BlameThePixel!

lol 7/10
A Panda walks into a resteraunt and orders some leaves, gets his food and eats it. The waiter gives him the bill and the Panda whips out his pocket shotgun and shoots the water. Hes just walking out and the manager syas to him" why did you just shoot my best waiter?" and the panda says "looks up Panda in the dictionary, it says It EATS SHOOTS AND LEAVES"
) thought that was quit good

lol not bad....7/10

this one is more of a riddle.....

in a pile there are 5 apples....you take 3.....

how many do you have....?

Well, actually, it depends if you own the apples that aren't in your hand. If you do, then 5, or more, if you don't, then 3.



6/10

lol....that joke is better when you say it....cuz you can say
how much do you have, really fast...lol

I don't understand it. Maybe I'm stupid.

lol.....there are five apples......

YOU take 3.....
how many do YOU have.....lol

There's another one a bit like that...

You say "counting thumbs as fingers, two hands, how many fingers?" and hold up both hands.
They say 10, and it's right...
Then you say, "100 hands, how many fingers", and the other person, without thinking, says 100.

Another one is, "If the amount of duckweed covering a pond doubles every day, and the tenth day is the first day on which the whole pon is covered, on what day was half of the pond covered?"

The 9th. That's an easy one. Plus, it's not really a joke.

you evr heard the oldest joke ever, i must have heard it when i was 7 (7 years ago)
3 school kids get sent to the headmasters office. The boys are called Zip, Willy and P. So they get there but he's not there so they decide to play hide and seek. Zip hides in cabinate will hides under the desk and P is on. As they are playing te head master come in and goes sick at them telling them off and he says " Zip down, Willy Out and P in the corner" in a state of rage
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PEDO

On that note, in one of the lower years, a science teacher came in and saw some er.. misbehaviour, and asked the er.. culpret - "what's your name". He said "robbie" and so the teacher said "Right, What's your name robbie?" by mistake. Which at the time was pretty funny.

lol 10/10

i don't get it....other than the "wat's your name, robbie" part...is that the joke? lol

He is saying that two teachers are standing infrout of Robbie , one asks his name, he says it, the the other one asks his name, and says it in the question

oh lol ;p i did get it....just didn't think it was 10/10 funny lol

Here's one taken from the FoxTrot comic strip:

Dad: Jason, I think the computer's frozen up.
Jason: What's it doing?
Dad: Well, the mouse won't work, and the keyboard won't respond, and it's not making any noises.
Jason: That happens from time to time. Just turn the machine off, then on again.
Dad: ...
Dad: What do you mean "on again"?
Jason: Um dad? Is the screen black right now, by any chance?