BlameThePixel!

A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds of mysterious ailments -- lack of sleep, no drive, very
little appetite, nervous, etc. After a complete exam, the doctor can find nothing physically wrong and suspects the man is
suffering from depression. The two had been friends for many years, so the doctor did not hesitate to ask the man about his
personal life.

"Well, if you must know," said the patient, "I cannot stand my wife. She's made my life unbearable. I fantasize all
the time about killing that damn witch. In fact, if you are truly my friend, you'll give me some kind of untraceable
poison to give her, so I may end my misery."

The doctor explained that not only was that illegal, it would in fact, violate his oath to save lives. He said, "Besides, you'll get
life in prison yourself, at best. I'll tell ya what though, I can give you this powerful aphrodisiac to slip into her
coffee. You can then 'love her to death'. No jury in the world is going to convict a man for loving his wife too
much. She'll be gone in a month at best."

The man blessed the doctor, went home and started putting the love elixir in his wife's coffee the very next morning. Three
weeks later, the doctor hasn't heard a word from his friend, and becomes concerned. After office hours, he stops by his friend's
house to see if all is well. He finds his friend sitting on the sun deck, wrapped in a blanket, even though it's a warm Spring day.
The man's face was gaunt and pale, he'd lost Lord knows how much weight,and looked terrible. The doctor asked, "What
the Hell happened ???"

The man said, "I followed your advice to the letter. That woman and I made love like a pair of crazed rabbits, day
and nite." Then, he chuckled, causing a terrible wheeze. Just then the wife appeared from inside the house. All slim and trim
and dressed in tennis clothes; smiling, she said she was off for a few sets of tennis. As she leaped into her new sports car, her
husband cackled and said to the doctor, "Look at that dumb crazy bitch. She hasn't a lick of sense. If she only knew
she has less than a week to live she wouldn't be so God damn frisky."

The jokes on you, you have multipul accounts.

Haha! You've been pwned

Choose 1 account and stick to it. Having mutiple accounts is stupid and pointless.

tbh I think they're different people posting in the same place... is a bit annoying though, only because there aren't that many people here.

yes, what zogger said
as long as they don't rate eachothers excuses up to 5, rate eachother to 20, donate money etc. etc. its not really hurting anything

Ha Ha you fool we are in school you tits

exactly, were are in school, and if you notice, we never donate money, rate each other high, or any of that 'blah de blah'

and the other accounts, are ones that i made and didnt get the email off BTP, then to find out there in my junkmail, but not verified!

I feel like doing this.

What do you feel like doing Pioneer?

I feel like dining in hell

also: the userlog checks them both out ok. Like i said just don't do any of that gay shizzle with eachother

edit: alsoalso: you prolly didnt see that image since your school computers most liekly use I.E. and don't show PNGs

ANYWAYS
So a pixel walks into a bar and asks this lady a question about her sexual prefence. The bar gets nuked.
The end.

Wow nice joke pioneer. . . lol

can we all forget about this and move onto the main subject 'Jokes' . . .

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow"

Don't ever go to the Facepunch forums then.. That place is chalk full of alternate accounts/

cant someone leave a joke?

ainsley *respect*

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=jokes

lol. well that is the easy way to do it i guess. . .

Ainsley *respect*