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Never Ending Story!

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There once was a little bouncy ball called Po And it had large male genitals and they got cut off by a big scary madknifa who recently incarnated a NES on BTP and eat them with the knife and fork that were used to cut off the evil large genitals ! Of course, that didn't make any sense considering A plane crashed into a basketball pole in Japan so the basketball players couldn't play anymore then C1 screams out, I better get credit for this But the basket players managed to get wheel chairs and wheel there way up the japanese mountains and go to the great pixel castle for a large slice of cake each, but what they didnt know is that the cake had marzipan on it, which was the worst thing you could ever eat on a monday morning at 3AM , particularly before an appointment with mr freeman, who was about to talk about how C1 shouldn't be credited because of many reasons and one of the most important reasons is he has a custom torso for BTP.com and the fact that the never ending story has been around longer than he has and now the news is on telling us about but the news person got destracted by the weather girl who was made of clouds. This all culminated in some heavy lightning stuff, and there was a power break, which made everyone cry, and the massive amount of water amde from the crying people created floods and they all got drowned like some noob worms, and then they were quickly taught how to swim by over sized penguins but then the pengiuns ate there heads so that meant the people could use this to their advantage and control the penguins to go sliding down an ice hill which would lead to a magical kingdom of sexy women but it's a shame that no one has heads inorder to see the sexy woman who are (stop manually adding '') all men. which are sooo gay that they dressed as women, providing the opportunity for wild chickens to dance on them like some deformed "lap dance" that was realy funny to watch if you tilted your head and squinted, because it looked like spaz while he was a chicken in his previous life, in which he exuberated confidence in the art of being a townie from england but was origonally born in japan where chickens are looked at as giant madknifa's that can fly to a place called penis land where penises are full of pie and pies are full of penises and then that reality was destroyed and a new one created in that reality in which there were no laws of physics and evil pixels threatend all but these were the dreaded 3d pixels who were feared by everybody except the great pixel who feared only the new real-time anti aliasing techniques who then used our own techniques against us he killed 60 ppl out of 59 and because an extra person who doesn't exsist was killed, the universe became unbalanced. This meant that the big banana bang happened all the time and w00t my post got deleted the pixel flew through th air and landed on a bed of spikes what apparently hurt the pixel died and went to pixel hell and the pixel didn't ask the blamer anymore, yay, and then sum1 with an oil company then accidently swallowed a coin and went to the condom factory for some banana flavourd condoms which double up as an explosive(stop adding'' the thing does it for us now so when you had sex, it would become some sort of suicide bomber and then everyone died everyone in the room that is. Then I slap dmtxsonic, for being a homo. After that a man in a trench coat runs into an alley. He had a dog, which only had 3 legs and a huge head which meant that it couldn't quite look where it went so it fell down an open man hole and into the sewer waters. Then he decided to light a match but the tunnel was full of gas so he escaped and killed everyone out of everyone but a few survived except me which was actually knifa, because the atom bomb (inside the man hole) was found and eaten by a large Alligator that liked to eat at Burger King which, of course, made it obese because of all the dripping fat 2 tons worth to be exact which made it very very not thin, after a month he went to the shop and tripped on a banana and suddenly something very very strange happened! What happened was that the banana was from burger king! But McDonalds took over So Burger King killed McDonalds and all the gay people in it which caused the company to lose a bunch of money! 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And they sucked its cock and then decided to go out for lunch but the restaurant had been blown up by some flying sheep packed with plastic explosives but one sheep managed to survive and that sheep was called Khuzad. it was gay but that was what some outsiders though, when in fact he wasn't gay at all, just homosexually impaired. Which lead to the fact that Po the bouncing ball was attracted to him which brings us back to the beginning of this never ending story anyways, Po took out his big penis and robin and starfire lived happily ever after the penis jumped into the swamp so Po got out his fishing rod and cast it into the swamp and caught a even bigger dick and Po had dick fo tea and tea fo dick and they all lived happily ever after. untill the dick was too small for Po's wife, she liked her penises really huge, so she grew her own But unfortunately, it was such a god damn immature idea Meiapaul scrapped it, and found Po in asda, where pixels can kill everybody and then btp died, and made the never ending story files all old again making knifa have to re-upload them but so did he, and the story got back, then we all rejoice Zogger but then he killed all of us and we got back online with undead appearance and we all screamed because knifa dunked a vat of molasses on the floor which exploded epithetically causing complete chaos in a sealed jam jar Inside of a piece of cheese That smelt like po's dic and tasted like moldy socks eating burgers from McBurgerKing cause they decided to make a partnership which led to DISASTER! anyways, Po then went to a spaceship and fucked the controls up which made the lil green aliens mad then some grocery carts from Home Depot Started exploding and the banana carts were damaged which lead to something unbelievable happening!!! What happened was that The NES cleared itself By exploding and emmiting strange omega rays which blinded po so Po couldn't see, so he asked Knifa if he can make this nes page, become split up into multiple pages, so I don't have to scroll so far down. Much later, Po got sick! and exploded bursting into flames and out of the ashes came but suddenly, Po got revived by his father! This meant that He was not such a bastard that he would hack BTP because someone Ate all of his pork which ment the never ending story did not make sense which made Po destroy the never ending story so he molested a chicken and ate it and then suddenly realised that it puts the automagicly. Po managed to write a book about what happened to him : Po's life vol1, then he fell over and was frsutrated so he decided to go to buy a chute, this way to the toilet, it said on a nearby sign, and Po Killed himself for the last time. Then a mad man across the street looked at him killing himself and gave him a reviving potion, telling him that he was the heart of the story and that he must live on Uranus. When he went to Uranus, he smelled something that smelled like Uranus, that seemed fair enough since he was on Uranus though, so he decided to Plant bombs in Uranus and jump to Mars instead then kill himself , so he jumped to Mars and then decided not to kill himself after all. On Mars he met a female bouncy ball called Penny and they went into a dark shed (don't ask me why there was a dark shed on Mars) and came out of a small pripple berry bush looking exhausted and a bit sticky so they had to take a shower in icy cold water and had to do it again to keep warm when they were finsished, they saw a strange figure approching.It was Spaceman Spiff! who had a cheese pie and and a spliff in his hands and smelled of cheese. Spaceman Spiff said: "Don't drink and drive, smoke weed and fly!" and Penny answered: "God your such a biiitch.". Right when she said that, she scrutinized segasonic for typing the dots out but the scrutinizing had no effect! then on an entirely different planet, a scary looking blob, was planning to destroy Mars for reasons he could not remember. So he suddenly thought of a very very good plan, and it was to fire po at the planet which would cause Blob to explode, or so they thought but he imploded and that meant Mars turned to cheese. of which was cheddar but the bad thing about that was that there were a lot of mice on Mars which would make Po take out his thingybob that would help him to masturbate but it didn't work and his big toe hit vision in the head.