BlameThePixel!

"shut the fuck up you son af a bitch"
* /me gets his egyption throwing knifes and launches them at a Duke*
*Duke flys into the beer barrels*
*Candy lites his Zippo lighter with a picture of his ass on the side and launches it at Duke and the beer*
*Duke sets alight runs around wildly, bumps into the wall and knockes himself out*

*Jack gets a piece of paper and gives candyman a giant paper cut between all of his fingsers and on his nose*

"BWHWHAHAHAHA"

*Duke gets up and takes Candy Man's lighter then drops it all over the beer kegs and the bar completely blows holes of fire. As that's happening Duke gets thrown all the way to the first bar we had that was destroyed*

*Duke gets up and takes Candy Man's lighter then drops it all over the beer kegs and the bar completely blows holes of fire. As that's happening Duke gets thrown all the way to the first bar we had that was destroyed*
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*Jack noticed that bar was in hell*




*Jack picks up BTCandyman and shoves a homeless mans sock in his mouth then throws him out the door*

*Duke still remains laying on the old destroyed bar, and the piano he played on was still there.*

*Duke still remains laying on the old destroyed bar, and the piano he played on was still there.*
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/me spits the cock out his mouth, marches over to Jack, cuts his crotch out with a swiss army knife, punts it over the fence and lamps him one in the jaw

"Take that you clown"

/me Runs ove to Duke and spears him in the ribbs sending him flying to the floor. /me pins him down and hits him with a mace.

/me then starts swinging it round like GoGo out of KillBill

*Then god comes down and says, "Candy Man you damn devil, killing those 2 innocent people. Well, Duke at least."*

*Then god comes down and says, "Candy Man you damn devil, killing those 2 innocent people. Well, Duke at least."*
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Hey! that wasnt my penis that was my Ball Park Hotdog you bitch!

*Jack runs to candy man and gets 2 vice grips and crushes his nuts*




(urgh, i think i made myself f*cking ache)

*haha /me has "balls of steel"*
*/me kicks the mace at Jacksending him flying through the table and into Duke*
*/me orders a Carpet bomb to be dropped onto them*
*Me uses the fiddler to make the Bomb to be uber powerfull*

*Duke catches one of the carpets by hand but gets hit with the other 4. The explosion slammed Duke in the ground but what happened to Jack? I dunno*

*Duke catches one of the carpets by hand but gets hit with the other 4. The explosion slammed Duke in the ground but what happened to Jack? I dunno*
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*Jack is nowhere to be found*

*Suddenly there is a huge explosion in the sky, and Jack is on a jetpack and has just shot a 256 powered Banana bomb, sending at least 100 banana clusters in the air, gets a funnel, and makes all the clusters go through the funnel and land on candyman"

*Candyman's body is in 500 pieces, and Jack is about 5000 feet up in the air now*

*Jack soon yells something and flys down really fast and cruses candymans soul.*

"Get er Done!"

"Yer dead"

Seph wakes up, now he is sober. he realised that there is no bar, so he took out......THE OCARINA OF TIME


Doo doo DOO DOOO dooo DOO,...

the bar rebuilds it self and seph asks the bartender for another drink. Jack happily hands one to him and went back beating up ppl

THANKS TO STEPH /ME IS ALIVE AGAIN

Anyone for a game of pool?

and duke is back to the titanium bar

*/me picks up a sonooker cue snaps it in half over his own head makes a sound like the hulk (which may i mention is possibly the crappest film i have ever seen)*

*/me hits xxbiofusionxx in the face, then the crotch, then the ass, then the back, then the chest, then his head and finally trips him up and stabs the snooker cues in his back*