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TheAbdBoy Single Send PM Posts: 4158 Threads: 322 Money: £1844.11 (D) User Tax: -99% (+ Friend)	Quoted :: Bloopy bool startWar = false; if(startWar = true){ fireNukes(); } Oh no. 'true' was assigned to startWar. Why would you make such a noob mistake?! [quote=Bloopy] bool startWar = false; if(startWar = true){ fireNukes(); } [/quote] Oh no. 'true' was assigned to startWar. Why would you make such a noob mistake?! ________________
15.09.10 03:01 Post #106	[Twitter] [Hide Sig (0)] [Profile] [Quote]
Bloopy Lazy, Busy, Fizzy, Crazy Send PM Posts: 2996 Threads: 145 WA Clan: WwA Money: £764.65 (D) (+ Friend)	Quoted :: TheAbdBoy Why would you make such a noob mistake?! That's how the joke goes. [quote=TheAbdBoy] Why would you make such a noob mistake?! [/quote] That's how the joke goes. ________________ Quoted :: Bloopy Quoted :: thomasp I suppose that's one "good" thing about my degree (aero engineering), there aren't too many terms/words/etc that have "alternative" meanings. What, like cockpits, turboshafts, thrust, nozzles, corkscrews, ram drag, payload, flaps, and wind tunnels?
15.09.10 09:39 Post #107	[Planet Bloopy] [Hide Sig (7)] [Profile] [Quote]
TheAbdBoy Single Send PM Posts: 4158 Threads: 322 Money: £1844.11 (D) User Tax: -99% (+ Friend)	Quoted :: Bloopy Quoted :: TheAbdBoy Why would you make such a noob mistake?! That's how the joke goes. I was joking. In the thread for jokes. [quote=Bloopy] [quote=TheAbdBoy] Why would you make such a noob mistake?! [/quote] That's how the joke goes. [/quote] I was joking. In the thread for jokes. ________________
15.09.10 23:22 Post #108	[Twitter] [Hide Sig (0)] [Profile] [Quote]
Bloopy Lazy, Busy, Fizzy, Crazy Send PM Posts: 2996 Threads: 145 WA Clan: WwA Money: £764.65 (D) (+ Friend)	Oh dear... Oh dear... <img src="http://i.imgur.com/8Hrdi.jpg"> ________________ Quoted :: Bloopy Quoted :: thomasp I suppose that's one "good" thing about my degree (aero engineering), there aren't too many terms/words/etc that have "alternative" meanings. What, like cockpits, turboshafts, thrust, nozzles, corkscrews, ram drag, payload, flaps, and wind tunnels?
21.09.10 21:42 Post #109	[Planet Bloopy] [Hide Sig (7)] [Profile] [Quote]
Pioneer322 Orangie Orgy Send PM Posts: 2375 Threads: 38 Mood: FFFFFFFFFFF Money: £1289.13 (D) User Tax: -322% (+ Friend)	Im going to hell for this but I laughed. Im going to hell for this but I laughed.
21.09.10 22:09 Post #110	[Hide Sig (2)] [Profile] [Quote]
Bloopy Lazy, Busy, Fizzy, Crazy Send PM Posts: 2996 Threads: 145 WA Clan: WwA Money: £764.65 (D) (+ Friend)	I once went to a zoo. There weren't many animals there. In fact, there was only a dog! It was a shitzu. I once went to a zoo. There weren't many animals there. In fact, there was only a dog! It was a shitzu. ________________ Quoted :: Bloopy Quoted :: thomasp I suppose that's one "good" thing about my degree (aero engineering), there aren't too many terms/words/etc that have "alternative" meanings. What, like cockpits, turboshafts, thrust, nozzles, corkscrews, ram drag, payload, flaps, and wind tunnels?
16.10.10 14:35 Post #111	[Planet Bloopy] [Hide Sig (7)] [Profile] [Quote]
TheAbdBoy Single Send PM Posts: 4158 Threads: 322 Money: £1844.11 (D) User Tax: -99% (+ Friend)	Anyone know any good botox jokes or one-liners? kthx. Anyone know any good botox jokes or one-liners? kthx. ________________
20.10.10 04:06 Post #112	[Twitter] [Hide Sig (0)] [Profile] [Quote]
Bloopy Lazy, Busy, Fizzy, Crazy Send PM Posts: 2996 Threads: 145 WA Clan: WwA Money: £764.65 (D) (+ Friend)	I dunno, Google might... A randy old man called John Dilly Did something that made him feel silly Though he lost the wrinkle He cannot now sprinkle 'Cause he put botox in his willy Not a joke, but this is funny: Quote: The sting of Botox jokes can really get to anyone who's had the procedure done - or can it? Two studies released this month suggest that this sting may be lessened - because Botox may actually inhibit the ability to feel emotions like anger, sadness and happiness. I dunno, Google might... A randy old man called John Dilly Did something that made him feel silly Though he lost the wrinkle He cannot now sprinkle 'Cause he put botox in his willy Not a joke, but this is funny: [quote]The sting of Botox jokes can really get to anyone who's had the procedure done - or can it? Two studies released this month suggest that this sting may be lessened - because Botox may actually inhibit the ability to feel emotions like anger, sadness and happiness.[/quote] ________________ Quoted :: Bloopy Quoted :: thomasp I suppose that's one "good" thing about my degree (aero engineering), there aren't too many terms/words/etc that have "alternative" meanings. What, like cockpits, turboshafts, thrust, nozzles, corkscrews, ram drag, payload, flaps, and wind tunnels?
