ok another great cartoon-
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much.
They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've passed gas at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was doing it because they don't smell and are silent."
The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week."
The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what you gave me, but now when I pass gas...although still silent...it stinks terribly."
The doctor says, "Good

Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."
Real quotes:
"I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job"
--George Bush, during his first Presidential campaign
"Now, like, I'm President. It would be pretty hard for some drug guy to come into the White House and start offering it up, you know? ... I bet if they did, I hope I would say, 'Hey, get lost. We don't want any of that.'"
--George Bush, talking about drug abuse to a group of students
"For seven and a half years I've worked alongside President Reagan. We've had triumphs. Made some mistakes. We've had some sex ... uh... setbacks."
--George Bush
and finally...
well ide say ive posted some pretty funny stuff
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