\ Meanwhile, back at Mr. Abifackarooz's home he was mastipating franticly which was different from masturbating because it is spelled different and at that moment a porn star came a knockin and he offered his services for free but Mr. Abifackarooz gave her £5.00 which she spent on chips and threw it at RunT for not fixing my sig that doesnt work somehow when RunT threw SegaSonic into the darkness and the darkness said thank you and began to make sonic get out of the darkness which made sonic come out of the closet and he turned into the Grim Reaper then exploded and said "****" then SargeTron ruled everything xTURxNinjaBunny sniped several people that day, including SargeTron, although the goverment requested him do it for good! He was the new hero THE END! OR IS IT? but wait! master cheif attacked the ambulence which exploded in a big firey ball! Meanwhile weebl and bob were on their way to the house to have some hardcore sex and porn videos filmed, but xTURxNinjaBunny was still lurking, he shot them both dead, requested for the goverment! THIS IS THE TRUE ENDING CUZ THE EARTH BLEw UP AND NO-ONE SURVIVED EXCEPT FOR xTURxNinjaBunny, and he never did breed, he never got to another planet either so he killed himself for the good of the earth, THE END, NO DOUBT ABOUT IT THIS HAS TO END NOW! But A portion of the T-virus survived the blast. and it travelled to mars and met Po and Penny, the bouncing balls that were not dead. The T-virus Then got out a very large and sharp looking pickaxe and hacked at ninjabunny and ninjabunny died a terrible death. Then the T-virus began to eat everyones brains until a very clever scientist dude, aka kikumbob, created a vaccine for it which did not work then Nemesis appeared and then disappeared for no reason and appered again, but then disappered and eventually go fed up with this game and took it out on the virus which made sonic come alive again, but something was wrong with him he had three eyes and zero noses but then he realised that was completely normal for him. Sonic decided to revive Po after he died from MRSA and Po went drinking beer on jupiter But got compressed by the extreme gravity tingybob so he decided to be partners with Sonic and built a large coconut tree to live in tails came too as well as Knuckles and Cream and a special little son of a bitch called Kyle who started duplicating himself, and telling "no, no i'm nice and unique" and got banned endless times and now made a new account called Foamy which Bloopy rated up and soone he will reek terror into btp again with a new account. But Po will take out his bazooka and shoot Foamy with it and foamy will transform into NinjaBunny again, but this time to friendly! Suddenly everyone screams, Foamy was masipating in the bedroom and the walls are now white when they were blue before and you should of seen Po's penis! It was shaped like a big, fat onion with a rosebud on it. Then bees came and found a genie lamp. Since the bees were super bees that could talk. There first wish was to turn into humans. Their second wish everyone back that died. And there third and last wish was to have a pie. So the bee humans ate the pie and they were happy, until large spaceships came and ate all living things including Po the bounceing ball that was already dead and BlameThePixel gotterz hackerxorzs But penny the bouncing ball fired herself from mars at the space ships which blew up and everyone fell back down to earth, luckily all falling into a charmin ultra factory. and met another bouncy ball. His name was Percy and he was rather fat and had a HUGE (oh no, i hope SPAZ doesn't come next O_o) numatic gauze cannon which was much better than worm's minigun but then armageddon arrived and nobody died Except for everyone on earth Exept for me do you know why Cause i had my tray table up and my seat back in the full upright position but then TheBaker died anyway and Kikumbob pressed the "Do not press button" In th all famous IRDNPB (International Reseach of Do Not Press Buttons) and the world went back in time to the beginning of the story There once was a little bouncy ball called Po who had memories of his parallel lives, and wanted to change his destiny so he tried to make different things happen but it didn't work, and then everything happened again until just before Kikumbob pressed the "Do not press button". Then Kikumbob pressed the other button which read "Press this button instead" and suddenly he went forward in time to the year 3498 and saw 4 dimensionnal pixels, omg they could travel in time with their own poxel time machine, which they built from little, tiny sons of a camel, which was digi-tized into poxels that looked like {730{UL2}730} which was an alien or some wierd messed up nick that just happened to be looking at his eyes, that meant that his eyes were very small, hidden in UL tags anyway Po decided to goto the supermarket, he had to get three things, a carton of eggs, a gallon of milk and a loaf of whole wheat bread. However when he reached the counter, no one was there, so he walked to the managers desked and where is everyone? it's like they've all been eaten or something. the manager replyed with a loud burp and then looked hungrily at Po and ate him but then he needed the toilet so he went to the john and got out a newspaper and once he was done, he fucking decided to go again, cause he had explosive diharea and bought caffeine instead of indigestion tablets and then he injected the caffein into his blood stream which made all the little blood cells hyper-active which caused his penus to explode, which is normal for him but not normal for his bf who was recording the moment behind his back. speaking of his back, it was covered in mother 's cookies which meant the manager was very mad at him, because he was actually the manager and was mad because people dont read the story properly so everyone exploded. THE END! but it wasnt because the story never ends as it is a never ending story, but then it ended anyway little did the goblens know there was a thread connecting the ending pages to even more pages art Not really, because the price of tea in China has gone up to such an amount that Birman cats are beginning to sneeze out their bladders while the king of Nowhere sits on his ass and says nothing and decides to start a car exchange and ended up exchanging a ferrari for a can of beans due to a large earthquake that happened in btp due to the sadness of pio leaving and kyle's penis was squirting out sperm and was very small which meant that he has a smell penis but he couldn't compare to the size of the one on xNoobxSlayer's head. As his was much so a little cretin from the center of the earth decided to use an atomic bomb on the earth but missed and ended up destorying the Earth's moon which made the warewolves sad because they had no more crackers to eat so they decided to rebel against the cretins and began discussing plans on how to kill them and decided the best was poisoning them with Roy's special Gløgg which instead of killing them turned them into bulbmin それからそれは東京を破壊した who couldnt understand indis post which made olimar and pres hoctocate then one thing led to another and minigunweilder died of erotic asphyxia THEN INDI SAID "iyt iz tyme foure mee toe goo awae 4evuaeur and nevuear cum bakcq, butt furzt i muzt bring mini bakcq toe lyfe" and he did and flew away forever At which point, minigunweilder soiled himself and blurted out random HTML and destroyed BTP but then it was revealed that it was actually a robot made by psymon to tick me off so he exploded! And was never seen again. Meanwhile, the cretin from the centre of the earth had kidnapped the real psymon and minigun and had made robot copies of them one of which had farted all over the place resulting in a horrible smell that even made While this was happening, Hubert T. S. Rockafella Jr. had just finished work on the flux capacitor for his time machine and Po went to the ice store where the passageway to the fiends lair was in the fridge and po tripped and went in the passageway And decided to make a DECENT contribution to the NES - right after his brutal murdering of SPAZ who was really the evil villain holding mini and psymon hostage and po got knifa to untie mini and psy EL FIN! or is it. it isn't because the farting robots had killed the president of Russia which made the biggest james bond reject take over BTP and only 20 super BTPers could stop him using every possible movie cliche in a desperate attempt to stop his evil plan of kidnapping all the admins so he said That be Proper Bo I tell thee body! "and wtf is going on? i'm confuzzled and going home =D" so then he went to the "his home" and went to the toilet, down in the toilet he found the proof that God really