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Existing Rules for English

Not American English. Proper English, the way English should be spoken ;-) - Add

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elevator

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favor

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football

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hotdog

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humor

humour

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potato chips

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Son of a Bitch

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Your Comments: (show all 22 comments)

Muzer Said:
13th <s>comic</s> comment! W00T!
[06.09.05 06:20 PM]

Muzer Said:
grr dang strikethrough!
[06.09.05 06:21 PM]

blippy_worm Said:
does your language work? I wonder...
[18.11.05 11:44 PM]

Aku Said:
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[12.11.06 02:54 PM]

B!G B!LLY Said:
,
[30.01.07 12:04 PM]

tope Said:
me pueden pasar sonidos de worms armageddon en español
[03.08.07 02:28 PM]

Pac-Man Said:
fuck is this boring
[20.01.08 04:59 PM]

SouthX Said:
srsly
[20.01.08 07:13 PM]

TheKax Said:
Who has made up the Finnish diealectizer rules? (I'm finn so I know the best and i have icluded the language after the word so it wudn't cofuzzle (bloop said that) you.
"several"(ENGLSH) is certainly not "sukläät"(FINNISH), "several"(ENG) is "pari"(FIN) or "muutama hassu"(FIN) and the weird word "sukläät"(FIN???) is "chocliit"(ENGL???) in English ("Chocolate" wud be "suklaa", so I quess "Sukläät" cud be "Chocliit"
[07.09.08 02:54 PM]

TheKax Said:
Who the **** is messing these?! "tontulakki" is certainly not "chocolate"! "Tonttulakki" is the hat that Santa's helpers... Those pests you know... use.
[23.02.09 02:21 PM]