BlameThePixel!

Voting for anything else might result in you regreting it for the rest of your life .

Post #1:

It has been a long day of work for ZoGgEr! so he decides to rest at The Park. Bloopy is walking through the park and ZoGgEr! sees him.
ZoGgEr!: Hey Bloopy!
Bloopy: Hey ZoGgEr! What are you you doing here?
ZoGgEr!: I'm relaxing here after a long day of work.
Bloopy: Ok, while you're relaxing, I wanna show you something. Ever scince we could choose our designs on how Pixville II looks, I've decided to redo my Hell design. All you have to wear these funky looking glasses.
Bloopy hands ZoGgEr! the glasses. ZoGgEr! puts the glasses on and sees fire, lots of fire. Then he looks at Bloopy and see's a devil looking character with Bloopy's hair. Behind Bloopy is Kyle.
ZoGgEr!: What the Hell? This isn't right.
Bloopy: Yes it is, it's supposed to be Hell!
ZoGgEr!: Look behind you.
Bloopy turns around.
Bloopy: What?
ZoGgEr!: Kyle.
Bloopy: Nope. No Kyle here. Must be the glasses. But they shouldn't be doing that.
ZoGgEr! watches Kyle walk towards him, and Kyle punches ZoGgEr!. ZoGgEr! cries out in pain.
ZoGgEr!: ARGH
Bloopy: Are you okay?
ZoGgEr! punches Kyle back. Bloopy watches ZoGgEr! swing a punch through the air. Kyle dodges ZoGgEr!'s punch.
Bloopy: What's wrong?
ZoGgEr!: It's Kyle, he just attacked me.
ZoGgEr! throws off the glasses.
ZoGgEr!: What the hell? He's gone?
Bloopy: It must have been a long days of work. Let's go somewhere else. The fresh air must be getting to you.

Post #14:

ZoGgEr!: Well, if the fresh air is getting to me, I guess Cannabis Cafe will have the cure for me.
Bloopy: Why not pizza? Pizza is always good.
ZoGgEr!: I've got a better idea, let's go to my place and order delivery from Cannabis and Duck's Pizza.
Bloopy: Okay.
ZoGgEr! and Bloopy head to the Desert House + obelisk. They order some shit and eat. Someone knocks on the door. ZoGgEr! opens it.
ZoGgEr!: Pio! What the hell are you doing here? And why are you naked?
Pioneer322: I smelt the pizza. Pizza is good. I'm also not naked. This is my birthday suit.
ZoGgEr!: But it's not your birthday.
Pioneer322: I wanted to wear it early, okay?
ZoGgEr!: Whatever. Want some pizza?
Pioneer322: Can I have sex with that?
ZoGgEr!: No. Just come in.
Pioneer322 walks into the home of ZoGgEr! and Bloopy greets him.
Bloopy: Hey Pio! Guess what? I redid my Hell design. Try on these funky glasses to see!
Bloopy hands over the glasses to Pioneer322. Pioneer322 looks at Bloopy and ZoGgEr!
Pioneer322: OH MI GAWD YER ALL NAKED!
Bloopy: Yes, but how do you like the design?
Pioneer322: Sexy. But I see no pixels.
Bloopy: There are no pixels. Most of them died. No one cared for the pets. Hell, I think we need to do something about it!
ZoGgEr!: Yes, the Pixel Pet population has decreased greatly after they were introduced. I think there are only seven left now. We should start an incentive.

Post #25:

Pioneer322: Free porno mag with a pet pixel!
ZoGgEr!: That's a great idea! Only if we could prevent the minors from getting porn.
Bloopy: When your young, porn is not porn, it's educational.
ZoGgEr!: Ok, Educational Porn Magazines. That works. We'll start the incentive tommorow. I think it's time to sleep.
Bloopy and Pioneer322 leave.
....
The Next Day
Radio (DJ Simon): A new incentive has started at the Pixel Pet Store. For every person who buys a Pixel this month gets a free porn magazine, an educational one.

At The Pixel Pet Store
Knifa: And our first customer scince forever is....

Post #33:

ReadMe is in the CYOA once again!

ReadMe enters the store.
ReadMe: Hey Knifa, I'm here buy a Pixel.
Knifa: I thought so. here's your free Educational Porno Magazine.
Knifa gives ReadMe a magazine. ReadMe takes a random pixel off the shelf and hands Knifa £20.
Knifa: Enjoy your magazine, I mean pixel!
ReadMe leaves the store with the pixel and he takes it for a walk in the park. The pixel barks.
ReadMe: What's up, dawg?
The pixel keeps barking.
ReadMe: I guess pixels don't like fresh air. I should show you my home first, but I forgot to pick some food.

