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ArcBeetle
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ArcBeetle tries to enter in the maze
"mmm Ill buy a map better"
ArcBeetle goes to the bookshop to get one
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09.07.05 12:25 Post #76 | [Hide Sig (9)] [Profile] [Quote] |
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kikumbob has a sudden urge to enter through the staff only door of McDonalds.
kikumbob does so.
kikumbobfinds the bginnings of a maze that say "To burger King"
"Wait a minute. THat must mean that Burger King and McDonalds are the same company!"
kikumbobponders over this and so does not see the finish line run at him.
The finish line tramples kikumbob
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09.07.05 13:47 Post #77 | [Hide Sig (9)] [Profile] [Quote] |
ArcBeetle
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ArcBeetle buys a map for the maze and go there.
With the map, go trough the maze is easily for ArcBeetle and arrives to the finish.
Then he reads: "To the Burger King" and thinks: "Wait a minute. THat must mean that Burger King and McDonalds are the same company!"
kikumbob says: "I said that already Arc"
ArcBeetle:"Ok, but now where is the finish line?. And why there are 2 companies which are the same in reality?"
kikumbob:"I dont know, but we must discover it"
ArcBeetle and kikumbob run to start investigating it
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09.07.05 14:03 Post #78 | [Hide Sig (9)] [Profile] [Quote] |
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EvilWeevil decides to investigate as well. He quickly discovers that BurgerKing and McDonalds are actually illusions created by a powerful sorcerer who planned to mess up peoples brains by making them think that McDonalds and BurgerKing are the same company, when in fact they don't really exist at all.
However, EvilWeevil doesn't tell kikumbob and ArcBeetle. Instead, he seeks out the sorcerer. He finds him entering his dark tower. EvilWeevil draws a sword and slices the sorcerer's head off.
"A job well done. Hey, I can see the finish line at the top of the tower!"
EvilWeevil runs into the tower.
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ArcBeetle and kikumbob find a tower and they hear a laugh
"Haha I messed up the brains of ArcBeetle and kikumbob making them believe that McDonald and BurgerKing are the same company, and now EvilWeevil 's brain making him believe that he sliced my head off and that the finish line is at the top of the tower"
ArcBeetle : "WHAAAAAAAAT??? NOW YOU DIE"
He shoots the triple canon at sorcerer but he creates a shield and protects itself
ArcBeetle: "This is going to be a hard battle..."
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kikumbob to ArcBeetle: "Dude, he was dead already. Stop seeing things. Anyways, you are seeing this detonator in my hand and it is real and connected to a real bomb inside this tower. Byebye.
kikumbob presses the detonator and jumps out the window, kicking ArcBeetle down the stairs
The tower blows up.
kikumbob runs after EvilWeevil
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11.07.05 06:15 Post #81 | [Hide Sig (9)] [Profile] [Quote] |
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EvilWeevil managed to get out of the tower before it blew up. He sees the finish line being blasted out and lands...directly on top of the start!
"Wow, we've ended up right back where we started. Uh-oh, there's kikumbob. I'd better hurry."
EvilWeevil runs like hell.
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11.07.05 07:29 Post #82 | [Hide Sig (5)] [Profile] [Quote] |
ArcBeetle
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Fortunately, ArcBeetle managed to escape before the tower blew up
Then he sees something:
"Wait a moment, isnt that a misil going to the top of the start"
ArcBeetle admires the explosion
"Oh wait I must win the race "
ArcBeetle runs like hell
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11.07.05 13:37 Post #83 | [Hide Sig (9)] [Profile] [Quote] |
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EvilWeevil stops and spins round. He activates the "low gravity" panel and gets out a minigun.
EvilWeevil fires it at ArcBeetle, propelling him into the air and far, far away.
EvilWeevil runs like hell again.
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kikumbob runs like heaven, grows a pair of wings, and flie like heaven damnit!
kikumbobwings it past EvilWeevil
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12.07.05 11:42 Post #85 | Last edited: 12.07.05 11:42 (kikumbob - 1 times) |
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ArcBeetle falls in the crater crated by the misil and where the finish line is
ArcBeetle sees the finish line running to the exterior the crater
The finish line sees him, and runs like hell
ArcBeetle runs like hell behing it
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12.07.05 12:27 Post #86 | Last edited: 12.07.05 12:27 (ArcBeetle - 1 times) |
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Glenn finally finishes his very LONG training. He is now capable of carrying out the task of reaching the finish line.
He backs up a long way from the water ("Damn, I keep getting stuck back here"), and gets a running start. He then proceeds to run ON the water, cutting down the travel time significantly.
He reaches the crater, only to see ArcBeetle advancing toward the finish line.
"I summon thee! GIANT FROG SQUASH!"
A giant frog falls out of nowhere and smashes ArcBeetle three times.
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kikumbob Uses his wings to make an impossible large jump straight for the finish line.
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12.07.05 16:21 Post #88 | Last edited: 12.07.05 16:27 (kikumbob - 2 times) |
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The giants frog eats EvilWeevil , ArcBeetle and kikumbob
The finish line takes advantage of this and runs away
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12.07.05 16:46 Post #89 | [Hide Sig (9)] [Profile] [Quote] |
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EvilWeevil luckily has a chainsaw and opens a hole inside the giant frog.
EvilWeevil jumps out and, using his great powers of hypnotisim, forces Glenn to get inside the frog, blocking the way for kikumbob and ArcBeetle.
EvilWeevil runs after the finish line only to get trapped in a cage. The finish starts mocking him.
"Help me someone, please..."
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