BlameThePixel!

Like most others, Vin diesel cannot remember his past life. However, he can remember his future life. And he can remember remembering his future life in his future life. And so on.

Scientology is a bizarre religion which I forget the details of. Try searching google, you might learn something.

If its a religion, wouldnt it be scientism?

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I couldnt resist but to look at that site again
Vin Diesel sleeps on a bed of live hornets. Every single hornet is named "Pablo"

Vin Diesel can solve a Rubik's Cube in one move

Vin was the only one who sucessfully put humpty dumpty back together again

There is a large link between looking Vin Diesel directly in the eye and arteriosclerosis. This is thought to be because of the high cholesterol levels in the light reflected off Vin Diesel's eyes.

Vin Diesel once told a joke that was so funny that God himself laughed.

The only thing Vin Diesel has ever failed at is failing.

It was Vin Diesel...in the billiards room...with the candlestick.

glenn, you aren't a dictionary - dictionary.com is.
oh, and:
http://www.scientology.org/
It's basically about buying books though, really.

Oh...wow. I quite like that.

New topic:
Strange things you'd hear on the beach.

"so, you burried daddy in the sand again, huh? well I hope you used his coffin this time!"

Dude, where's all the godforsaken women that have been hit with an ugly stick one too many times at?

"Excuse me. I am Frodo and this is my friend Sam. We were supposed to throw this ring into some volcano but we got a bit lost. Do you know the way to a Mount Doom by any chance?"

"Bah Sand. Why do we need sand?"

"Is this the set for the new Star Wars? I suppose the force didn't guide me that well. Back to the all bean platter I go..."

Nipples?

Well I'm gonna get this thread started again with a new suggestion.

"Things you don't want to be shouting at a party when the loud music suddenly stops"

Fuck you!

God, I wish that goddammed idiot, (insert host's name here), would drop dead.

...and the disease lasted for about a week!

...and the disease lasted for about a week!
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