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He's the guy who made the universe... I can't think of anything to say.
How come women are always wearing sexy outfits in video games?
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10.08.04 20:07 Post #61 | [Hide Sig (0)] [Profile] [Quote] |
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How come women are always wearing sexy outfits in video games?
Because the game designers have never seen naked women before, so they only knew how to design them with outfits.
Why does Spongebob Squarepants have square pants?
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Because circular pants wouldn't fit... obviously.
Donuts or bagels?
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It depends on how much of each there are.
Why do people eat so much?
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Because they're always hungry.
How pointless is the pointless box?
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11.08.04 14:39 Post #65 | [Hide Sig (0)] [Profile] [Quote] |
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The pointlessness of the pointless box defies the laws of modern pointless physics that state that something so pointless as a pointless box should turn into a black hole and engulf all those stupid enough to accept it's pointlessness.
Why did Knifa bitch about my djing yesterday?
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Because he's secretly been kidnapped by an evil iguana with a black heart who doesn't like frogs. Since you are a frog (thing), he tried to make you feel bad.
Why are lamps sometimes difficult to function?
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Because those switches are really close to the lightbulb, so once the light's been on for about two hours and you reach over to get the switch, your body goes like "Oh fuck, this is incredably hot", and you end up with first degree burns (or sometimes second degree) which really, REALLY sucks.
Why have I been giving out unusually long stupid answeres to these questions?
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Because it's the ask a stupid answer, get a long stupid answer thread.
Why do people tend to like babies?
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Because they're cute.
Why are old games so hard and newer games so easy?
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Because they focus on length and shiny things rather than gameplay. (Oh sorry, stupid one right here: Because new ones are fresh out of the oven, the old ones are hard and stale.)
Why can't toasters cook brownies?
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Because the SCEA, NOA, and Microsoft think that games coming out of Japan are too hard for American gamers, and thus tweak the difficulty down (this is a real answer).
Edit: since Thinkkaman got the question right before me...
Because otherwise they'd be called browniers.
Why are the SCEA, NOA, and Microsoft such bitches about games?
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Because some of their members want to do something else.
Why is Contra so hard?
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11.08.04 18:57 Post #73 | Last edited: 11.08.04 18:58 (Sonicrazy - 1 times) |
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Because it wouldn't be fun otherwise.
Who wants a sawhilly carwash?
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The question is unaswerable with an stupid answer. The only answer applicable is 'me' so I will resort to a better answer.
The density of 'car' / 'carwash' + money = clean car is too much to spare for 5 minutes therefore go to hell. (jk)
Who was the first person to find out how to have sex?
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