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CHICKEN JOKES YEAH!


Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!


Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!

Why did the starfish cross the road?
To get to the other tide!

Why did the fox cross the road?
To get the chicken!

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
It was on the chicken's foot!


Why did the deer cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!

Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
The chicken had not evolved yet!

Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken!

Why did the weasel cross the road twice?
He was a double crosser!


Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station!


Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moooovie!


Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts!
31.07.08 22:55
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This thread should go to BTPOffGeneralTopic section.

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31.07.08 22:59
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I'm in the moneeeeey.
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me 2.
if you would have turned of my 100% tax BEFORE donating 4000$ to me!
ha! a joke!°
01.08.08 11:39
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Quoted :: Pac-Man (Forwarded PM)

"Looks like you've just received a donation to the amount of 4000 from Pioneer322! His reasoning is 'butts'!"

LOL OMG ROFL WTF LMAO
-100% tax = 0
-.-

ROFL LOLOL LMAO

Pac-Man, You got pwned :P
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pio will get a payback :)
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Quoted :: MilesPrower

This thread should go to BTPOffGeneralTopic section.


will you shut up about forum category management, No-one cares.

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A woman walks into a bar and asks the barkeep for a sexual innuendo, so he gives her one.

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Quoted :: psymon

A woman walks into a bar and asks the barkeep for a sexual innuendo, so he gives her one.


Nice one there.

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Haha, very subtle and neat :D

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[MP]MilesPrower says this:

A little boy says to his mom:
«MOM! Granny bit meee! :cry:
- O rly? I don't care. I told you not to go beside the jail.»

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That's funny if it happened to you, Miles.


What's the difference between a train carriage and a miscarriage?

You can't eat a train carriage.

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I suppose that's one "good" thing about my degree (aero engineering), there aren't too many terms/words/etc that have "alternative" meanings.
What, like cockpits, turboshafts, thrust, nozzles, corkscrews, ram drag, payload, flaps, and wind tunnels?
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fine, that's was a sad joke -_-
Who did that?

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What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?

I don't jizz on an apple before I eat it.
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