Post #42:

ReadMe: I guess we could just use the stuff here, it's cheaper.
ReadMe picks a few flowers, then he heads to the fountain. He rips a chunk off of it. Then he picks up some gravel off the ground and a peice of used chewing gum under his shoe.
ReadMe: You hungry, Pixel?
The Pixel barks and jumps. ReadMe gives it the food he finds. Then they head to ReadMe's Temple. On the way, the pixel vomits while they were crossing the street.
ReadMe: Aww fuck!I knew I shouldn't have gotten a pixel.
ReadMe looks around him to see if anyone saw that, and he saw that other people who have pixels with them were having the same problem.
ReadMe: What the fuck is going on? I think Knifa will know.
ReadMe heads back to the Pixel Pet store and he finds a long lineup.
kikumbob: Hey Atomic52! I wonder how good the porn is.
Atomic52: I dunno, but I'm really excited!
ReadMe (to himself): I'm stuck in a line full of really sad people.

Post #52:


ReadMe teleports into the shop with his pixel.
ReadMe: Knifa, why the fuck is all the pixels throwing up everywhere?
madknifa: I dunno. I'm not the one who made the pixel making machine.
ReadMe: Ok then, I'll go see C1.
ReadMe teleports into the C-Pad and he sees ZoGgEr! giving C1 a check.
ReadMe: Boo!
C1 jumps four feet into the air.
C1: Holy shit, you scared me!
ReadMe: Get used to it.
ZoGgEr!: I was about to give C1 a large amount of money for his pixel making machine.
ReadMe: I was about to ask him a question about the pixels. It's very important ZoGgEr!, can I ask him?
ZoGgEr!: Go ahead.
ReadMe: C1, the pixels are all vomiting. Do you know what's wrong with them?
C1: No. Not really.
ReadMe: Then what do you know about the pixels?
C1: They're fully customizable.
ReadMe: That's it?
C1: That's it.
ReadMe shakes his head.
ReadMe: Pixville II looks like shit and smells bad. we gotta do something about it.
ZoGgEr!: Well, there's no point in cleaning it, the pixels will dirty it again. We gotta make them stop vomiting.
ReadMe: We'll have to visit Glenn again in either Mountain-View Chalet or The Peaceful Pixel Palace, all the way in Pixville. TO THE FIREFOX!
C1, ReadMe and ZoGgEr! go to the Firefox.
ReadMe: I'm driving because I suggested we go to the Firefox, no whineing.
C1: But I wanna drive! I never had a chance to drive this thing at all.
ReadMe: Boo hoo. Buckle up, we're going now!
The Firefox speeds off to Pixville and on the way they see...

Post #63

Note: I was listening to Elephunk and Monkey Buisness on shuffle while writing this part.

...The Black Eyed Peas.
ZoGgEr!: Keep driving.
C1: What he said.
Then they see Glenn with The Black Eyed Peas. ReadMe slams the breaks. ZoGgEr!, C1 and ReadMe get out of the car. They watch Glenn act retarded.
ReadMe: What the fuck?
Glenn stops.
will.i.am: Hey, this is will.
Fergie: I'm Fergie Ferg.
Taboo: Taboo, you know I'm in the house.
apl.de.ap: Ako si Apl.
All Black Eyed Peas: And we're The Black Eyed Peas.
Will and Ferg: Let's start a Union, calling every human. It's one for all and all for one.
Bloopy: What kind of Union?
will.i.am: We don't want war.
Fergie: No, no, no, noooooooooooooooo. Don't phunk with my heart!
Taboo: That-tha, that tha, that-tha, that girl, that-tha, that tha, that-tha, that girl
Fergie: I'm gunna get you drunk, get you love drunk off my hump. My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps!
apl.de.ap: Enough with the randomness. On with the stuff. What do you need?
ReadMe: Just Glenn.
apl.de.ap: Go ahead! We didn't like his dancing anyways.
ReadMe: Glenn, you carry useless information all the time. The Pixel Pets in Pixville II are just throwing up all over the place. Do you know what's happening?
Glenn: No. This useless information does not include Pixel pets.
apl.de.ap: Back at home, we were told as children that when our dogs and other animals act funny, it means that the spirits of the deceased is present.
ZoGgEr!: Apl, do you know how to get rid of them?
apl.de.ap: No, we would just wait for them to leave. Of course they would come back again though.
will.i.am: We've gotta go now!Don't forget to see us in The Saddledome on July 19. The show starts at 7:30pm.
An Elephunk appears out of nowhere and The Black Eyed Peas get on it. The Elephunk walks away.
Glenn: Well, I guess you don't have to worry anymore. The ghosts will be gone soon.
C1: And if they do comeback, you can call the Ghostbusters!
ZoGgEr!: Yeah. I guess you're right. Let's go back to Pixville II.
C1: Can I drive?
ReadMe tosses the C1 the keys.
ReadMe: Don't crash.
They head back to Pixville II.
Bloopy: I think I'll fix those glasses I made. Seems like they're making everyone see things.
Glenn: I'm gunna start building my house here. I wanna be famous.
C1: ZoGgEr!, you wanted to give me that large amount of money.
ZoGgEr!: Right. back to the C-Pad.
ReadMe: Yeah, I'm gunna go back to my temple and do.... stuff.

