BlameThePixel!

...and once again the finish line is blasted away, this time to the other side of the world on a tiny desert island.

EvilWeevil, who had fallen to the bottom of the mountain, throws Mike and Steve out of the helicopter with which they were viewing the race in. He gets in and starts flying to the desert island.

"What do you have to say about that Mike? He just stole our helicopter"
"Let's just see if that tactic pays off for us"
"But we're not in the race"
"That's never stopped us in the past"
"True True. Hey look there's Psymon!"
"HEY PSYMON Can we have a cookie?"
"Only if you pass me that RPG laucher" Psymon said.

*Mike and Steve pass Psymon the RPG. In return he gave them the bag of cookies*

Psymon holds the RPG on his sholder and aims at EvilWeevil's stolen helicopter. Psymon pulls the trigger and blasts the helicopter out of the sky leaving Weevil in the middle of the ocean.

"You destoryed our Helicopter!"
Psymon points behind Mike and Steve
"LOOK! MORE COOKIES"

Psymon holds the RPG at a 45 degree and angle between his feet. He pulls the trigger with his left hand while preparing to catch the RPG in his right. Psymon pulls the trigger and flys through the air towards the finish line, Grenade in hand.

Then ArcBeetle says:" OMG I blasted the finish line to a island **** ME"

"And now how I can go there? Im a robot and ill sink in the ocean if I try to swim"

"Aha, I know a way: Go to the Port and get a ship"



ArcBeetle runs like hell to the port

Psymon sees that the propelsion of the grenade was about to run out over the earth, above the port. He falls to the ground above the only ship in the port while concentrating a chi shield to his feet to:
A) Protect him from the blast and
B) To allow him to bounce back into the air.
Psymon reappears in the air while the HMS Snot sinks to the bottom of the docks.

EvilWeevil, who had forgotten how to swim for some reason, dies. He respawns at the port.
EvilWeevil quickly builds a rocket ship. He flys it straight into Psymon, who dies and also respawns at the port.
The rocket ship runs out of fuel and EvilWeevil makes a crash landing on a nearby island. He hires a motor boat and heads towards the tiny desert island.

TheAbdBoy runs up the stairs from Rocky. At the top TheAbdBoy goes into some slow mo thing at the top of the stairs.

"Oops, wrong finish line"

Glenn finally wakes up, unsurprisingly, at the port.

"Wow, how am I going to get over there? Wait! I'm a friggen frog! I can just SWIM over there!"

Glenn hops into the water and starts swimming the butterfly stroke.

EvilWeevil reaches the tiny desert island. He gets out of his boat, which he ties to the jetty.

"Wow. I was sure somebody was going to stop me, but here I am."

EvilWeevil makes a jump for the finish line.

kikumbob has an idea
kikumbob comits suicide
Out of a complete lack of improbability, kikumbob respawns inside EvilWeevil

This all culminates into a deformed mess on the ground near the finish line.

ArcBeetle goes by boat to the tiny island,but the boat is smashed against a iceberg and ArcBeetle "flies" tp the tiny island due to the hit

Finally he falls in it

"It" being the deformed mess, and ArcBeetle adds to it. The weight of this deformed mess pushes the whole island into the sea.

while ArcBeetle and kikumbob keep respawning in the exact same place at the exact same time, EvilWeevil respawns at the surface.

EvilWeevil swims down towards the finish line.

Like ArcBeetle is a robot, he is sunk due to his weight and fall at the bottom of the sea

"Well and now what?, i cant swim :S"

kikumbob decides that he has made good progress.
After a moments contempletion on how swimmingly (literally) the race had gone, kikumbob dived down after ArcBeetle using his utter idioticness as propulsion.

then ArcBeetle has a idea: "if i cant swim ill walk at the bottom"

so ArcBeetle does it, but.. a shark appears behind him and kikumbob and eats them

TheAbdBoy doesn't know where the finish line is because he hasn't been reading posts.

TheAbdBoy jumps into a hole.

Look! I win!