BlameThePixel!

What's the difference between depleted uranium in Iraq and my cock?
My cock only deforms one child at a time.

A group of chemists are investigating pollution problems in a safari park. They come across high levels of nitrates, which of course have a 1:3 ratio of nitrogen to oxygen atoms.
JESUS CHRIST IT'S ALL ION GET IN THE CAR!

you could have just said that.

But then there's no :3

Still funneh

hi, bloopy wanted to ask, i've been looking for some of your old chute race maps, can't find them anywhere?

didn't know how to contact you elsewhere, so I chose to ask here since i've seen you're active at this thread and you might see this.

but, to not make it an off-topic heres one :
A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm.
He meets another New Zealander who says "you sheerin' mate?" and the first guy replies "naw, they're all mine"

not that funny, but still

Hmm... your joke might be funny if you knew how to spell shearin'!

What's the difference between the Bombing of Dresden and Germany's best comedian?
Only the first one makes you smile.



Go to http://clansfx.co.uk (for some reason there's two Parachute Race categories there, but all 3 maps are in the 2nd one. I just saw your comment to Wyvern on WMDB... he probably doesn't want to hear from you, but you'll find him if you spend some time in the #worms channel on Gamesurge IRC.

haha...well sorry about the joke

and thanks for the site, totally forgot about it.




haha...I guess he doesn't, I don't see what good would it to just hang around in the irc channel, but maybe I'll try to get in more often.

well, thanks for the help, love your maps

You could chat to Wyvern if you did.

kinda funny I'm talking to you , about asking Wyvern how to build a chute race or any map for that matter.

I might as well just ask you, but..I wouldn't bother you if you're not up for it.

Start a thread about chute races and ask me then!

Wamp wah, you're messing up the jokes thread.

What's the difference between a chute race and Laban's stomach?
The worms in a chute race are harmless.

Nice. Now make a joke about the Apple iPad!

I will then

An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole, which she carried across her neck. One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water. At the end of the long walk from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full.

For a full two years this went on daily, with the woman bringing home only one and a half pots of water. Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments. But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it could only do half of what it had been made to do.

After 2 years of what it perceived to be bitter failure, it spoke to the woman one day by the stream. "I am ashamed of myself, because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house."

The old woman smiled, "Did you notice that there are magic mushrooms on your side of the path, but not on the other pot's side?" "That's because I have always known about your flaw, so I grew magic mushrooms on your side of the path, and every day while we walk back, you water them. For two years I have been able to pick these mushrooms and trip balls. Without you being just the way you are, I would not have the ability to trip the fuck out an have conversations with clay pots"