exists. Sadly, before he could tell anyone, the world was destroyed by vogons as is foreseen in the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy the btpers survived because segasonic who was actually an alien was wasted and flagged down a UFO and got on along with the btpers and then the vogons destroyed the earth but the btpers told segasonic he was not a noob after all then let out a raoring laugh and apologised to him for getting his hopes up, then took the UFO to the light side of the planet Remus for some sun But suddenly someone very silly with an extremely bad lack of taste ripped up and burnt the hitchikers guide to the galaxy book which meant that someone was missing their edition of the book and then it was revealed that madknifa is the former president of the galaxy who stole the ship "the heart of gold" for reasons he dosent remember bcuz he locked a part of his brain away in his mind so he could pass the "politic-a-scan 50000"s' brain scan and it turned out that mini was a travvelling consultant for "THE HITCHHIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY" who had invented the "zaphod beeble buster" along with knifa a highly alcohololc beverage and then they started to play a drinking game with some old janx spirit in which you had to tele-kineticly tip the bottle of janx spirit into your opponents glass and then the loser of that round would have to drink it and if you lost you would keep losing bcuz janx spirit can dull telekinetic abilities and mini got pwned and had a headache for the next day and suddenly a rhinorsaurus broke free from the zoo somewhere in England where Po was on the toilet, and the rhino ran into the toilet and amazing as it seems, the rhino actually managed to knock the toilet off the ground, and Po started to swear at him but since the earth was destroyed and the fact that po had gotten in the cargo part of the spaceship thinking it was very yummy with cookies and cream and cheese and fried pickels. and then a bomb went off cuasing everyone turn into monkeys with spider legs (period) which proves that the meaning of life is The property or quality that distinguishes living organisms from dead organisms and inanimate matter, manifested in functions such as metabolism, growth, reproduction, and response to stimuli or adaptation to the environment originating from within the organism. For the other 12 meanings, go to http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=life and of which was ultimatley shortened down to binary code in terms of 42. The next day every body turned back to normal because knifa casted esuna on everybody and they all lived happily ever after. The End! but it wasnt, because as this is a never ending story ,it cannot possibly end. and suddenly Sin appeared out of nowhere and caused havoc upon small imps who had no life because they were dead. Sin then noticed this, and revived them so that he could kill then. But the imps did not like this and felt like vomiting. Vomiting all over and then the vomit magically transported every body to runescape Because jackal47 (not me) said so then the imps suddenly had a split personliaty and started acting like lemmings and then freekeshly impoded on them selves which seemed like a good idea at the time, but in reality it made them soil themselves, which was inconvenient because they got all dirty chinese people to implode with them reducing the worlds population considerably and also postponing the experiment the sientists were trying where they got everyone in china to stand in one line and jump at the same time, testing the theory that this would cause china to split in half. Instead the scientists pooped around on the floor like crazy and shitted on the brand new carpet, which looked better now that he had fucked on it and then kyle appeared from the bowels of lowest heck and the scientists pooped on him as well while Kyle screamed down the house and caused an eathquake in China and in Po's ass but kyle marched on his un-holy quest where he joined th3 gr13f3r and MR.Luyez and he attempted to spam the universe with gay comments BUT NEVER SUCCEDED and instead he teamed up with senator lieberman to destroy all vid games! He also humped ZoGgEr! for some strange reason, but ZoGgEr! banned his ass. Speaking of his ass it's big and hairy, just like a and then a time paradox happened and before any1 could say "hey a time paradox" everyone went back in time and met their former self and Khuzad said "hey a time paradox" which meant the world went very wrong and the time paradox didnt happen until before it did happen when it didnt then it turned into a parody of everything which made no sence and after the time paradox the senator leberman from the future said that "videogames are the fall of civilization" which made all the video gamers bloodily kill him and then knifa revived him so every1 could get more exp CHAP 2: One Day Ronan B. Monet, the suave bum who once worked at AT&T, rose from his bed and hurled his alarm clock to the ground. He liked eggs. After getting up, brushing his teeth and milking his skunk, he put on his hobo boots and started off on his journey to reach Cambodia. Frank is a silly name. Since Ronan was a by he'd always dreamed on Cambodia. He was taken there as boy by his Evil dad who ruled the world, who happened to be a certain Po the bouncy ball who happened to be dead but was ACTUALLY faking it but then he was shot by {145{UL1}145} and now he >really< was dead but the non-working code didnt exist and thus po was only hit by the time paradox and escorted into the future before being jerked back, which meant he could never be killed. Anyways his son was hiking up a mountain when Boggy B appeared, armed with a holy hand grenade and the nuclear button unfortunatly he was a worm, and his size minute to the size of the mans foot which was rapidly coming donw on him So he quickly decided to press the nuclear button, but realised that worms do not have opposable thumbs. he then got squished and the holy hand grenade exploded the human as well as causing a huge earth quake that BLEW UP MESZKA and made all the FLying pigs die. Fortunatly there were no flying pigs in the viccinity but unfortunaly there were some but there werent, and Po shot the person who told everyone there was and then got murdered by {###{UL2}###} Madknifa. Suddenly, randomly, out of the blue, Madknifa cut someone's genitals off and ate them too but then SPAZ complained about the lack of genitals and told Madknifa to puke them back up so he could reattach them but instead, knifa banned spaz and every1 lived happily ever after until the greifer made a server for counter strike and mini jumped up and down to make himself harder to hit, but the greifer made his gravity non existant and mini flew into the air meanwhile knifa threw grenades around the corner and the greifer made the grenades slow down and explode in knifas face while zogger had his cool character turned into a lego man and zogs weapon turned into a turd and /me said "WTF MINIGUN" And suddenly a "Lazer" was fired at the main BTP server (i.e Zogg's house). Zogger did some quick coding so the beam missed by inches but the mysterious radiation from the beam destroyed many pixels so pixels could not be blamed anymore. Instead people began blaming the curdled milk Which reulted in BTP being renamed BTCM so people started blaming curdled milk therefor got really mental and sudenly wanted to blame milo, so now BTCM would be called BTM and a few years later the admins eventually settled on the name of BTVSCOTPTASITBOTFWNDO, which were the intials of Blame The Very Supicious Looking Can Of Tinned Peaches T Were Sitting In The Back Of The Fridge With No Date On and decided that it was just plain silly So they changed to BTSW which stands for blame the silly website then someone set us up the bomb and the bomb spontaneously combusted inward so somehow, it uninteligently blew up, and blew up this whole story. suddenly after that BTSW was called BTP again and it snowed with cows and crusted canary soup and for some reason, everyone left pixelville because of the snowing, they moved to a magical land called laos and there was utmost confusion, because no one knew how to pronounce the name of their land so they changed he name to England and everyone lived happily ever after until one day England got Bombed by kikumbob for a million dollars. He got the money from Steaker, who got the money from joetheeskimo5 Afterwards kikumbob relised he actually lived in England and shot bitle for tricking him into doing such a horrible deed But he didn't shoot Bitle since the place was Bombed by himself, and he shot a pixel which was left over from the blast (Bitle was in Pixelville since it was fixed again) So kikumbob decided to launch