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You won't understand French humor

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Ok, if you insist

"It's a noob who goes see his psy and proposes him a game: They ask them enigmas, and if the noob doesn't know the answer, he must give 1$ to the psy. If the psy doesn't know the answer, he must give 100$ to the noob, because he's more intelligent then him. The psy starts:
«What does have 4 legs and bark?
- I dunno, here's 1$.»
The psy asks another question
«What does have 4 legs and miaow?
- I dunno, here's 1$.»
It's the noob's turn to asks questions:
«What does have 8 legs the morning and 4 legs the evening?»
After thinking a long while, the psy says:
«I don't know. Here's 100$. What is?
- I dunno. Here's 1$»

The shorter jokes are the better.

More copypaste goodness:


A guy asks his girlfriend to marry him and she says yes, so he buys her a new car. She loves this car she goes every where in it.

One day she picks up her kids from school, she's got a boy and a girl. As she's driving down the road, a car pulls up in front of her and they have a really nasty accident and she falls into a coma. When she wakes up from the coma there is a doctor next to her and she quickly asks doctor "Where is my son? He was really good at football, he could have played for England and been better than Beckham."

The doctor replies "I'm so sorry, he lost his leg in the accident, he won't be able to kick a football any more."

The woman asks about her daughter, "Doctor where is my daughter? She was really good at tennis and she could have been the best in the world and won at Wimbeldon."

The doctor says "Sorry but in the accident she lost her arms and she won't be able to pick up a racket any more". The woman begins to cry.

"Doctor" asks the woman, "How long have I been in this coma?" The doctor replies, "6 months". "So what's the date?" asks the woman.

"April 1st" says the doctor. The woman begins to laugh "So you were joking then were you?"

Doctor: "Yes.........they both died on impact"



There were two gay guys living together. One was more feminine and the other more masculine.

The masculine one lacked chest hair and it seemed to become a real problem for him. So, one day he decided to visit the doctor to see why he had no chest hair and if there was something he could do about.

Well, the doctor said there was nothing wrong with the guy, and really the only thing he could try to stimulate hair growth was to smother Vaseline all over his chest daily and perhaps the skin would become stimulated enough to produce hair.

The masculine homosexual was elated. He went immediately home and smothered his chest in Vaseline.

When his partner came home and jumped into bed with him, he felt the Vaseline and asked, "What in the hell are you doing?"

The masculine one explained what the doctor said and waited for comment from his partner.

Finally, his partner said, "Don't you think if that was true, you would have a pony tail coming out of your ass by now?"



A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend "You won't believe what happened. I was taking a short cut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to it. I untied her, and then we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything.

His friend replies, "That's great! Did you get a blow job?"

"Oh, no, I never found her head."



What is the difference between dead hookers and onions?
I cry when I cut up onions.

I lol'd hard! XDXD

Two people are talking:
«My baby walks now since three days!
- Wow! He should be far now.»

Say it, I'm bad for jokes.

Again, it's a gif, not a joke.


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I did it ^^

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?


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meh -_-. big lol. simple but funny XD

THAT WAS THE BEST JOKE OF ALL TIME.

Thanks, I heard it on the radio. A study showed that people who tell bad jokes are more likely to get hurt or put down by others (or some shiz like that). The study involved getting a bunch of people to tell that exact same joke I posted.

Edit:
Link: http://www.boston.com/news/nation/articles/2008/08/22/study_a_bad_joke_might_endanger_the_teller/

tl;dr

Pretty interesting, though.

congratz; abd now has knowledge noone other has ^^

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince

Sorry, that was bad.