all from Futurama the best show ever
Amy: He knows when you are sleeping.
Farnsworth: He knows when you're on the can.
Leela: He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan.
Zoidberg: Ohh.
Hermes: You better not breathe, you better not move.
Bender: You better off dead, I'm telling you dude,
Fry: Santa Claus is gunning you down.
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Crew: "Surprise!"
Fry: "Happy funeral, Bender!"
Bender: "A surprise funeral? For me?"
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Bender: "You've succeeded in convincing me life is worth living. By showing how bad my funeral will suck!"
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Pharaoh: *dying* "Tell the slaves they can all go f..."
Bender: "Go faster? I told them. But they are so damn lazy!"
Pharaoh: "No. I mean, they are all free..."
Bender: "Freeloading off you? I agree."
Pharaoh: "No! I..." *dies*
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High Priest: "Great wall of prophecy! Reveal to us god's will that we may blindly obey."
Crowd: "Free us from thought and responsibility."
High Priest: "We shall read things off you!"
Crowd: "And do them."
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Fry: "It's hopeless. I can hear all this great music in my head but my stupid hands can't keep up."
Bender: "Aw. You know what always cheers me up? Laughing at other people's misfortunes. Hahaha haha."
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Robot Devil: "You know, I only put my name on there as a show of good faith for the other robots."
Fry: "Stop being such a baby and chop my hands off!"
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Bender: "What up?"
Robot Devil: "Oh. Well it so happens that I'm in the mood to make a deal with you."
Bender: "Forget it. You can't tempt me."
Robot Devil: "Really? There's nothing you want?"
Bender: "Hmm. I forgot you could tempt me with things I want."
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Robot Devil: "Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can't just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!"
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Leela: "Well, at least here you'll be treated with dignity. Now strip naked and get on the probulator."
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