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SouthX Genetically Different Send PM Posts: 1060 Threads: 27 WA Clan: Fuck WWP Clan: Me Mood: Fuzzy Money: £596.56 (D) (+ Friend)	This is meant to be fucking meaningful, Quoted :: Spleet What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby? I don't jizz on an apple before I eat it. Can I post tasteless racial and dirty jokes? [quote=Spleet] What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby? I don't jizz on an apple before I eat it. [/quote] [img]http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/images/smilies/lol.gif[/img] Can I post tasteless racial and dirty jokes?
08.08.08 05:12 Post #16	Last edited: 08.08.08 05:15 (SouthX - 1 times)	[Last.fm] [Hide Sig (4)] [Profile] [Quote]
Bloopy Lazy, Busy, Fizzy, Crazy Send PM Posts: 2996 Threads: 145 WA Clan: WwA Money: £764.65 (D) (+ Friend)	We already got started on the tasteless, so I don't see why not. Some words of wisdom from the Bloodhound Gang: "A woman is like dog-do, hear me through don't interrupt, it's just the older they get the easier they are to pick up." "Life is like a penis, most people don't know it, but most people suck so they usually blow it." We already got started on the tasteless, so I don't see why not. Some words of wisdom from the Bloodhound Gang: "A woman is like dog-do, hear me through don't interrupt, it's just the older they get the easier they are to pick up." "Life is like a penis, most people don't know it, but most people suck so they usually blow it." ________________ Quoted :: Bloopy Quoted :: thomasp I suppose that's one "good" thing about my degree (aero engineering), there aren't too many terms/words/etc that have "alternative" meanings. What, like cockpits, turboshafts, thrust, nozzles, corkscrews, ram drag, payload, flaps, and wind tunnels?
08.08.08 05:48 Post #17	[Planet Bloopy] [Hide Sig (7)] [Profile] [Quote]
Spleet Looking For Status Send PM Posts: 1279 Threads: 73 Money: £374.42 (D) (+ Friend)	What's the difference between a pizza and a Jewish person? A pizza won't scream if you put it in an oven. What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? A pizza can feed a family. What's the difference between a pizza and a Jewish person? A pizza won't scream if you put it in an oven. What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? A pizza can feed a family.
08.08.08 20:36 Post #18	[Hide Sig (3)] [Profile] [Quote]
SouthX Genetically Different Send PM Posts: 1060 Threads: 27 WA Clan: Fuck WWP Clan: Me Mood: Fuzzy Money: £596.56 (D) (+ Friend)	This is meant to be fucking meaningful, Why do black people have white hands? Everyone has some good in them! Why was white chocolate invented? So black kids could get messy too! I lol'd HARD! Why do black people have white hands? Everyone has some good in them! Why was white chocolate invented? So black kids could get messy too! I lol'd HARD!
08.08.08 23:44 Post #19	Last edited: 08.08.08 23:47 (SouthX - 1 times)	[Last.fm] [Hide Sig (4)] [Profile] [Quote]
MilesPrower MR.BISON DOES NOT APPROVE OF YOUR SHENANIGANS Send PM Posts: 352 Threads: 10 Mood: Confused Money: £32.84 (D) (+ Friend)	MilesPrower says this: roflol! Awesome! Question: What's the difference between a first floor and a tenth floor? Answer:Spoiler (Click to Expand) If you fall from the 10th floor, you'll say: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! Boom!. If you fall from the 1st floor, you'll say: Boom! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! roflol! Awesome! Question: What's the difference between a first floor and a tenth floor? Answer:[spoiler]If you fall from the 10th floor, you'll say: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! Boom!. If you fall from the 1st floor, you'll say: Boom! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH![/spoiler] ________________ Spoiler (Click to Expand) I'm not the good person to blame
09.08.08 02:35 Post #20	[Hide Sig (13)] [Profile] [Quote]
SouthX Genetically Different Send PM Posts: 1060 Threads: 27 WA Clan: Fuck WWP Clan: Me Mood: Fuzzy Money: £596.56 (D) (+ Friend)	This is meant to be fucking meaningful, ^ Get a bettar humour It also appears that I can ask you about BJs... so... Sucky sucky 5 dollar? It's not a joke, but it's funny: ^ Get a bettar humour [img]http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/images/smilies/crap.gif[/img] It also appears that I can ask you about BJs... so... Sucky sucky 5 dollar? :lol: It's not a joke, but it's funny: [img]http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i176/enjoi17/invisbike.gif[/img]
09.08.08 05:05 Post #21	Last edited: 09.08.08 05:47 (SouthX - 2 times)	[Last.fm] [Hide Sig (4)] [Profile] [Quote]
C1 Looking For Status Send PM Posts: 0 Threads: 0 Money: £0.18 (D) (+ Friend)	*HEY! Read this carefully: I didn't write that. If you still don't believe me, here is a proof: Spoiler (Click to Expand)* OVER! <b><i><u><big><big><big>HEY! Read this carefully: I didn't write that. If you still don't believe me, here is a proof: [spoiler][img]http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn212/MilesPrower13/7020.jpg[/img][/spoiler]</b></i></u></big></big></big> OVER!