Post #70:

will.i.am: If you smoke, I'll smoke too
will.i.am: That's how much I'm in love with you
will.i.am: Crazy is what crazy do
will.i.am: Crazy in love, crazy in love with you.
Fergie: No, no, no, no don't phunk with my heart

Fergie: The people who voted A were Andy, Atomic and ArchBeetle.
will.i.am: The only person who voted for B was Kalan.
apl.de.ap: C got one vote from Simon
Taboo: kikumbob is the one for D

Bloopy goes to Bloopy's Abode and gets inside. He watches SpongeBob SquarePants on TV.
Pirate: Arr you ready kids?
Kids: Aye, aye! Captain!
Pirate: I can't hear you!
Kids: AYE, AYE! CAPTAIN!
Pirate: Oh, who lives in a pineabple under the sea?
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Pirate: Absorbant and yellow and porous is he!
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Pirate: If nautical nonsense be something you wish
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Pirate: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Pirate and Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants!
Pirate: SpongeBob, SquarePants!
SpongeBob plays his nose like a Claranett. It's the episode where SpongeBob tells the story about his lost identity, After the show Bloopy decides to...

Post #77:

Bloopy: This SpongeBob episode reminds me of something.
Bloopy thinks for a while.
Bloopy: C1. Large sum of money. Hell Glasses. I just thought of something. I don't have the money to fix up the Hell Glasses. I guess I gotta steal it. But I need paper to plan this. I guess I have to steal his money so I can plan his robbery.
Bloopy takes out a sheet of paper. and draws the C-Pad and Bloopy's Abode.

Post #90

Bloopy goes to Satan's terrace and steals an Internet

Explorer.
Bloopy: red bullets is never there for some reason.
He puts on his Pepsi Can disguise and heads to the C-Pad.

He goes up to the doorbell and rings it. C1 answers the door.
C1: Woah. Are you one of those guys who say "Congratulations, you have been spotted drinking a

Pepsi."?
Bloopy: Erm... yeah. Can I come in?
C1: Why not? Come in. I don't have any Pepsi in my house at all, so can you wait a long time, while I got buy some Pepsi so

you can spot me drinking it?
Bloopy looks across the room and C1's Pepsi vending machine. But then he remembers that's the Pixel Making Machine.
Bloopy: Yeah sure. Don't bring all your money. Just. OGGA BOOGA OGGA BOGGA!
C1: AAAAAAAAAHH!
C1 runs out of the building screaming.
Bloopy: That was easy.
Bloopy closes the entrance door and locks it. He goes to the safe. It has a combination of letters and numbers. Bloopy

takes a wild guess at the combination and chooses "C-1" and surprisingly, it opens. Bloopy takes the money out of the safe

and ZoGgEr! sees Bloopy taking the money.
ZoGgEr!: Hey you! Pepsi can! Stop right there! That money isn't yours!
Bloopy: Shit!
Bloopy jumps through the window, shattering it and through the window of the Internet Explorer, landing on the seat of the

car. Bloopy starts up the car and heads out of Pixville II to make sure that no one is following. He decides that he should

head to the Mountain-View Chalet because C1 doesn't own that

place. Suddenly on the way to Pixelberry Drive the car:

Post #101:

...gets hax0red. The car stops and goes back onto the road to Pixville II.
Bloopy: Fuck! ZoGgEr! must have seen this car when I was leaving and he must be getting ReadMe to use his god-like powers to hack the car!
Bloopy jumps out of the car with the money.
Bloopy: Now they won't get me.
Bloopy heads back onto the road to Pixville and after a few hours he gets to Pixelberry Drive . He walks up to the Mountain-View Chalet and unlocks the door and enters, It looks like the place hasn't been used by anyone for a long time.
Bloopy: Perfect place to hide out.

