BlameThePixel

Existing Rules for Exaggeration

For example, instead of saying, "That dog is gonna bite my leg", you would say, "That furry shitball is gonna rip off my dick!" - Add

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almost

on the freakin verge of

bald

hairless

bite

rip off

bum

loser

cat

slimy hairball

dog

furry shitball

don't know

don't have a fucking clue

gay

queer muffin

girl

bitch

hahahaha

ehehe... no...

Hello

Who the hell are you!!??

hot

spicy

How are you

How the hell are you?

I hurt myself

I almost killed myself

I was

I, myself, I, I and I really was

lol

ahahahahahahaha...ahahahahahahaha...bahahahaahahaha..ahaa..

Pants

ass

punched

beat the shit out of

simple

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

stuff

shit

What

What the freakin' hell

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Your Comments: (show all 22 comments)

Muzer Said:
13th <s>comic</s> comment! W00T!
[06.09.05 06:20 PM]

Muzer Said:
grr dang strikethrough!
[06.09.05 06:21 PM]

blippy_worm Said:
does your language work? I wonder...
[18.11.05 11:44 PM]

Aku Said:
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[12.11.06 02:54 PM]

B!G B!LLY Said:
,
[30.01.07 12:04 PM]

tope Said:
me pueden pasar sonidos de worms armageddon en español
[03.08.07 02:28 PM]

Pac-Man Said:
fuck is this boring
[20.01.08 04:59 PM]

SouthX Said:
srsly
[20.01.08 07:13 PM]

TheKax Said:
Who has made up the Finnish diealectizer rules? (I'm finn so I know the best and i have icluded the language after the word so it wudn't cofuzzle (bloop said that) you.
"several"(ENGLSH) is certainly not "sukläät"(FINNISH), "several"(ENG) is "pari"(FIN) or "muutama hassu"(FIN) and the weird word "sukläät"(FIN???) is "chocliit"(ENGL???) in English ("Chocolate" wud be "suklaa", so I quess "Sukläät" cud be "Chocliit"
[07.09.08 02:54 PM]

TheKax Said:
Who the **** is messing these?! "tontulakki" is certainly not "chocolate"! "Tonttulakki" is the hat that Santa's helpers... Those pests you know... use.
[23.02.09 02:21 PM]