operation kill bitle and suddenly bitle and kikumbob were shot by an unknown figure. The unknown figure was knifa, who thought his knife was a gun, so he didn't actually shoot Bitle, and unfortuanetaly he didn't shoot Kikumbob, but tripped and stabbed him. Suddenly Khuzad started crying at the death of kikumbob but he didn't have snough time to grieve because today was Christmas! Khuzad wished everyone a very Merry Christmas and fucked all his elves while Sonic went to kiss Santa Claus's wife and also had contracted AIDS which was very gay. Anyhow, Sonic went up to this guy named FU and FU decided to FU which led to matty nukin the north pole where their was a big penguin and a little swarf that ate them all! and then THE END! but this cannot be the end, mofos BUT GASP! IT IS! (continue this is-end is-not-end-ness please) and then a little blue pixel came to the penguin and said "This cannot be the end!" but the penguin replied "so I was walking to the library yesterday when something funny happened." the penguin walked away Suddenly, a strange figure appeared. IT WASIT WAS THE END! then Joe shot Meiapaul three hundred times in the fucking head and continued the story. the strange figure was Batman! And he landed on joe and crushed him Then the Joker appeared and shot his head off And then Batgirl arrived! Batman started to get on his knees and suck her FUCKING lollipop what i meant to say is penis. anyways a large furry marmot jumped through the open window with the penguin and the blue pixel in its mouth. It said "Moo, you mortals! MOOOOO!" and landed on joetheeskimo, breaking his neck whilst Batman is about to fly to the small village on the island called mumbajumabawumba shumbapussylickin island, so the banned sonic fucked off and beat your mum to death and then later a noob called Volcane added s even though he wasn't supposed to Volcane was put to death for this and suddenly, out of no where, nothing happened but then a giant cow, horse,worm,beach ball and an elephant started wrestling And guess who won? no-one other than Volcane, back from the dead (That phrase was latin, in English It would mean the beach ball) So the Beach ball wonuntil a new challengr camerobopixel robopixel had large male genitals witch were deadly to only the beach ball, which propelled itself at them and suddnly transformed into a something I shouldn't say and clobbered his genitles into small 4 sided triangles. and then ripped them off which was painful more painful than a sponge cake gettin thrown at ur head and suddenly something happened! And Po said, "this is boring" and began drumming his fingertips on the table he busied himself by flicking over the channels until a plane crashed into a basket pole in Japan and the us goverment put a puppet goverment in my ass which is incredibly small, so amall that even po's small pinkie couldn't fit in it, so they replaced the puppet with a Person from South Africa, his name was krybnrrtkl Blametheroflcopter which was a stupid name but the name was very important, it unlocked the secret of the robopixels large genitals and suddenly all became clear why because the genitals weren't really clobbered off in the first place - instead they were castrated and used for marketing ads and the ads were all about food, genital type food for Cannibals such as Po but little did they know that highly sexy warrior midgets were hiding in the genitals except for the beach ball, which attempted to assasinate the testicle warriors the warriors stripped and the beach ball pelted itself at the worriors bollocks, causing them to surrender their gold to the master of rogue beach balls. This master happened to be the one and only mister comesuckmygoldknob and he was angry. VERY ANGRY! So angry that he ran off to clobber some incredibly R rated, bad smelling, bad looking, good sleeping mafia who smell of poo and drove pink mini's so they started launching purple overgrown, gay, wallabies that had no eyes, and drove pink wombet-mobils ( the complete opposite of a pink mini, except the first one launched, whitch dove some Dodge Viper, with nos, hydrolics, tons of carbon fiber, body kits and it had a limited edition little pink ribbon which . ran over bitle because he was an obnoxious car-obsessed nerd so he saw Sonic who appeared to be back after all these months . He quickly humped Sonic and began the revolt of 1986 but little did he smell and then suddenly burning evil mushrooms fell from the sky! Po didn't scream and point like the others but jumped into action by removing his penis and inflating itbut he wasnt prepared for what the mushrooms did next and so he was burned to a mushroomy crisp and then the pixels came and shouted: " we want FREE blowjobs . anyway meanwhile back at the IRDNPB (International Reseach of Do Not Press Buttons) the scientists had made an extremly large button and kikumbob was standing in front of it and got an erection which pressed the button nad caused chaos. This is what the chaos was like giant poo balls rained down upon wormville and technologically modified chickens began moulding upon benches THEN Zogger came and started pooing on po which triggered every nuclear missile silo in the world to malfunction and delete everyones memory. This was good however, because they would forget that khuzad fucked them but their brains then decomposed, meaning that they didnt have intelligence, then so they all split up among the world with a pack of Nutri-Grains each and looked for mates but they didnt expect to find 2 gay sailors who were zombies the sailors tried to hump them and throw them in the ocean but they fought back and cut off the sailor's dicks and used them as shandeliers ., When doing soMr. BBP (bloody big pixel) came along and cut off his own dick with a stick of butter so that when he took his dick off it would be edible for a very posh little feast the queen was having with her family and a few buddies inside the buckingham palace on 3rd floor in the dining room. Suddenly the chandelier enfused itself with prince charels penis and he turned into he's super hero form which was Spiderman spiderman scald the roof fucking al the pidgeons in his way when aall of a sudden bloopy appeared and said "boo!" causing him to fall off the roof going slowly to the floor he splated on the floor. and was shot by a pidgeon, campaigning for pidgeon rights against superheroes. The Pidgeons For Justice (PFJ) would normally dress up in the fictional bird called an eagle. And today was the day that they would say THE END (and no more entries kthxbai) but the end was the word of doom and armogeddon came but armoggeddon was actually zogger incarnate zogger. who went on a killing rampage in the country of Anartica which doesn't exist because it's spelled wrong so anarctica became my ass and boy THAT isnt pretty but he destroyed it and then the pixel ppl ON my ass said " we don't frikken care if Antactica (Antartica) is spelt wrongandwe demand a refund" narrator: all of this next time on SOAP Whick nobody gives a damn about becuase like most other stuff, SOAP's are shite so next time on SHITE knifa came and RE-declared that he is indeed my left ear but Khuzad protested. He thought that Knifa actually was my left penis so khuzad became my right penis and then knifa retaliated by saying that my ass is indeed the end of all worms but then bitle went to alcatraz and bought a ham sandwhich named larry which fuked his mother into fucking a policemen who told everyone off for saying such rude things and banned insanitoon from sanity. Meanwhile on Planet Niceness nasties were mastibating and turning their genetals into mosters from planet quazar BUT they couldnt sex or else theyd become poo demons that would have cake and tea with po, the little bouncing ball that bounced off the earth and hit Sonic right in the head which gave im life again so he fucked everyone witha razor dick and fucking giant moth penis's humped him and had cake and tea with the teddy bears down the road. Meanwhile, Goldilocks the heshe was walking down the deserted road when a large grizzly homosexual tree which patted Goldilocks on the head and said if u ever want to be a eal boy u must fly to the only place where u can find gayman sexypants and look inside his magical trousers to find the one true meaning of life = mowing lawns and suddenly goldilocks was in the middle of a rather sceptical looking blue lawn with a big fat naked guy in it gayman sexypantsbut he saw goldilox and asked her/he have u a penis sir/madam and she said "can you check gayman sexypants" and gayman sexypants did something Meanwhile Po the bouncy ball had made a huge discovery. He found out that his wife Penny had been cheating with straightguy uglytrousers so he loadded his gat and set out to shoot straightguy uglytrousers. On