BlameThePixel!

This a sort of game my creative yet highly disturbed friend came up with, and it resulted in some astonishing things. So I'm gonna try it here because BTP has become a bit of a damp card lately.

I have on my computer a short story just a paragraph long. However, I have left out most of the keywords and instead replaced them with a description of what would make sense to put in the space. All you've got to do is to think of any word that fits that description.

For example, I may have a sentence that goes "There was a [object] on the [a type of furnishing]". The words "Melon" and "table" may be chosen. And so i would post the sentence saying "There was a melon on the table." Compared to what my friend was coming up with, this is a depressingly boring example.

Ive probably overcomplicated it a bit, but you should get the idea. I will post a list of these descriptions. Take, lets say, three of them and choose words for each of those three. It is probably a good idea to do them in the order I posted, but whatever. Once we have all the words, I will shove them into my little story and post it. Any questions? Good. LETS GO!

[Adjective1]
[A time of day]
[BTP member1]
[activity]
[A part of a house]
[BTP member2]
[weather]
[greeting]
[a movement of the feet]
[body part1]
[object1]
[Question]
[Answer]
[action1]
[body part2]
[emotion1]
[place of storage]
[object2]
[action of the body]
[result of this action] (e.g. if the action was jumped, then this would be landed)
[BTP member 3]
[emotion2]
[verb, to be done with or to someone else]
[action2]
[emotion3]

If I got that right, that's a nice idea.
If I was the first answerer, should I select first three descriptions?

Ah I did this in javascript when I was ~12 . It comes up with some amusing results.

But yeh.. done in order?

it's called "adlibs" iirc

correct!

Yeh do them in order.

I'm beginning to think It wasnt Mr. Friends idea after all...

combustable
noon
emberstrife

cleaning
attic
Zippy


This would be funnier if not done in order, the words would get mixed up better.

hail
Hoo!
shuffle

You can just do random ones. but if you do, say what the description was.
e.g. [action] - sucked

Hah. Its quite interesting so far. We have a very strange house...

knuckle
inflatable sheep
Why is my love for tractors so insatiable?

Because.
punch
wang

It was most certainly not.

gratitude
where the sun don't shine
combine harvester

Zog i'm gonna have to change the place of storage to "buttocks". Your word(s) dont work.

Ok people lets have the last 6 words.