Post #112:


Bloopy decides to finish on his Hell Glasses. He puts on the glasses to see what's wrong with them and discovers that there is nothing wrong with them.
Bloopy: Heh, I stole this money for no reason. I need to return the money to C1, but how? I need to get back to Pixville II and it's way to far to walk.
Outside, an Elephunk um. PHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURS. Bloopy goes outside and he see's The Black Eyed Peas.
will.i.am: Hey, we're lost. we need to get to Calgary for VIBEFEST 2005. Could you give us some directions.
Bloopy: No, I can't, but I know who could tell you. I'll tell you if you could get me to Pixville II.
will.i.am: Ok, we'll give you a ride.
Bloopy: Go to Abd's Red Home. TheAbdBoy should know, because he lived there. It's in Pixville II.
will.i.am: Okay, hop on the Elephunk!
The Elephunk lowers its tail. Bloopy climbs up the tail.
Fergie: You can't sit next to me.
Bloopy: Damnit.

Post #140:

No we get to read about Glenn building his house.

http://www.blamethepixel.com/pvsquare.php?id=207

Glenn: so now i finally own my own piece of pixville, what should i build? In fact - what should i built it *with*?

Post #160:

Glennn decides to steal bits of other people's houses to build his own, but he doesnt want to get noticed
Glenn: I'll have to take bits that wont break the houses, and wont be missed unless someone looks really closely, now what should i steal?

Post #185:

lenn decides to steal Spaz's Chimney, Docta Shade's skylight, Some of knifa's letters, A chess piece, C1's boom box and Spleet's Swimming pool. He goes to each place and steals each piece.
Glenn: Time to assemble it. Hmm. I should see how I shouldn't make my house. I should go to Abd's Red Home and look how I shouldn't assemble my house.
Glenn heads to Abd's Red Home.

Post #195:

ReadMe goes to his temple.
ReadMe: I just realised I have nothing to do.
ReadMe takes a walk into his Temple Forecourt. He hears someone screaming real loudly and he sees C1 run out of the C-Pad ReadMe chuckles.
ReadMe: The poor kid must be doing drugs.
He looks at C1's house and sees an Internet Explorer parked on the street next to the window.
ReadMe: He's definatly losing his mind.
He hears some yelling. Then a giant Pepsi Can jumps through the window and lands into the seat of the Internet Explorer and the Pepsi can drives off.
ReadMe: Oh, I think they're filming an action movie here! I think I should go get C1's autograph or something.

Post #203:

ReadMe runs into his temple.
ReadMe: Hey preists! Come on out here! Let's play some football!
The four preists kicking a football around.
ReadMe: To the Temple Forecort! I'm gunna Bend it Like Beckham! Two on two, one of us can referee the game.
Preist 2: I will. Preist One and Four can team up against ReadMe and Priest Three.
ReadMe: Preist Three, you can guard the net.
Preist 4: Priest One, you go guard the net, you know I'm horrible in that position.
The game starts ZoGgEr! walks out of the C-Pad and looks angry. ReadMe scores. Preist Four kicks the ball past ReadMe and then shoots. Priest Three saves it. He throws it high to ReadMe. ReadMe bounces the ball off his head and then dribbles the ball around Priest Four. ReadMe shoots and Preist One saves the ball. Priest One kicks the ball far out into the field and Preist Four chases the ball down. ReadMe goes to Preist Four and guards him. Priest Four shoots, but it doesn't go past ReadMe, it hits ReadMe. In the balls. ReadMe collapses to the ground. Priest Two doesn't stop the game. Priest Four shoots again and then he scores. ReadMe slowly gets up.
ReadMe: Now you're gunna get it.
ReadMe dribbles the ball upto Preist Four.

Post #210:

ReadMe does a Giant-Sized-Special-Deluxe-Gold-Foil-Embosed -Holographic-Variant-Cover-Collectors-Edition Jecht Shot Mark III. Scince it will be extreamly hard, just imaging ReadMe totally owning Preist Four and ReadMe scoring.
Preist 2: Time! ReadMe's Team wins!
ReadMe: I like the sound of that. Hmm I wonder where those movie producers are?
ReadMe goes to the C-Pad and enters it.
ReadMe: It's a mess in here! I wonder what happened? I guess there was no action movie. C1 was robbed by a Pepsi Can! Hmm. The Internet Explorer he drove was shite, maybe I could get CBWhiz to hack it!

Post #216:

ReadMe: Hmm, I'll just ask CBWhiz to hack the Internet Explorer that Pepsi Can was driving. I wonder where I could find him.

Post #224:

ReadMe heads to the Giant Chess Set.
ReadMe: I bet CBWhiz is in the bathroom. For some reason.
ReadMe pushes the King of E1 and the square reveals stairs going underground. He heads down the stairs and sees a sign with an arrow that says "Bathroom". ReadMe sees two doors. One of them is labeled "Womens" and one of them is labeled "Mens".