20.10.10 08:16 Post #113	[Planet Bloopy] [Hide Sig (7)] [Profile] [Quote]
The Pope Decisive Send PM Posts: 5183 Threads: 123 Mood: Refreshed Money: £201.52 (D) (+ Friend)	Lines and botox? I thought that stuff got rid of lines. Lines and botox? I thought that stuff got rid of lines. ________________ Learn to look, look to learn.
20.10.10 22:23 Post #114	[Hide Sig (14)] [Profile] [Quote]
TheAbdBoy Single Send PM Posts: 4158 Threads: 322 Money: £1844.11 (D) User Tax: -99% (+ Friend)	Quoted :: The Pope Lines and botox? I thought that stuff got rid of lines. Ahahahah, I set you up for that one, didn't I? How does a lion like his meat? RAWR. [quote=The Pope] Lines and botox? I thought that stuff got rid of lines. [/quote] :lol: Ahahahah, I set you up for that one, didn't I? How does a lion like his meat? RAWR. ________________
21.10.10 03:08 Post #115	[Twitter] [Hide Sig (0)] [Profile] [Quote]
TheAbdBoy Single Send PM Posts: 4158 Threads: 322 Money: £1844.11 (D) User Tax: -99% (+ Friend)	Something relevant in today's messed up world. How much coke did Charlie Sheen take? Spoiler (Click to Expand) Enough to kill two and a half men. Source: http://twitter.com/5tevenw/status/44435569186582528 Something relevant in today's messed up world. How much coke did Charlie Sheen take? [spoiler]Enough to kill two and a half men. Source: http://twitter.com/5tevenw/status/44435569186582528 [/spoiler] ________________
06.03.11 22:53 Post #116	[Twitter] [Hide Sig (0)] [Profile] [Quote]
Bloopy Lazy, Busy, Fizzy, Crazy Send PM Posts: 2996 Threads: 145 WA Clan: WwA Money: £764.65 (D) (+ Friend)	Nice. How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Cook it in the oven until its Bill Withers. What's the worst possible outcome when buying a CD for $10? Getting a Nickel back. Nice. How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Cook it in the oven until its Bill Withers. What's the worst possible outcome when buying a CD for $10? Getting a Nickel back. ________________ Quoted :: Bloopy Quoted :: thomasp I suppose that's one "good" thing about my degree (aero engineering), there aren't too many terms/words/etc that have "alternative" meanings. What, like cockpits, turboshafts, thrust, nozzles, corkscrews, ram drag, payload, flaps, and wind tunnels?
07.03.11 23:03 Post #117	[Planet Bloopy] [Hide Sig (7)] [Profile] [Quote]
Bloopy Lazy, Busy, Fizzy, Crazy Send PM Posts: 2996 Threads: 145 WA Clan: WwA Money: £764.65 (D) (+ Friend)	My lesbian next-door neighbours gave me a Rolex. It's really nice, but I think they misunderstood me when I said I wanna watch. My lesbian next-door neighbours gave me a Rolex. It's really nice, but I think they misunderstood me when I said I wanna watch. ________________ Quoted :: Bloopy Quoted :: thomasp I suppose that's one "good" thing about my degree (aero engineering), there aren't too many terms/words/etc that have "alternative" meanings. What, like cockpits, turboshafts, thrust, nozzles, corkscrews, ram drag, payload, flaps, and wind tunnels?
20.03.11 02:15 Post #118	[Planet Bloopy] [Hide Sig (7)] [Profile] [Quote]
Bloopy Lazy, Busy, Fizzy, Crazy Send PM Posts: 2996 Threads: 145 WA Clan: WwA Money: £764.65 (D) (+ Friend)	<img src="http://i.imgur.com/GBR1g.jpg"> ________________ Quoted :: Bloopy Quoted :: thomasp I suppose that's one "good" thing about my degree (aero engineering), there aren't too many terms/words/etc that have "alternative" meanings. What, like cockpits, turboshafts, thrust, nozzles, corkscrews, ram drag, payload, flaps, and wind tunnels?
22.03.11 02:20 Post #119	[Planet Bloopy] [Hide Sig (7)] [Profile] [Quote]
Bloopy Lazy, Busy, Fizzy, Crazy Send PM Posts: 2996 Threads: 145 WA Clan: WwA Money: £764.65 (D) (+ Friend)	My wife reckons she can tell how good a film is by how many tissues she goes through. Funnily enough, I use the same system. My wife reckons she can tell how good a film is by how many tissues she goes through. Funnily enough, I use the same system. ________________ Quoted :: Bloopy Quoted :: thomasp I suppose that's one "good" thing about my degree (aero engineering), there aren't too many terms/words/etc that have "alternative" meanings. What, like cockpits, turboshafts, thrust, nozzles, corkscrews, ram drag, payload, flaps, and wind tunnels?
14.04.11 03:52 Post #120	[Planet Bloopy] [Hide Sig (7)] [Profile] [Quote]
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