BlameThePixel!

half the size of two pixels.

How bad will the insults be from strong bad?

Small good.

How many years is it from my house to glenns if we were to go 1 mile per day?

Assuming that the path is straight, assuming that the path is level, assuming that there are no side tracks for the entire trip, assuming that all clocks and calendars used are synchronized, assuming that all clocks and calandars used are accurate, assuming that the time difference is accurate, assuming that the path traveled is around the globe and not 'as the mole digs' so to speak, assuming that a backwards path around the globe is not taken, ignoring the motion of the Earth as it twirls and whizzes through space and, lastly, ignoring relativity's effects on moving clocks and observers...
7.14862 years

Do I get the award for the most long-winded and confusing stupid answer ever?

If you can find it.

Is there really a Pancake Castle?

If you can find it. Is there really a Pancake Castle?
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yes, it's next to the waffle fort.

Congratulations...your been fired. What was your job?

Going to school. This means I can devote more time to my side job, annoying the hell out of n00bs (notice I said n00bs, and not newbs).

Why is the pixel!! so annoying?

Because...... He is the leader of the 56boobhead clan (Clan for 56 year old boobheads) AKA 56BH. The clan is pretty much self explanatory. Anyone from the clan is ultimatley annoying for eternity. This does not mean all annoying people are from 56BH. Take Sonic for instance. Sonic is in a clan called D1CK, which utilises the power of homosexual/transvestite organs, donated by the national G W Bush Homosexual society.

Argh, why do we have to sleep? We'd have twice as much time if we didnt have to

If you don't sleep the media will come after you.

How much is 1$?

If you don't sleep the media will come after you. How much is 1$?
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I dunno, but if it has pants on, you better run!

Why does Tony Hawk know how to do a barrel roll?

Because he gets loads of points from preforming one.

Will I ever be able to get rid of this one person?

If you do a barrell roll. Not Tony Hawk Style.

Wanna play the penis game?

Nah, too many rules.

Has your PC ever been hax0r3d?

Nah, too many rules. Has your PC ever been hax0r3d?
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No, and if it was I'd send the hacker a virus.

Why don't we see skateboarding tricks like the Misty Flip and Kickflip Superman in competition anymore?

There banned due to racist issues.

Who's a better animator? Joecartoon or Jay Donaldson?

There banned due to racist issues. Who's a better animator? Joecartoon or Jay Donaldson?
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None, I am.

Does Bill Gates actully program anything anymore?