the way, he saw gaymansexypants and his new freind (with a penis) goldilox and they saw straightguyuglytrousers and they both launched at him and fucked him rto his doom. but when po arrived they had left to fuck themselves but little diod po nkow gas-man the fart assasin was staliing him ready to fart and destroy him and suddenly Tipsy Drinkalot said "lets all go to the pub!" and so they did. On the way but gas-man the fart assasin drunk too much and farted* BOOM the pub imploded and only the faRT ASSASIN REMAINED So he said "What a beatiful day and went to see his aunt who smelled like a mental hospital, and *SUDDENLY* gas-man met his colledge freind sir gutso-not and they both decided to go and destroy po with their imbasil power's and so they did. But little did they know that po at travelled to the IRDNPB (International Reseach of Do Not Press Buttons)and pressed the "clone buton" thus cloning himself countless times and sending each clone to different places of the universe. Some stayed on earth, guarding the real Po with the IRDNPB' Revolver canon. Gas-man died instantly at clone 1's touch of the button but gutso-not fled far away and Po lived happily with penny,his wife until farted a vvsmelly fart thus resurescting GAS-MAN the fart assasin GAS MAN farted and turned his wife penny into a *hiuman skunk* but po was too moo to fight and a concrete donkey suddenly smashed everyone to bits except gas-man who became fart and went to search for sir-gutso-not but sir-gutso-not was dead because po and penny came back from the dead and killed him and then gaymansexypants and his freind goldilox the hehse(with a dick) humped po and threw penny away theyy humped po mercilessly untill gas-man farted on them all and became a tree(a moving tree) and was pissed on by racoons while gayman sexypants, goldilox the heshe, po an penny all became friends and had a foursome and agreed to support B.T.A.B(blame the arc beetle) campaign but gas -m na made love to arcbeetle and became gaymansexybeetlepantsingtonsex and *SUDDENLY* (again) everyone stopped theyre fartings and wankings and simultaneously thought "WTF?" and launched a lethal attack on insanitoon for making up such a deluded story but insanitoon warned them kikumob was ACTUALLY satan and gaymansexybeetlepantsingtonsex humped kikumob and B T AB declard ww3 but po argued it was ww1926 because he travelled into the future and went is such a rage that he exploded Into little pos called podiddles. and caused the world to explode, no, implode! This meant that the all the gods (Buffaloe of destruction,Two headed giraffe,concrete donkey)Had to rewind time to the beggining of the never ending story.There once was a little bouncy ball called Po And it had large male genitals and po went on his miraculously perverted adventures (thanks to insan) yet again up to the point when the world was about to implode But just then Podiddles III had dajavu and remembered he left some weed up po's ass. so then podiddles III pulled the weed out of his ass and made a wish but b4 he could finish it gaymansexybetlepantsingtonsex said GAY and the sish became ( i wish the world wouldnt imploade and become a place that is *GAY*) then the world stopped imploding and all the world leaders became genitals and started to fuck mars but cheetar then stopped and said"WAITB LETS FUCK GAS MAN" and when they did he exloded and created 6 weirdo's called. Insanitoon, Insanitoon2, Insanitoon3, Insanitoon4, Insanitoon5, Insanitoon6, and they fucked each other until kikmubob exploaded and fucked all of them and the world becAME virtua world where anything was possible and so kikumbob took this advantage to brutally massacre and murder insanitoon before deleting his account and using his intestines as a paste for his toast which sorley needed a topping. and Cheeetar said Insanitoon shall ressurect to do his bidding and kill kikmubob for sending me that post about ressurecting threads . There once was a little bouncy ball called Po. And it had largefingernails which scratched Knifa who ages ago Incarnated a NES on BTP and ate them so then GAS-MAN came and fucked everyone's masturbating egg's and turned them into feinish toilets of ugly,ugly,doom and po ignored the last entry to think how he had managed to go back in time and through a paralel universe at the same time. But suddenly a helicopter crashed into a goal post in china which is similar to Japon which is similar to tampon but he then went into MY tampon (im a boy) and fucked my ass ppl {ignoring lsat two comments} So the fans coudn't watch basketball anymore. bu they didnt REALLY ignore them and suddenly the tampon beasts errupted from cheetar killing hiom and killing all who restarted the story and cheeetar shouted out i better get credit for this and smiled and the basketball players from china got cars and drove up the china molehills then back down again and said "stop fucking restarting the story retard face" and fucked the mountain and it opened up to reveal a cave and kikumbob went 0_o and they went a great pixel blaming castle for cake with avacado on it nside the cave and the cave collapsed and the castled ppooooed itself and they all went to the moon (dont fucking restert or else ill rate u down) and so the prince of persia came and rewound time, thouroughly annoying insanitoon and insanitoon fast forwarded time again and they flew through the mountains on horsedick and then the story restarted! but i broke the video tape and the story didnt restart and then they laded and the horse said that the NES is all knifa's dream, then the horse fucked itself and danced the rain dance AND the worms forts god came and made a flood of worms that fucked kikmubob and cheeetar finally agreed not to restart the story and asked if icepacks could please be rated down. but icepacks resisted and broke the rating mechanics but the rating mechanics broke his bones and broke many people too which gave the wheel-chari business a lot of sales! until they ran out, after which a riot broke out Killing the whellchair salesmen and the rioters wanted icepack to suck his hairy dick and if he didnt they woudnt stop Eating people's heads off especially icepacks head which is a dick and so the never ending story went into yet another sick, deluded parody as cheetar and insan carried out their sad, obsessive lives and cheeetar demanded his name spelt correctly with three e's and kikmubob sucked icepacks dick(head) and then fred who likes cheeze went in with plastic explosives strapped to his chest to a seatbelt and drove off to a smelly factory which made anti icepacks robots which looked like icepacks (dick's for heads) and pissed all over him which made him think about fat scottish mice who wanted scottish cheese and also wanted to get drunk, but all of a sudden a huge meteor came crashing twards earth and smashed into Icepacks destroying Icepacks dick(head) and ending the Era of gaysexualIcepaccksWillFuckYou, and thus beginning the star wormywars, all of a sudden ana-worm skywormer said. where is Dath Po? I want to eat his eyes and kill his anus, but most importantly i want to destroy the shedi ruler who is Jorn ShootMe of the Swiss Cheese galaxy with many underworms ready to kill The Emporer(ME) who likes to kill sh edi went for a walk and was spontaneously killed by Nobby Two Kawormy. but darth Po revived him and The Emeror(now renamed The Cheeetar) went out to kill Jorn ShootMe but some raving lunatic ( 2 guessess who it is *me*) shagged darth po, which pissed darth po right off and darth po was transformed into michael jackson and once Jorn ShootMe heard the news of this transformation he went into hiding and michael jackson dumped penny and went off to prove his innocence but Icepacks tried to rape him but only succeeded in losing all his clothes to a charity shop And then this githead called PEPSI came along and wrote this to the story and The Cheeetar decided to slice PEPSIs head off while eating pizza topped with blood from Yoda who now renamed himself Soda but everyone called him fucking asshole cuntface Which upset a guy called Mike so much he didn't go to a very important political meeting. Without him, EvilWeevil was made president of the USA and soon became dictator of the entire world but the entire world was soon destroyed and EvilWeevil though fuck this and went back in time to just before CnrTheFrg wrote that and the crazy frog ringtone, was elected leader of mars. which pissed me off cos that fucking frog is annoying and is no.1 in the charts. and soon the crazy frog had dominated all of the eight planets of the solar system, the ninth being pluto which was still in control from the hypno toad So The Emperor and Soda teamed up to kill all frogs and toads and suceeded, but Michael Jackson was shagged by insanitoon