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A newspaper
A penguin with a sunburn
A zebra with a sunburn
Grass, you were just lieing horribly about the colours.

A zebra in a blender or mincer.

That's easy.

Spider-Man

spider-man is not black. Nor is he white.

He has white eyes, black web outlines, and his costume is red.

But... it's not red all over .

No. My next point was that quite a bit of him was blue anyway.

It will be if his throat gets slit.

I'll just say Pio is right >_>. Why? because a bleeding (insert n-word) is racist.

well in that case, someone make up one cause i can't think for myself

Ok um... There was a woman living in a house. She was so desperate that she wanted to commit a suicide. One day she went to her bed and drank some poison. Suddenly she saw her cat that just pushed her vase down from a table. Right after that moment she wanted to live again and started to write a letter to her sister. But unfortunately, the poison she drank worked fast and she died very soon after that.

Why did she want to live again?

Ok, stuctured thoughts:

The reason she did not commit suicide was to do with a cat and a vase.
The vase may have broken.
The vase may have contained something.
She then started writing a letter to her sister
Her sister must be involved with the reason she wanted to commit suicide in the first place.
She was in her bed and she drank poison-poison may not be relevant since its just a way to let her start writing a letter but not finished. However, she didnt HAVE to be in her bed...

My questions:
Was there anything in the vase?
What was the cats name?
What was the sister's name?
Where was the sister at the time?
Did she have to be in her room?
Did the vase break?
Whats for dinner?

Another thought, maybe it isnt cat but a girl called catrina. "her cat" could be refering to "her catrina" meaning her daughter.

You can see I have time on my hands.

She thought her sister had broken the vase which was very important to her. Realised it was the cat, wrote the letter to say sorry to her sister, and died.



Steak and Kidney Pee

Did she commit suicide because she thought she had lost her cat?

Did she commit suicide because she thought her boyfriend or someone hated her and broke her vase? But then she realised it was just the cat who broke the vase.

Was it a Romeo & Juliet kind of story where the cat drank the poison and then she drank the poison, but then the cat woke up?



Uhhh... she did commit suicide.

yes but you get what i mean. She decided she wanted to live after all because of something to do with the vase and the cat.