BlameThePixel

Existing Rules for Angry Scots

Scotland, land of the brave etc. Ever been to glasgow? i think you'll need a translator... - Add

Swap Rules

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big

muckle

boy

lad

can't

cannay

cannot

cannay

cloth

cloot

clumsy

galoot

do you understand?

dee ye ken?

don't

donnay

drunk

hammered

girl

lass

I don't understand

I dunnae ken

Idiot

Bampot

large

muckle

little

wee

meat pie

haggis

not

nay

och

out

oot

pretty

bonnie

proud

chuffed

small

wee

What are you doing?

Are ye real?

yes

aye

you

yeh

Sentence Start/End Rules

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Start

Listen up wee jimmy:

End

you ken whut ahm tooking aboot?

End

Hoots the noo'!

Your Comments: (show all 22 comments)

Muzer Said:
13th <s>comic</s> comment! W00T!
[06.09.05 06:20 PM]

Muzer Said:
grr dang strikethrough!
[06.09.05 06:21 PM]

blippy_worm Said:
does your language work? I wonder...
[18.11.05 11:44 PM]

Aku Said:
.
[12.11.06 02:54 PM]

B!G B!LLY Said:
,
[30.01.07 12:04 PM]

tope Said:
me pueden pasar sonidos de worms armageddon en español
[03.08.07 02:28 PM]

Pac-Man Said:
fuck is this boring
[20.01.08 04:59 PM]

SouthX Said:
srsly
[20.01.08 07:13 PM]

TheKax Said:
Who has made up the Finnish diealectizer rules? (I'm finn so I know the best and i have icluded the language after the word so it wudn't cofuzzle (bloop said that) you.
"several"(ENGLSH) is certainly not "sukläät"(FINNISH), "several"(ENG) is "pari"(FIN) or "muutama hassu"(FIN) and the weird word "sukläät"(FIN???) is "chocliit"(ENGL???) in English ("Chocolate" wud be "suklaa", so I quess "Sukläät" cud be "Chocliit"
[07.09.08 02:54 PM]

TheKax Said:
Who the **** is messing these?! "tontulakki" is certainly not "chocolate"! "Tonttulakki" is the hat that Santa's helpers... Those pests you know... use.
[23.02.09 02:21 PM]