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Thnikkaman
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Hey, I'm Superman. I can stop a bus dead in its tracks. Wanna see?
"Bad things to say or do in your first day in prison"
I'll start, in the words of the immortal Colin Mochrie:
"Hello? There's a hole in my cell that leads to the outside. Hello?!"
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"Hey, I dropped my soap..."
"I need to use the phone. It's my anniversary tonight, and my wife was supposed to bake me a fi-, I mean, a cake today."
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"Hi, I'm the guy who got your wife pregnant while you were in here."
"Hi, I'm SargeTron."
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I suppose that's one "good" thing about my degree (aero engineering), there aren't too many terms/words/etc that have "alternative" meanings.
What, like cockpits, turboshafts, thrust, nozzles, corkscrews, ram drag, payload, flaps, and wind tunnels? |
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" GOOOooooooood morning campers! is everyone ready for a VERY special day today?! I know I am! who wants a nice heaping bowl of sunshine with a side of happy?"
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" GOOOooooooood morning campers! is everyone ready for a VERY special day today?! I know I am! who wants a nice heaping bowl of sunshine with a side of happy?"
Hahahaaa nice one! The most brilliant stories are always non-fiction ones, so I can tell you've been in jail before!
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I suppose that's one "good" thing about my degree (aero engineering), there aren't too many terms/words/etc that have "alternative" meanings.
What, like cockpits, turboshafts, thrust, nozzles, corkscrews, ram drag, payload, flaps, and wind tunnels? |
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Hahahaaa nice one! The most brilliant stories are always non-fiction ones, so I can tell you've been in jail before!
*takes out giant mace* I hate you.
and no, I've never been in jail
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"Hello, I see you're new. See that huge pole over there? They inspect you for diseases by shoving that up your ass. Oh..seems it's your turn"
This one's not very good =\
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"So, anyone see the chelsea game?"
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"No, sir, I'm not familiar with the term 'arseface.'" :/
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"Hi, I'm SargeTron."
That my fave at the mo
"Oh my god, youve got a bit of dirt on your cheek. Here, let me rub it off for you."
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"996...997...998...999...£1000! Now to put it all into my shoe."
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"996...997...998...999...£1000! Now to put it all into my shoe."
"Hi, I'm new here.....has anyone seen my foot?"
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kikumbob
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*Escorted into prison by an officer. Officer closes prison door*
"Hey! thats a neat tunnel you got going there! Let me help. Officer, do you have some kind of spoon on you..or a spade will do..."
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"Hey officer! Get me out of here and I'll make it worth your while"
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ok these are getting dumb now
Things you would say to the taxi driver
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