BlameThePixel!

exactly, more info is needed... nething like blitz ball???

Okey let's put it like this. The first incarnation of Calvinball was brought up by the character Calvin in the comic strip Calvin & Hobbes (rather unsurprising...). The rules are: there are none. Calvinball changes rapidly, with new rules being added constantly and old ones being revoked as they are no longer neccessary (but is some cases the player can revoke one that's $#*&%! them over, but only ONE).
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Glenn$1keeps running like a pansy and nears the goal. What will Psymon do now?

Whilst Glenn is looking behind him Candy sneaks fron infront of him and does a closeline sending Glenn and the ball to the ground. Candy Picks it up and heads towards goal.

BTW for the 3rd time how many goals are there?

OOC: There is no set number of goals. Or Rules.

Psymon$1: "Oi! Look a 3-headed monkey."

*Everyone throws their hands in the air "Where!?"*

"Behind you" Says Psymon$1as he steals the calvinBall from a bemused Candy man.

/me is unimpressed.
/me picks out his poket paint ball gun and aims at psymon.
Balls are flying everyware and Psymon is lying face first on the ground after being butcherd by paint.
/me starts running to the ball

then candy trips over and drops the ball! but he does a double back flip and recovers but finds he can only hit the bar


Crowd: :"ooooooooo"

Glenn$1runs up and claims the CalvinBall. Once again, he runs toward the goal opposite to him. /me sees everyone is going to gang up on him, so he kicks the ball. It's going... going... and a goalie type person from out of the crowd deflects it, and Glenn$1is crushed by everyone.

Allybaba walks into the game and kicks candy in the balls for asking 2 many questions and not playin. Candy starts cryin . /me laugfhs n then walks off and starts playing

great spelling there allybaba.

/me has balls of steel...literally
/me picks up the loose ball and trows it with immense speed at allybabas face.
The ball bounces off into the sky and candy turns into a super sajyin and flys up to collect it.

Glenn$1uses the Frog Squash secret technique to foil Candy's plans.
*skwoosh*
Glenn$1grabs the ball, and then sends it off toward the goal (once again), but this time using an incredably powerful air current.

/me uprites himself and throws a halbred at grens sorry ass.

Jack steals the balls and pops it!

Bwhahahahahaha

TheAbdBoy$1randomly appears.
TheAbdBoy$1points
OMGOGMOGMOGMGOMGOWTFWTFWTWFTBQQ!11 IT'S TEH DIRSTACTIN1111
TheAbdBoy$1takes the ball from Jack and does the n00b shot mark Six hundred thousand, but the ball bounces off the goalie and it causes him to get breast cancer.

jack:

"FOUL! YOU DIDNT SING THE 'I LIKE POOP' SONG AND YOU DIDNT TOUCH 500 POSTS AND YOU DIDNT TOUCH THE PIXEL! FOUL!"

now thats calvinball (I have all the big books^^)

Zippy$1comes with popcorn, and the ball flies into his popcorn.

/me comes with popcorn, and the ball flies into his popcorn.
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