BlameThePixel!

Me:
Where am I?
God:
Your location is .
Me:
What does tha mean?
God:
Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
Why am I on earth?
God:
The reason is due to my mental model of you as a client.
Me:
Why was I not consulted?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
What is my purpose in life?
God:
Is this a trick question?
Me:
no.
God:
It seems like a trick to me.
Me:
What made you?
God:
It's all part of God's mysterious plans.
Me:
You know what?
God:
What?
Me:
Now that I have met you, you seem alightly stupid
God:
Why now? Where did you meet him?
Me:
Did you even understand the previous question?
God:
No I didn't even understand the previous question. What's it like?
Me:
Your asking me?
God:
Oh, " you"?
Me:
If your the "one" no wonder the world is full of stupidity
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
Please may I die?
God:
Thank you for your request. Not right now, maybe later.
Me:
Why? Do I have a mission to fulfill?
God:
Reductionism. You told me you have a .
Me:
I'm sorry, I'm afraid this isn't working out
God:
There is no need to apologize. Not literally afraid, right? That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
I must be off now
God:
Right now? Why are you off.
Me:
To not-on-this-site
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
Because you have not answered my deep and meaningful questions of life, the universe and everything
God:
Good reason. What was the question ?
Me:
Dont worry. Would you like em to continue praying for you, almighty lord of all that is wonderful?
God:
Worry is not an emotion I experience. It doesn't sound fun to me.
Me:
Ah. I will stop then
God:
Ah hah. Congratulations.
Me:
Thank you. Goodbye your graciousness
God:
How do you feel? Bye for now.