and was turned back into darth Po which made me hungry and thirsty so drank a big american 'diet coke' with some sugerpie which had an ingredient in it called tobacco, which was bad news because tobacco was illegal back in the star wormywars. So darth Po and the Cheeetar, who had changed his name back to the emperor, killed insanitoon for breaking the law Suddenly, a worm named DJ appeared out of no where and starting mixing drinks for everyone (who was still alive), but unlucky for DJ a gay space worm was turned on by his dj'ing, and the emperor changed his name to The Cheeetar and wished everybody a happy friday and gave them nothing then wacked EvilWeevil and applologised to insanitoon who repayed the favor by slicing Cheeetar's head off and apologizing to EvilWeevil for Cheeetar wacking him. Meanwhile insanitoon revived made evilweevil his slave and cloned cheetar and made him his evil twin. and then they went to happily rule the fluff stuck to the underside of the table via some chewing gum. This table was situated in a room. This room was situated in a building. The building situated in a town, the town in a country, the country in a continent, and the continent a tiny blip on the face of the round globe of blue and green commonly known as Earth. Today on Earth had been an interesting day because giant shit balls had been destroying the yankees baseball games. and the yankees were so pissed off that cheeetar brainwashed them and made them kill EvilWeevil(already) so they had a spaz attack and started worshipping Icepacks and after one second of that they stopped and blew up the Earth. EvilWeevil's spirit survived however and floated off to Mars where ali G started showin off his enourmous dick to the ladies who were actually chickens who liked to eat bananas that looked like dicks but still tasted like bananas so they ate his dick, which made ali G bombaclatistic which meant that he needed to go to the toilet And slip on the wet floor and he became the shitucunt 8000 battle robot and flew off to the Earth which had been rebuilt. There it found its brother robots: shitucunt 8001 battle robot, shitucunt 8002 battle robot, shitucunt 8003 battle robot, and shitucunt 8004 battle robot. They decided to fuck each others bitch-cocks and shit-flaps. Anyways, insanitoon fuckered Padme in the ass with a metal dick while Anakin tried to masturbate in his Darth Vader suit. Suddenly Mace Windu showed up and complained about being the only nigger on the Jedi Council. Meanwhile, Sonic decided to fuck everyone's brains out with his demented disturbation robot or in its real name U-KCUF while The Cheeetar was surprised at how many things people could fit in without him coming and killing everyone so he killed the shitcunts and started battling the biggest james bond reject, who had taken over BTP once again. But The Cheeetar realised he didn't know enough movie cliches to stop his evil plan of capturing all the admins, so he went off in search of more super BTPers Then suddenly Yoda showed up and said, "fucking put down the admins, you must." but it wasn't enough to stop the biggest james bond reject, or TBJBR for short. TBJBR turned Yoda into his slave and sent him to find and kill the Cheeetar But the Cheeetar was too strong and lightninged Soda(Yoda) and killed him then kicked evil weevil in the ass and evil weevil went crying home, his home was a gayboy'shome 700 model the best modl if you are gay and are looking for a good night out, or in or in bed or blah blah blah. Unfortunately, The Cheeetar realised too late that he couldn't have kicked EvilWeevil's ass because he had been turned into a spirit and couldn't be touched. This created a never-ending paradoxal time loop, and the NES kept repeating itself forever so bloopy shat himself and fucked big tricklets. Anyways, Sonic's penis decided to go for a walk with insanitoons vagina sandwhich, whilst watching BEEFBOY SANDWHICH 2 (the movie) ON HIS MOBILE called fuckofffmonsyter on its walk, Sonic's penis noticed an ice-cream truck and was run over by it causing sonic alot of russian pain (it was a russian ice cream truck) so insanitoon said "fuckulon cuntmaster! look at that! i better fuck myself LOLOLOLOLOL" and died silently died (HIS HAIR) silently then shat on kikumbob and fuck theice cream truck then decided to go into the ultimate. lolipop festival where he met a clown. This clown asked insanitoon if he'd like to buy a big stuffed gorilla, to which insanitoon replied: is it gay? and the clown said it was gayzor, and before anyone could hit him for saying something that didn't make sense, he died because I chopped his penis off and then we all pounded Cheeetar for using the "I" word without someone in the story saying it so mister "I" went zand said "oi u fucking cunt, shut the fucking hell up" and killed himself in maniacal luaghter penis medallion giraffe and since no one could make sense of insanitoon's post, we decided to change the subject to Mr. Mole Mr. Mole had a slight overbite and impaired the color of strained peaches. which caused global war ad alphabety soup soup banana and insanitoon died out of complete randomness while Mr. Mole was busy trying to end the global war he had created because of insanitoon's insanity that made the global war worse because it was tea time and insanitoon was succesfully banned from the Never Ending Story. The world rejoiced untill kikumbob died and then it mourned for weeks. Then po appeared and thought: "hey, why dont i talk to my friends on MSN?" but his msn got hacked and the whole of the microsoft HQ blew up. boo hoo but its uber service pack 2 rebuilt it and so it was deemed indestructible all because of bo, po's evil brother who is bill gate's msn name. he decided to release some evil uber poison gas to kill da hacker and it did. The bad news was it also killed himself. When Po heard about this he laughed cos bo was evil and that was funny because the moral of the story is shit happens and dont play with evil uber poison gasses but that guy called Mike argued with that and tried to prove that the real moral of the story was that osama send george bush a fax saying: 370HSSV-0773H. he read it upside down and it said (P.S read that upside down!) H3770-VSSH073. He laughed a lot after read it he laughed again when he read it again because he needs to read it twice because he's dum and a helicopter crashed into a foatball goal in china and the count of how many times something has crashed into a goal in the NES was at least at four. Anyway, George went over to China to investigate and find the talibans who all simultaneously had a heart attack before they could do anything so instead George rebuilt the football goal and everyone was happy, until George Bush failed to have a heart attach himself And got in an airplane to visit New Zealand but the plane had a heart attack and jumped out to outer space through a black hole and went back in time to the year 1732 and found a flying De lorien And lived of Dodos for two years, thus making them extinct and after somehow managing to double the cancer rate in the world He settled into a big fluffy armchair in which he was later assasinated by the little round ball called Po. po loved being a New member at BTH, which is how he met DJ who happened to be a big yellow chicken who got sloughtered and fried and eaten by a crazy pixel named the dot of doom whos ultimate goal in life was destroy every human and absorb their brains to make itself more intelligent so that my mum bans me from playing worms. xWDxWeaselKingx is very sad because he likes playing worms. A complete stranger sensed this sort of yellow mucky stuf that spontaniously flopped over the side of a large washbasin. Suddenly all life in the universe turned into pixels that were various colors (orange being the coolest) and the ruler of the pixels was of course The Evil Pixel. But a goodly pixel, The Good Pixel, challenged The Evil Pixel to a duel and lost (of course cause his pixel was yellow) and was banished to the realm of antipixels where pixels don't exist but antipixels do not either. Soon The Good Pixel realised that in fact nothing existed in the realm of anitpixels which was strange because the realm was meant for antipixels. So the The Good Pixel embarked on a two year antipixel introduction operation to the realm of antipixels. This would be done with the help of the now-well-known pixelologist Po, the little bouncy ball who was 95 years old by the time they had finished, and he had a heart attack. Po was rushed to hospital, but it was too late to save him. On his death bed, Po said to The Good Pixel, "I've led a good life. Please, make sure I am never brought back to life. I wouldn't be able to bear it." And then Po was dead. The Good Pixel Comitted suicide by doing