Post #232:

To the womens washroom.

ReadMe enters the womens washroom. ReadMe sees that one stall is occupied
ReadMe: Hello? CBWhiz, are you here?
A woman screams.
ReadMe: I guess not.
ReadMe leaves the womens washroom. He teleports back to his temple. He meets Preist Two.
Priest 2: Hello ReadMe, how's the search for CBWhiz.
ReadMe: I don't know where he is.
Priest 2: You know, we can hack the Internet Explorer together.
ReadMe: You can? Why didn't you tell me that?!
Preist 2: We'd thought you would know. You are a god.
ReadMe: Not really, I just have god-like powers. Anyways, lets go hack that shit!
Priest 2: Yes. I'll go get the other priests.
ReadMe: Ok
Priest Two leaves and comes back a few minutes later with the other priests.
Preist 3: Ok, ReadMe you have to decide what random thing we should chant. You know, to make it feel like that we're doing magical or something.

Post #245:

ReadMe: It should be "Pikachu, THUNDERBOLT ATTACK!"
The Priests chant "Pikachu. THUNDERBOLT ATTACK!" loudly for a long time. ReadMe stands there, trying not to laugh. The Priests stop.
Preist 4: Okay. We hacked it. It's coming back here, but we sent it to Abd's Red Home, because we also chanted for it to light on fire. Didn't like it that much and no one lived in it for a long time. We decided to burn up the Internet Explorer because it's an eyesore.
ReadMe: Okay, I'll head there now.
ReadMe teleports out of the temple.

Post #248:

At the C-Pad ZoGgEr! gives C1 a large amount of money.
C1: Thank you Zog. I don't really deserve this money, but it's money.
ZoGgEr!: Right. Um what do you want to do now?

Post #258:

C1: I bet all that money you gave me just now that you can't beat me in a race through the house.
ZoGgEr!: A challenge? For me? You shouldn't have. Let's go.
C1: Ok. We'll race from the attic, to the basement of unevilness. You have to go down the attic ladder to the bedroom to the bathroom. Then head down the stairs to the kitchen to the lounge. From there you will head to the main floor bedroom to the main floor bathroom. Then head outside to the garage and then the basement.
C1 takes out a pink spray paint can and a blue spray paint can. C1 tosses the pink can to ZoGgEr!.
C1: To make sure we both get all rooms, you have to tag the room with the order that room is. As in the attic with one, bedroom with two, bathroom with three. First one to make their final tag in the basement wins! Understood?
ZoGgEr!: Yep. Let's go to the attic.
They go to the attic.
C1: Okay, on the count of three. One. Two. THREE!
C1 tags the wall with a blue number one. ZoGgEr! does the same. C1 jumps down to the top floor and ZoGgEr! climbs down the ladder. C1 tags the wall with a blue number two. ZoGgEr! tags the wall a few seconds later. C1 rushes into the bathroom and tags the mirror and rushes down the stairs. ZoGgEr! Runs into the bathroom and tags the toilet seat and runs into the bedroom.
ZoGgEr!: Oh shit! I was already here!
ZoGgEr! runs into the bathroom.
ZoGgEr!: Fuck. This house has too many rooms.
ZoGgEr! runs down the stairs and realises the stairway is blocked with the kitchen table and chairs. He hears C1 yell.
C1: HAHA! I win! Zog, could you do me a favor and unblock the stairs? I'm gunna take a seat in the lounge.
ZoGgEr! grumbles. He tries to move the table back into the center of the kitchen. The doorbell rings. ZoGgEr! continues working. Suddenly, he hears a mysteroius voice yelling something strange.
Voice: OGGA BOOGA OGGA BOGGA!
C1's Voice: AAAAAAAAAHH!
ZoGgEr! starts moving the chairs and he hears the entrance door close and lock. A few minutes later he finishes. He goes into the lounge to see a Pepsi can taking money out of C1's safe!
ZoGgEr!: Hey you! Pepsi can! Stop right there! That money isn't yours!
Pepsi can: Shit!
The Pepsi can jumps through the window, shattering it and through the window of an Internet Explorer and the Pepsi can drives off.
ZoGgEr!: Hmm. I better warn people about the Pepsi can and find C1. But I need to decide how.
(By the way, C1 just ran off to C1's Bridge-Water Party House Lodge.

Post #269:

ZoGgEr! goes to the TV Station and he greets Archamond.
ZoGgEr!: I have to make an important announcement to make.
Archamond: Okay, let me do an "We interupt this program" message.
Random voice: We interupt this program for an emergency announcement.
The live light goes on. ZoGgEr! walks in front of the blue screen thingy.
ZoGgEr!: Greetings Pixvillieans. A Pepsi can has broke into the C-Pad. It's getaway car is an Internet Explorer, but I know for sure that, that is the only one here. If you spot an Internet Explorer or a walking Pespi can, please warn me EH-SAP.
Live light goes off.
Archamond: You know that not many people own a TV in Pixville II. Those who own one, don't even use it.
ZoGgEr!: Well, it'll have to do. Thanks Archamond.

