BlameThePixel!

*Jack sees Glenn*

"Haha you need this!*

*Jack gets a nice cinnamon apple crisp slice out of the oven*

*Throws out the window of the bar in slow motion as glenn catches it and eats it*

*Glenn gets powered up!*

Seph wakes up from his coma when he was hit by the arm, and ponders to himself: "where am i? o yeah, the cops." so he grabved a cinnamon apple, eats t and gets right back to the fighting. Seph turns beserk and runs into the cop crowd, surrounded by Soul Sields and kills at will. Just then, Jack throws a Ming Vase and says: Get into that trench! so Seph jumps in. BOOM Seph takes a look and there was nothing left. BUT LOOK! THE COPS CALLED THE SWAT AND THE ARMY

ITS NOW ARMY VS RPG!

Seph carefreely took off his sunglasses and BOOM! just like the first bar, implode, explode, shockwave and half of the army gone. BUT THATS ONLY 3 MILLION SOLDIERS! so Seph runs back inside to help his friends shoot the soldiers down.

*Jack kills all the cops and all the army and swat because he got bored of them and its turning into a "war" thread instead of a bar thread*

"So, anyone wanna fight?"

Zippy$1gets into the only police car that is even close to working, and drives away. Where the hell is he going?

/me gets into the only police car that is even close to working, and drives away. Where the hell is he going?
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Glenn$1chases after Duke. They go out of town, across a field, through a forest, up and down a mountain, and finally end up somewhere not on any map. And there's a bar there made entirely of titanium alloy. Glenn$1and Duke runs back to tell everyone else.

Jack runs to the bar and claims it!

Jack is now the owner forever

Seph comes to the bar riding on welsky and buys a fake champaigne (underage drinking )

he then hands Jack $5.00

Jack:
"THIS IS FAKE MONEY YOU CHEAP SON OF A BIOOOOOOTCH!"

*Jack walks up to the one table and does a backflip and throws the table @ candyman.*

*candyman goes through the door and into the water*

*After telling everyone about the other bar, Duke drives away again and crashes into a tree killing him instantly!*

*After telling everyone about the other bar, Duke drives away again and crashes into a tree killing him instantly!*
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*Jack laughs his ass of histeractly*

*Some paramedics who heard the crash came to electrify Duke to life, the paramedic does so and the jumpers malfunction reviving me but killing the paramedic!*

*Some paramedics who heard the crash came to electrify Duke to life, the paramedic does so and the jumpers malfunction reviving me but killing the paramedic!*
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*Jack runs to duke and kicks up and he lands in the bar*

*Duke lands in the beer cellar and destroys all the kegs of beer*

*Duke lands in the beer cellar and destroys all the kegs of beer*
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which nearly drowned seph. he wakes up and became ver very drunk

Duke says, "Hey everyone, looked at this dude, he's freakin slammed man! rofl!"

Duke says, "Hey everyone, looked at this dude, he's freakin slammed man! rofl!"
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