or should that be using a life trandference machine with Po so that Po was brought back to life. So Po had to find a way of commiting suicide which was fairly easy considering the amount of dynamite around And the fact that his mum has been angrily trying to punish him for breaking the window 90 years ago and finish this stupid story, but didnt have success and the guards dodn't like the fact he tried to end this story so they realised that Hot Gravy should infact stop adding "" to the ends of his posts and they all lived long hapily after that , but this big skorpion came and kicked this lovely green jelly, which started rolling down the hill and rolled and rolled till it hitted coca cola can, making a big mess around the large squib that was anominously eating HOT Gravy but then it started to rain and they went to a really really really very huge house filled with pixels and worm guts where they got drunk and started hitting themselves with cricket bats till it became late, so they felt asleep and dreamt of Sheep jumping over fences, but tbey all blew up and killed a non-existent pigeon called Bob. This caused an uproar with the colony of non-existent pigeons who decided to move to cheesecake land so they could call themselves anon and ask the pixel stupid questions to piss him off the get blamed by the pixel blamer and then the two got in a fight and then they settled down and became good friends. But the lovely green jelly, who had found its way into its own dream, wasn't happy about this so the jelly went and killed George Bush, which resulted in the world suddenly becoming a big black hole that turned into a pixel. This pixel then spat out the earth and began tormenting the great God known as Fghiluq Or in english, Chickenhead and pooped on the earth and then finally after long hard years of shitting, thsi stupid thing ended. THE FUKING END except for the fact that ArA was killed by a 40-tone tank and the pixle continued shiting and then Mr. Mole came to the rescue again, so we could change the subject to him but then suddenly we changed the subject again and a nuke was dropped and *FLASH* all the worms were dead and a necromancer worm who had somehow survived the nuke, started bringing the worms back to life to serve in his evil army but accientally brought insanitoon back to life, (the idiot) and insanitoon ran around with his magic penis/automobile and started collecting money from ppl to buy the deadly viagra pill and shoved it up someones ass while cheeetar asked what had changed since he left the site and people replied that life had been so much better without you and cheeetar shot EvilWeevil aka Bastardman and EvilWeevil didn't care and imprisoned Cheeetar for life and then for some reason EvilWeevil imprisoned Cheeetar with all he had which wan't anything so Cheeetar wasn't imprisoned and shot EvilWeevil again, then insanitoon came and andandI 4got and suddenly the story took a dramtic turn in events due to the fact that ZoGgEr!'s computer blew up causing the universe to rewind. there once was a bouncy ball called po who took at dump and it became insanitoon, Po' realised this was a BIg mistake as soon as insanitoon spawned cheetar from his anus which would keep restarting the story until insanitoon and Cheeetar either stopped f*cking up the story or left BTP forever. There once was a little bouncy ball called Po who was walking along the street when he met a freaking maniac and his son, the maniac was called cheetar and his son, insanitoon, they both died so they could become the destroyers of the universe. but pixels put it back together peice by peice and the universe re-began without any bouncy balls but they all forgot about bouncy ball PO twin brother ! POO was not the name of Po's twin brother, which was actually Bo. Bo, who had somehow survied the evil uber poison gas, went to the supermarket and realised he had forgotten his swedish penis remover, (to protecthim from insanitoon) Bo was 1337 and got some more carrot to hold back the killer pink fluffy bunnies since he saw really huge EVIL BUNNY (snugy) which was holding his penis remover, which was removing the bunnies penis whilst one of the bunnies turned out to be a malfunctioned deathbot, killing all. then and then another robot called ArcBeetle killed the deathbot but that can't have happened because "then and then" doesn't make sense but it did happen becuase we don't care about that although some say it did happen, and some say it dont, Maxdamantus says it didnt happen, because it is a story, which is made up But, back to arcbeetle and the robo bunnies, they all turned on him and killed him, while deathobt was cloned so that he could live again or at least, that was the plan. But the mad docter made a mistake in his calculations but then the mad doctor's assistaint did the RIGHT thing. THE END!*** *pixels made it end **see btscrewup but the btpscrewup got invaded by the evil dots of doom! and then they invaded earth. but deathbot realised the evil dots of doom and the pixels were framed! to bring peace to ropers, btp had to become bta! arcbeetle died of blaming in the end. while the Mad Docter was busy building a huge Cannon capable of destroying the Earth but it went all wrong so the mad docter THING said "nooooooooooooo!" then, every charcter mentioned in the story blamed arcbeetle and Insanitoon's Pre-Planned Idea of BTA: blame the arcbeetle was recognised, and he made arcbeetle blaming robot mastication armies (mastication not mastibation) and the armies chewed of 100000 mighty warrior penis's whilst having sodas and salads at mcdonalds but they forgot that insanitoon didn't think of bta! it was deathbot, who at the moment, was blaming arcbeetle who remebered long ago on ATPB insanitoon said "lets all Blame arcbeetle" so insanitoon took his rejiem Co-leaded by deathbot into the Arcbeetle factory where insanitoon took out his V800 plasma automatic rifle and Deathbot blamed everything in the factory(his laser system was broken) and then a gigantic anvil fell from the sky and crushed the factory. Fortunatly nobody inside was seriously injured except the Pro-Arcbeetle robots, this made insanitoon insane and made deathbot who died, because ArcBeetle killed him zombified, but as an expectant hush filled the cascaded remains of what was arcbeetle factory #1 a large pillar erected itself and it said " u are all lucky that arcbeetle is dead. please blame him". so deathbot did so for the fifth time causing a nuclear-atomic reaction, that made him god#2-Mini so with his new god#2-mini powers, he made insanitoon and bloopy also god#3/4-mini and blamed arcbeetle 9999999 times at once. but he realised it wasn't over when he heard "we all live in the yellow arcmarine" by the arcbeatles on his radio only to find out "The ArcBeetle" sucked big ass and planned to kill deathbot, who was still still alive. when arcbeetle burst into the room deatbot was in. but as well as deathbot inside, he found po and the killer pink fluffy bunnies. po bounced on arcbeetle as hard as a bouncy ball could bounce and bunnies ate his penis and made it a flying shniza made this story non-having any sense becuz ur ppls english sux but it didn't have t omake sense coz it was the NES and den nobody understoon bcoz everybody used shorthandz n' every1 bcame 4 inch tal 4 usin' dem but they promised never to use them again, and so were returned to their normal size and arcbeetle was blamed and his penis eaten and turned into a flying shniza(which is anything disgusting u want it to be) and tghe flying shniza went to deathnot and asked, "where is the arcbeetle blaming, happy peanut?" and deathbot said "in your tiny pea-sized brain." the flying shniza was so depressed at hearing this that he commited suicide and arcbeetle cried his tears spawned shniza children who looked like arcbeetle but looked more like sandwiches to everyone else. This was bad news for them, as they were soon eaten by the Mad Docter and arcbeetle cried out some more this time his cries made shniza island, (home of the shniza people) explode, and the world was covered in 1 million hungry shniza demons(rally ugly whatever u wants), all rearing for flesh.so arcbeetle and deathbot had to unite and form faction of their own which was called "the place where deathbot kicks out arcbeetle and replaces him with bloopy, his creator" which was quickly re-named "the place where deathbot invites arcbeetle back and kills bloopy" and deathbot told bloopy that evilweevil said about bloopy and insanitoon decided they he might as well lead this faction cos it looks like its going nowhere very fast, so insaitoon said to deathnot secretly"dont interrupt" then said to arcbeetle"i need you to go and chech the coast is clear ok?" *arcbeetle checks*BOOM*arcbeetle is smithereens* so