Post #279:

ZoGgEr! exits the building. zbot suddenly floats down from the heavens above.
zbot: ZoGgEr! I have news for you.
ZoGgEr!: Ok. Tell me
zbot: C1 is under C1's Bridge-Water Party House Lodge.
ZoGgEr!: Okay, could you take me there zbot?
zbot: it makes you scroll to see the screen
ZoGgEr! climbs onto zbot's back.
ZoGgEr!: zbot fly to C1's Bridge-Water Party House Lodge.
Helicopter blades come out of zbot's head like Inspector Gadget. zbot flies to C1's Bridge-Water Party House Lodge and lands. ZoGgEr! gets off zbot and goes to C1 who is hiding under the bridge.
ZoGgEr!: C1, a Pepsi can came into your house and stole your money!
C1: What? You're kidding? I thought he was one of those promotion Pepsi cans!
ZoGgEr!: Well he's not.
C1: How did you find me?
ZoGgEr!: zbot told me.
zbot: you're very random lately :O
C1: Erm. Right. Anyways, any news on the Pepsi can?
zbot: ATTENTION ZoGgEr! I have some news. An Internet Explorer has entered Pixville II and looks like it is heading to Abd's Red Home.
ZoGgEr!: There is our can. Let's go. Just hold onto zbot.
zbot: i suppose that's worth it
C1 holds onto zbot and ZoGgEr! climbs onto zbot.
ZoGgEr!: zbot fly to Abd's Red Home!
zbot flies and heads towards the red burning building...

Post #280:

At Abd's Red Home, Glenn arrives to see the building on fire.
Glenn: Well, I definatly don't want my house to look like that.
Glenn hears a loud bang right next to him and Glenn jumps up startled. When he lands, he see's ReadMe.
Glenn: ReadMe, what are you doing here?
ReadMe: I came to wait for the Internet Explorer to burn down in here.
Glenn: Internet Explorer? Who drives those? How did you know that TheAbdBoy's house is on fire?
They hear a helicopter above them and they look up to see ZoGgEr! and C1 holding onto zbot. zbot lands beside ReadMe.
ZoGgEr!: What a mess. We should call the fire department.
C1: We don't have a fire department.
Glenn: Okay, could someone explain something to me? Scince when did zbot fly? Why is TheAbdBoy's house on fire? Why is everyone here?
ZoGgEr!: zbot could fly a long time ago, I just never used that function.
zbot: you got an RMA
ZoGgEr!: Why is TheAbdBoy's house on fire, probably to destroy the evidence of that criminal Pepsi can.
ReadMe: Actually, my priests did the house fire thing. I noticed that C1 was robbed and decided to do something about it. We hacked the Internet Explorer, hopefully the driver is still inside and it's going to get destroyed in this fire.
An Internet Explorer comes along and drives itself into the flames of Abd's Red Home.
ZoGgEr!: Did anyone get a good look inside? I couldn't find the Pepsi can.
C1: Looked empty to me.
The ground begins to tremble. They hear an Elephunks horn.
Glenn: LOOK! THE BLACK EYED PEAS! With Bloopy!
The Elephunk stops in front of the fire. It farts and the flames grow bigger. Everyone gets off the Elephunk.
Bloopy; Hey C1. I stole your money, I was that Pepsi can. Seems like that I didn't need it at all. Have it back.
Bloopy tosses the bag of money to C1 and C1 catches it.
C1: My precious money!
will.i.am: Where is TheAbdBoy? We need to get to Calgary, if we don't get there soon, we'll have a disaster!
(Fact: The Black Eyed Peas were late for their preformance. It was a horrible one too. Pretty funny though.)
ZoGgEr!: Hmm, you're right. Where is Spider-Man? He had better have been out of that house when it was on fire! zbot seen Spider-ManTubig.
zbot: ZoGgEr!: I last saw Spider-ManTubig at Spider-Man Tubig's Mini-City saying "YEEEEEHAW!" on Sun Jul 17 '05 at 06:59:04 PMT.
will.i.am: Okay, we'll need to go there.
ZoGgEr!: Okay, I can take three people on zbot. Me, C1 and Glenn.
zbot: i need to fix my pc
ReadMe: I'll teleport there.
will.i.am: Okay, we'll ride the Elephunk with Bloopy.
ZoGgEr!, C1 and Glenn grab onto zbot and ZoGgEr! tells zbot to fly to the mini-city. ReadMe teleports with a loud bang and the rest ride on the Elephunk to the mini-city.