09.08.08 15:42 Post #22	[Hide Sig (2)] [Profile] [Quote]
fAya onBTP Send PM Posts: 1 Threads: 0 Mood: lazy... Money: £19.84 (D) (+ Friend)	thought btp could use some music. so... Spoiler (Click to Expand) thought btp could use some music. so... [spoiler] <object> <embed src="http://www.poptix.net/funny/videostar.swf" width="650" height="550" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed> </object> [/spoiler]
10.08.08 01:05 Post #23	Last edited: 10.08.08 01:29 (Pioneer322 - 3 times)	[Hide Sig (0)] [Profile] [Quote]
MilesPrower MR.BISON DOES NOT APPROVE OF YOUR SHENANIGANS Send PM Posts: 352 Threads: 10 Mood: Confused Money: £32.84 (D) (+ Friend)	MilesPrower says this: how could C1 post that if he's banned since... June 15th? how could C1 post that if he's banned since... June 15th? ________________ Spoiler (Click to Expand) I'm not the good person to blame
10.08.08 01:35 Post #24	[Hide Sig (13)] [Profile] [Quote]
SPAZ Looking For Status Send PM Posts: 1285 Threads: 28 Money: £9.60 (D) (+ Friend)	Did you hear about the scarecrow that won an award? Apparently he was outstanding in his field. Did you hear about the scarecrow that won an award? Apparently he was outstanding in his field.
11.08.08 15:55 Post #25	[WWW] [Hide Sig (10)] [Profile] [Quote]
Bloopy Lazy, Busy, Fizzy, Crazy Send PM Posts: 2996 Threads: 145 WA Clan: WwA Money: £764.65 (D) (+ Friend)	Blatantly copying and pasting jokes from a thread on another forum: There's two men in a pub and one is riding a Bucking Bronco Machine. He lasts over 10 minutes. "Geeeeez mate, that was impressive!" "I get lots of practice" replied the other guy, "my wife's an epileptic". Zebo, a half blind five year old South African orphan, has to ride 7 miles a day to school with only one leg on a bicycle with buckled wheels and no brakes. Give just a small donation of 2 dollars and we'll send you the video, it's fucking hilarious What's the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with a light on. What's black and rhymes with 'snoop'? Dr Dre. Why is a hot frying pan like anal sex? It does a great job of browning your meat. Blatantly copying and pasting jokes from a thread on another forum: There's two men in a pub and one is riding a Bucking Bronco Machine. He lasts over 10 minutes. "Geeeeez mate, that was impressive!" "I get lots of practice" replied the other guy, "my wife's an epileptic". Zebo, a half blind five year old South African orphan, has to ride 7 miles a day to school with only one leg on a bicycle with buckled wheels and no brakes. Give just a small donation of 2 dollars and we'll send you the video, it's fucking hilarious!! What's the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with a light on. What's black and rhymes with 'snoop'? Dr Dre. Why is a hot frying pan like anal sex? It does a great job of browning your meat. ________________ Quoted :: Bloopy Quoted :: thomasp I suppose that's one "good" thing about my degree (aero engineering), there aren't too many terms/words/etc that have "alternative" meanings. What, like cockpits, turboshafts, thrust, nozzles, corkscrews, ram drag, payload, flaps, and wind tunnels?
11.08.08 21:57 Post #26	[Planet Bloopy] [Hide Sig (7)] [Profile] [Quote]
SouthX Genetically Different Send PM Posts: 1060 Threads: 27 WA Clan: Fuck WWP Clan: Me Mood: Fuzzy Money: £596.56 (D) (+ Friend)	This is meant to be fucking meaningful, Why'd the fag get fired from the sperm bank? They caught him drinking on the job Why'd the fag get fired from the sperm bank? They caught him drinking on the job
13.08.08 04:04 Post #27	[Last.fm] [Hide Sig (4)] [Profile] [Quote]
Bloopy Lazy, Busy, Fizzy, Crazy Send PM Posts: 2996 Threads: 145 WA Clan: WwA Money: £764.65 (D) (+ Friend)	What do girls and KFC chicken have in common? You start with the breast, then go to the thigh, and then you're left with a greasy box to stick your bone in. What do girls and KFC chicken have in common? You start with the breast, then go to the thigh, and then you're left with a greasy box to stick your bone in. ________________ Quoted :: Bloopy Quoted :: thomasp I suppose that's one "good" thing about my degree (aero engineering), there aren't too many terms/words/etc that have "alternative" meanings. What, like cockpits, turboshafts, thrust, nozzles, corkscrews, ram drag, payload, flaps, and wind tunnels?
21.08.08 03:36 Post #28	[Planet Bloopy] [Hide Sig (7)] [Profile] [Quote]
Pac-Man Pariah Send PM Posts: 646 Threads: 22 Money: £-1.98 (D) User Tax: 111% (+ Friend)	Im bad at making jokes, so i do a german one... o_O Two Tauben are meeting themselves. The first Taube says: "Have you heard the news already?" The second Taube: "How could I, I am a Taube!" Extremely funny right? Im bad at making jokes, so i do a german one... o_O Two Tauben are meeting themselves. The first Taube says: "Have you heard the news already?" The second Taube: "How could I, I am a Taube!" Extremely funny right?
21.08.08 16:07 Post #29	(Spam)	[Hide Sig (15)] [Profile] [Quote]
MilesPrower MR.BISON DOES NOT APPROVE OF YOUR SHENANIGANS Send PM Posts: 352 Threads: 10 Mood: Confused Money: £32.84 (D) (+ Friend)	MilesPrower says this: Boring! I'm better at French jokes Boring! I'm better at French jokes ________________ Spoiler (Click to Expand) I'm not the good person to blame
21.08.08 17:12 Post #30	[Hide Sig (13)] [Profile] [Quote]
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