BlameThePixel!

kikumbob laughs insanly as he uses his hyper matter transporter to teleport himslef to the finish line.
He uses it.
kikumbob ends up halfay in to the ground a metre away from the finish line.

"...well I cant say Im not annoyed..."

"Okay, glowing sword thingummy, check. Command to save the planet, check. Large amounts of... Oh, COMEON!"

Glenn stands before a glowy portal type thing.

"Well, I guess there's no use avoiding the inevitable. I just have to accept my destiny as being part of every horrible cliche in the history of everything."

Glenn steps through the portal, and materializes directly on top of EvilWeevil.

ArcBeetle sees that kikumbob is going to win the race, so he shoots the prominence and stops him

however the prominence is too powerful and it creates a big hole around the finish line,and he and kik fall in that hole

PD: ArcBeetle is a medabot so he can use the prominence

kikumbob is suddenly shot by the prominence. But since he dosnt know what it does, it dosnt harm him.

However, he does know what a black hole is and so is sucked into nothingness along with...

"Arcbeetle?? How the fuck did you get here so fast??"

Out of a stroke of infinitly impossible luck, both bodies land on Glenn and EvilWeevil

TheAbdBoy gets off the ground.
"I sense that someone is very close to the finish line."
TheAbdBoy uses his imagination to move the finish line really, really far away from kikumbob (Yeah I know that's cheating. )
TheAbdBoy barrel rolls towards the finish lone

After this arcbeetle and glenn start to talk

arcbeetle: "both of u, glenn and evilweevil, wont win the race"
glenn: "reallY? just sit down and wait"
arcbeetle:"nah i prefer fight kikumbob come here"

nobody answers
arcbeetle:"kikumbob??? where are u??"

glenn and evilweevil take advantage of their numeric superiority and start smashing arcbeetle

EvilWeevil sees that /TheAbdBoy is near the finish line, so he stops smashing /ArcBeetle and plants a Concrete Donkey on the finish line, causing it to be pushed deep into the ground.

"Don't tell me I have to go to hell again?" moans EvilWeevil as he runs down the crater towards the finish line.

The freak black hole event was too much for kikumbob who died very suddenly when he hit the ground.

Since this is an RPG, kikumbob did not simply go to hell, he respawned in hell. This gave him quite a dramatic advantage and so he rushed towards the finish line only to see it be incinerated by the bowels of hell.

"Now how the hell is someone supposed to finish?"

like Glenn is alone smashing ArcBeetle, Arc shoots the triple cannon at him, so he can scape

ArcBeetle runs for reach the crater

Glenn casts Water 2 on himself to keep himself from being incinerated by the flames of Hell.

Glenn drops into hell.

"Oh great, what's next? The finish line becomes possessed and starts running away from us?"

The finish line gets up and starts running away.

"Son of a bitch!"

Psymon finds a small person. He is the keeper of the hidden mini-games that don't reward you untill you've played them for at least 3 hours, seem oddly addictive and don't acctuly forward the plot.

The mini-game the person looks after is "Wink murder". It was my turn to be the murderer. Psymon looks around the town when a speak of dust flys into my right eye, causeing me to wink. The whole building explodes and sends a hapless flying 50ft into the air.

"Cool", Psymon says.

Psymon sees Abd rolling his way to the finish line.
"No chance, monkey boy"
Psymon winks at Abd causeing him to explode 100ft into the air (Because it was more concentrated). Psymon winks at him again and he sails off through the air and round to the over side of the world.

TheAbdBoy is on the other side of the world.
TheAbdBoy sighs

"I knew I wasn't going to finish this race"

TheAbdBoy gets an idea
TheAbdBoy uses his imagination to get a jackhammer
TheAbdBoy uses the jackhammer to get back in the race

kikumbob runs up to Glenn and slaps some tape over his mouth.

"Godamit shutup! Your ironically coincdental cliches are getting on my bloody nerves!"

With that, kikumbob drills randomly through the centre of the earth trying to find the finish line.

ArcBeetle finds the finish line but it runs too so he cant reach it.

ArcBeetle tryes to attack the finish line with
his triple canon but suddenly the The Abd boy appears and gets hit by the shot, meaning that the finish line doesnt get hit by it

The finish line runs like hell

TheAbdBoy cries in pain.
"FUCK! THAT HURT! FUCK! THE FINISH LINE!"
TheAbdBoy just crawls in the direction of the finish line.