Spider-Man Tubig's Mini-City

Everyone meets outside the mini-city.
ZoGgEr!: We can't split up here, because this place is new and none of us is familiar with the city. We don't want to get lost in here for days. Lets decide where to search.

Post #290:

They go to the elevator in the house and they go up. They see TheAbdBoy and he jumps off, swings around the city and comes back.
TheAbdBoy: Woah! The Black Eyed Peas are here!
will.i.am: We need to go to Calgary, will you tell us?
TheAbdBoy: Even better, I'll show you. I need to be there for the show anyways
will.i.am: Great! Let's go to the Elephunk. It's just parked outside the garage.
Everyone goes down the elevator and they go outside the garage. TheAbdBoy and the Black Eyed Peas get on the Elephunk and leave Pixville II.
ZoGgEr!: Now what?
Bloopy: Why don't we try out my hell glasses?
ZoGgEr!: Ok.
Bloopy hands a pair of glasses to everyone (except zbot).
Glenn: These work great!
ReadMe: You did a good job Bloopy. I salute you.
ReadMe salutes.
ZoGgEr!: Yep.
Bloopy: Thanks guys.
Everyone hands the glasses back to Bloopy.
Bloopy: Let's go celebrate! It's on me!

Post #300:

They go to the Gay Bar and they get drunk, for some reason, they all pass out and wake up in...

Post #312:


SM's Sphere. The walls in the room was not straight, it was more like a semi-circle and it rounded off onto the floor. There was another room across from where everyone is , but that is the only flat thing in the house.
ZoGgEr!: Wha? Where is this?
ShootMe appears from the other room.
ShootMe: Hey guys! Welcome to the inside of my sphere!
Bloopy: Did you just rape us?
ShootMe: No. Actually, something horribly horrible has happened. (Try saying that 5 times fast) I went outside and saw PIXELS! They were taking over the city again! Can you belive it? I couldn't! I found you guys in the Bar unconsious. They also have this unknown thing that helped them take over it. I suggest you don't go out there. It's bad.It's a good thing the pixels don't know how to get in here.
C1: Hmm... maybe everything will be back to normal later. The pixels are probably just sick.
ZoGgEr!: Yes, but then if they're sick, the dead pixels are back.

Post #320:

ZoGgEr!: This is my only option. It's expensive, but it will have to do. ShootMe, I need to use your phone.
ZoGgEr! talks on the phone for a while.
[ZOMG HERE COME THE GHOST BUSTERS]
ZoGgEr! turns on the TV. Everyone watches the ghost busters on the screen. Then they get attacked by nothing. They failed.
ZoGgEr!: Well, I guess I keep my money.
Bloopy: We're going to have to deal with this ourselves. While you were making that phone call, I made contact lenses for the Hell Design. Yep, that's right. It's complete!
Bloopy puts the contact lenses on.
Bloopy: They work fine. Now what do we do?
C1: Let's head to my place. Maybe I can reverse the pixel creation and get the normal pixels back.
ShootMe: Well you gotta leave through the secret entrance and you gotta get past all those pixels. How are you gunna do that?

Post #330:


Bloopy: Why not roll the house over there? Sure we might destroy some buildings, but this is a state of emergency here!
C1: Ok. As long as we don't squish my place.
ShootMe: ok, I give you permission to roll my house.
Bloopy points to one side of the sphere.
Bloopy: Everyone, walk there and keep walking straight. Ok?
Everyone does what Bloopy says. After damaging a few places, they make it to the C-Pad.
ShootMe: ok, Let's send someone outside to check if it's safe.

Post #339:(post edited by C1)

C1 leaves the sphere and a mob of pixels kill him.
Zog: OMG! They killed C1!

PHAKE UPDATE SUCK0RZ

Edit: Booo to fake update.

C1 gets out of the mob and shakes himself off. Then goes to the washroom.

Post #340:

C1 leaves the sphere to check the outside
C1: This is odd, where are all the pixels?
Zogger and Readme appears behind C1.
Zog: What the.. wasn't this place infested with vomiting, blamed pixels?
ReadMe: It appears so. But if there are no pixels, we won't need the machine to reverse the pixel creation. We'll just make new ones and get on with life
Everyone goes to the C1 pad.
C1: Drinks anyone?
Pioneer322: Mountain Dew.
C1: Lemme check.
C1 goes to the kitchen to find some refreshments before he fixes the pixel machine. When he opens the fridge door, he finds that all of his food and drinks are gone...
C1: What the fuck, I just went to the store yesterday!
Glenn: Yo, check it out! Theres something going on at the shopping center down the street.
Mostly everyone goes to check out what Glenn was on about.
ShootMe: Why is there a squad of Army dudes there?
Readme: It seems to be a robbery, but why would the Army be here?
Pioneer322: It's for when situation go down the shitter I suppose, lets check it out.
Bloopy: Right, we might be needed if even the Army has to be called down... to a supermarket. Anyone who wants to come, lets go.
Zogger, Readme, Glenn, ABD, Bloopy and Pio go to the scene while the rest stay at C1's pad to help with the Pixel machine.

