BlameThePixel!

This is thread where you supose to write some jokes
Every user who post joke need to rate joke of user above him with grade from 1-10(10 is the best.....)

i will start:

About what are fighting four drunk man in car?
Who will sit next to window.

8/10.
George W. Bush stood by the port leading into heaven. He knocked on the door, and God said:
- Who are you?
He replied:
-I'm George W. Bush!
-Well, you'll have to prove it to come in.
-What? Prove it? I don't need to prove anything, I'm George W. Bush!
-Everybody must prove who they are. Picasso had to, Einstein had to.
-Who's Picasso? Who's Einstein?
God sighed.
-You can come in...

lol 7/10
ok i got a few, irish, ones
1. how do you sink an irish submarine?
knock on the door
2.how do you sink it again?
knock on the door an they'll open the window and say "we're not gonna fall ofr that one again!"
3.what do you do if an irishman chucks a grenade at you?
pull the pin out and chuck it back.
Time for a welsh one,
4.What's the difference between a welsh man and yoghurt?
the yoghurt has more culture.
5. whats the difference between a drug deaker and a whore?
a whore can wipe her crack and use it again
that's all for tonight folks

BLind man walks into a shop, Picks up his dog and starts swinging it around he's head, The shop assissant says "Can I help you?" The blind man says "Nope, just looking around"

heard that before, Hasnt this thead already been done by C1? meh

This is pretty snide

A young girl is in a car crash and looses her eysight, she says "mummy mummy will i every be able to see again?" Mum says " oh course, in the morning weel go down to the chemist and get some magic cream to put on your eyes. So shes up all night waiting to go to the chemists. In the morning they go down get some magic cream and put a bandage round her head Mum says " tomorrow youl be able to see again."
NEXT DAY
"mummy mummy can i take my bandage off now?" SO they take it off and the girls says "mummy mummy i still cant see"
MUM SHOUTS AND POITS FINGER AT GIRL "APRIL FOOLS"

p.s do we win any m00la for this?

hmm.....5/10...unless i missed something in the joke lol

Wat is the best way to catch a turkey?


have someone throw it at you

lol1

how about,
Why are tornadoes always named after women?
...........................................
coz they give you a good blow then steal you car and house

4/10

A duck walks into a bar and asks "Got any gwapes?"
The bartender says "No, now get out!"
The next day, duck walks into the bar and asks "Got any gwapes?"
The bartender says "NO! And if you ask again, I'll nail your feet to the floor!"
The next day, duck walks into the bar and asks "Got any nails?"
Bartender says "No..."
The duck says "Then you got any gwapes?"

lol! i remember that commercial

8/10

uhh here is an old one,

Two blonds walk into a bar....you'd think one of them would've seen it....

Nice 7/10

A blond walks into a department store, gets the store manager, and says "I want to buy that microwave."
The manager replies "Sorry, we don't serve blonds"
The blond goes back home, dies her hair brown, returns and says "I want to buy that microwave."
The manager replies "I'm sorry, but we don't serve blonds."
The blond goes back home, dies her hair red, returns and sayd "I want to buy that microwave."
The manager replies "I'm sorry, but I've already told you, we don't serve blonds."
The blond says "Well how do you know I'm a blond?"
The manager says "Because THAT is a television."

HAHAHAHAHHAHA I LOVE THAT ONE

100/10
lol


a blond walks into a diner. she sits down and orders a hot chocolate. the waitress gives it to her. A couple minutes later the blond calls the waitress over and says, "Every time i take a sip i get a stabbing pain in my right eye!"
the waitress says, "take out the spoon!"

7/10

How dad teach little Skinhead to count?
Dad:You have 5 apples, and negro took you 3.How much do you left?
Skinhead:NEGRO TOOK ME WHAT??

6/10

Did you hear about that jewish family that had the tradition of making a hand bag out of all the left over foreskins??

It was good, because when you stroked it, it turned into a suitcase.