BlameThePixel!

Hey, look at those extremly huge tortoises with extremly strange necks...

"What's that Mr Scarecrow? What me and Toto do here is illegal...?"

Ok new one:
Bad ideas for reality TV shows:

"Celebrity Stand on one foot."

Welcome back to "You've been framed!"

Welcome back to "You've been framed!"
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"Coming Soon to Fox! a new line up of all new Reality Shows which are brand-spanking NEW

come enjoy a look inside crime with Candid Camera: Gangster Edition.

watch the miracles of the natural world and the human world collide in: Homosexual Monkey Rapists Gone Wild

and last and least, sit down with a nice bowl of cereal and enjoy the fierce rivalry, the cut-throat tactics, and the edge-of-your-seat excitment of Tree World, where you can enjoy all that is trees.

stay tuned for programming schedule"

"Resisting The BTP Magnet"

Celbrity Love Island
Fat Camp
Celebrity Fit Camp
etc..

(they all exist too)

And now, stay tuned for scenes from the latest installment in the Survivor series, Survivor Mars!"

(Replace with Survivor Hell or Survivor South Pole as seen fit).

And now coming.. Our new show will Bill Cosby as our host.

"Kids say the gayest things."

And now coming.. Our new show will Bill Cosby as our host. "Kids say the gayest things."
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Funeral Love: Who wants to marry the stiff with the stiff?

EXTREME Phone Answering!

Surviving Survivor: How Long Will This Shit Go On?

The Amazing, Astonishing Life Of...GRASS! - 184 Hours of FUN!

Extreme Rubix Cube
First to 150 Dominoes

Super toe jam eating deluxe.

Survivor erupting volcanoe, Survivor tar pit, Survivor vacuum room lined with spikes and filled with chlorine.

The sad thing is they will all happen in a few years

Room painting. Each week the team have to paint a room, and who ever paints the least is off the show. And every friday, the viewers get to vote for which colour they paint the room.

(PS: We have a Whose line Compo running over here. Enter now for your chance to win £500BTP. All you need to do to sign-up is post a starting topic and your in!)

EDIT: I'm starting a new one, just because I can.

"Bad gun lessons"

"Topic 1: Using 2 sniper rifles are the same time.
-Hold each rifle in one hand up to your eye.
-Switch hands.
-Cross your eyes
-Sneeze and fire.

"Hello, I'm an instructor from the NRA and - "
*BLAM!*
"We're sorry, but we cannot continue our regularly scheduled programming. Stay tuned for Pokemon, 2022."