When they arrive...

Post #350:


The group ventures to the store.
Scene - Pixeloria Groceries parkinglot
Armydude1: Yo, bout time you guys showed up.
Bloopy: Whats the deal here?
Armydude2: I dunno WHAT the hell is causing it, but theres this big ass mountain of cheese inside and its growing by the second.
Readme: Weird, must be some new kind of bacteria. But whatever it is, sounds tasty!
Pio: Can we have a look inside?
Armydude1: Good luck, don't get swallowed in it
The group goes into the store.
Scene - Inside Pixeloria Groceries, near exits.
Pio: Uh, WTF?!
Bloopy: :0
Readme: :0
Glenn: 0:
Zogger:
Pio: Is that...
The group just stares at the mountainous form of milky/orange looking cheese that has spread and consumed nearly all the isle's of the store.
Zogger: CHEESE!
Readme: Careful zog, it looks like its still growing, from what I have no fraking clue.
Glenn: Cheese, food, and bacteria. What does a combination of that compose of?
Zogger: BEautiful, blessing from heaven!
Zogger attempts a jump toward to mountain of cheese but is caught by the hand of Pio.
Pio: Dude, we don't know what that... really is yet
Zogger: Its cheese! tasty, sexy lookin cheeeeeeese.
Glenn takes a sample of it and eats it.
Glenn: Tastes like chicken
Bloopy: Smells like chicken cheese shyt
Readme: Lets take a quick sample and head back toward the C1 pad for study.
Readme & Zogger takes some small portions of the mountainous cheese, while glenn takes bagfulls for himself ()
Readme: Lets hurry before this big pile of bile consumes the store
They leave.
Scene - C1 pad, C1's labratory
Readme: C1! Analize this quickly
C1: Cheese? What the hell?
Bloopy: Just do it.
C1: Fine, be that way
C1, resisting the urge to eat the cheese, analizes it with his fancy machines.

Post #355

C1's analyzing machines break suddenly.
C1: Oh no! I know what this is now! It's Kryptonite! It's the only thing that can break this analyzing machine. The gold chiney kind! It takes away super powers! Don't eat anymore or come near it at all! This must be from the pixels. There is no way the kryptonite could have came through that warp thingy!
Glenn: I have no super powers. So I guess I have cancer then. And now I think I'll go see a doctor...
Glenn leaves the building, running as fast as possible.
ZoGgEr!: Why is it growing in the grocery store?
C1: It must be the pixels fault! We have to get rid of them the same way we got rid of them last time!
ReadMe: How do you supposed we do that? You're not C-P1x3l anymore.
C1: Or am I?

Post #366

Bloopy: Red Bull give you wings...
ReadMe: So we should fly over the store and see what's up!
C1: I'll get the Red Bull! Lemme go to the grocery store.
ZoGgEr!: I can tell you that plan already failed terribly. ReadMe, you can float with your god-like powers, right?
ReadMe: Yes
ZoGgEr!: Could you float above the grocery store and tell us what you see?
ReadMe: Sure.
ReadMe creates two walkie-talkies from the air. He tosses one to ZoGgEr!
ReadMe: This is how we'll keep in touch.
ReadMe teleports out of the building with a loud BANG and he arrives floating above the gold kryptonite. ReadMe suddenly falls into the soft cheese-like kryptonight. ReadMe brings the walkie-talkie to his face.
ReadMe: We have a problem.
Bloopy responds back on the radio.
Bloopy: How so?
ReadMe: I've lost my god-like powers just now. Maybe its from the exposure of the Kryptonite.
Bloopy: That's never good. Where are you now?
ReadMe: In the Kryptonite.
Bloopy: What do you see?
ReadMe: Lots of cheese. It's making me hungry.
Bloopy: Well, we need to get rid of that cheese somehow. If you had your god-like powers, would you be able to make it disappear?
ReadMe: Yes I could. Why didn't I think of that earlier?
In the background, you can hear C1 yell "Awsome! It's done!"
Bloopy: Can you hike yourself out of there and come back? C1's made that stupid kryptonight ring.