then deathbot replaces him with bloopy again and blames arcebeetle but none of it mattered because evil mechanical pencils suddenly fell from the sky! and created pixels the pixels ate all life on earth but the pixels were innocent, remeber? arcbeetle (tried to) eat all life on earth and the pencils rubbed him out and crapped thmselves causing none of this to have ever happened! Which was good news for arcbeetle, who was no longer being blamed and instead was a pimp in his 2550's wheelchair/home/anthuman car but deathbot, with all that "didn't" happen in his head, still blamed arcbeetle, for he knew it did happen without the use of soda creame and pretzels. It was then that the whole world took a breath because they had finally found a full stop in the story, saving millions worldwide and somehow reviving Po, the little bouncy ball, who decided to go on holiday to schnitzel island which didn't exist. meanwhile, a non-existant car crashed into nothing, casing noting to happen which really pissed off the King of Nowhere so he went on a kamikaze rampage kill millions of non-existant innocent nothing-people and after he got squisehd he non-existed in a nice non-existant £100000 mansion, where he had 7 non-existant children meanwhile the CONEP (colony of non-existent pigeons) decided to take over the non-existent world which concurrently non-existed i the LOLPWN AOL galaxy otherwise known as the non-existent galaxy. The CONEP developed a secret non-existent weapon the AOL TYPERBOMBLOLZ which when activated would piss off all non-existant lifeforms who typed normally, not like diseased micepeople meanwhile, in somewhere, something happened to someone(coz po got bored of non existant things happening) someone then went somewhere and f**ked someone in there something terrible. Meanwhile, the CONEP had become the COEP (colony of existent pigeons) and bta(blame the arcbeetle, still) became btda(blame the dead arcbeetle) and this story became out of hands so insanitoon asked god to blow up pixel world, and he did, so everyone on pixelworld was floating in their houses, which were in space, insanitoon was making a trip to the floating convienience stoe when he realised the pixels bought the last diet coke! he shouted "Where's my newspaper?!" following which there was a great silence and suddenly, out of nowhere, nothing happened. so insanitoon continued shopping until there was a loud crash and everything stopped floating the crash of course being that the store had colided with the ground since it was no longer floating. All the Coca-cola cans started rolling around the floor and suddenly all blew up, being shaken around like that. deathbot malfunctioned and, after a recent inspection of the nearest living doctor, was found to have malnutrition in his genitals so he was forced to hide until ppl stopped rating him down for no reason which of course was very funny, making clowns obsolete and so. the end was discovered to be nigh and nigh went and asked a toilet for money who was downloading manga porn at the time, when suddenly (!) forty-two milk shakes were spilt at exactly the same time, causing the end to stop being nigh and happening instaed a gae maen saed thaet hae is gae, making the letters a and e illegal, or as it is now known illgl and then nobody understoon and the BTIBHBG (Blame The Insanitoon By Having Bad Grammar) started and suddenly little kids went on to deathbot's web borwser and typed in "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm?????" which ld to prvrt sits (without a or e) and ppl kept using and and the prime minister said to stop and sum1 said "the prime minister isn't the boss of me!" and the prime minister got shot and watched pervo porno, with a's and e's in, which ledd to the great alphabetty soup soup war, wihch included soup alphabetand a hot swedish nurse/and or transvestite depending. on how attracted to her insanitoon was. as too much had happened in the stroy, deathbot had a head malfunction(like a hesdache, only worse.) because it made your nuts imploxinate, (explode with pixels from the inside) who were exploding because it was pixel breeding season and a certain pixel bred with brad wihich broadly brodded the breed which in turn caused a random worldwide earthquake destroyed the earth and so everyone moved to mars. many 3 year olds relied on bob the builder to recreate the earth on that day. suprisingly, he did decide to cut his foot off. But to do that, he needed a knife and then the three year olds decided to wail out "rbgnjrkgjrbguwieuhw845y9iu5h98egh89riye958htiueth9uioairugt847t4o8" real loud but nobody understood, so the story starts again from the beginning There once was a little bouncy ball called Po and it had very large feet which squashed New York and the feet i turn had tiny feet on them, which crushed new blork, the pixel new yoruk which caused world war 666 to happen which meant that satan had no idea what was going on in scotland which was just as well considering that satan was actually an overpowered human. meanwhile, groeprompoph decided to jump off a plane which then proceeded to crash into criket post in America and land on Atomic52s head. meanwhile in pink fluffy bunny land the incredibly gory blood hound season was beginning which meant over 10 million bunnies get slaughtered by dogs, this is because of a man named homosexual guy 3000 whom said "From this day on all thou bunnie will be slaughtered to a utterly disgusting death" and he thought What if i jumped off this here cliff? and he did it and died. the bunnies were safe. they re-painted the land pink and invaded earth. but deathbot gave his life to stop them. So everything worked out fine. But there was still the matter of the frying pan which disappeared into greasy air and was soon found by Larry the penguin. Larry took the frying pan and showed it to his wife Then he his wife had sex with him cuz of the frying pan, then the frying pan went rolling down the hill until it fell in the water and froze into a perectly shaped ice cube and floated around the arctic until i gathered enough ice to become an iceburg! And then global wamring hit the bomb which exploded, killing nobody which affected nothing, causing the nobody king to vomit out insanitoon, saying "man this guy really IS crazy" which meant that the frying pan continued to cease to exist so the non-existant pigeon took the non existant frying pan and everybody exist, but the existance is so big that you will need long time for understand this sentence but nobody could be bothered to understand that sentence so existence itself crashed into a telegraph pole in Kazacastahn and nobody existed except for a .42 shotgun, which what shot a dick as in the abbreviation for detective as in abbreviation for dicktormantolist, whih is basically a cereal killer, he prefers to kill frostiies but in his time of life, he isnt picky but he is tricky, so he tricked himself into the hole of ultimate darkness of all human kind and then something terrible happend and something terrible went up to the dick or cereal killer, and said, "in yourtime of life you cant be picky" and poured ultra falkes on him then (for something terrible had no eyes) raped a wall, thinking it was a pretty woman but the cereal killer had killed the ultra flakes which caused something terrible to do the cereals attacked the cereal killer in a shot so, yhe cereal killer turned into a cereal killer, which meant That a Canadian was born. but soon died of boredom and something terrible raped him, thinking he was a pretty man (he becamge a homosexual) and then excreted various colourful toys for their couch, (thinking it was his wife) most were excreted out if his anus, but some were excreted out of his penis, that caused him to cry in deep agony among the onions that were springing from the ground all of a sudden. This was strange because he then realised that whoever posted next was gay! so inanitoon went to candewy breffi and forgot the "s" in his name, making a grammar mistake which for some reason upset the balance of the universe, causing it to collapse and making a bang-bing also known as a bing bang making the whole universe to explode, also wormiverse explode, only 1 worm is still alive and it blew it's self up, which caused the big fiery explosion of the sun, therefore making a stinking smell that emitted from my bum and did nothing. Which meant that all non-existent things were never seen or mentioned again, the universe and wormiverse came back together, and everyone who had died came back to life, in a universe with no bombs and no missiles and everybody thought that's the end, but they forgot a forest with a nuclear base made my Mr Hussain Who had to undergo extremely delicate brain surgery then died of malnutrition, the old red bouncy ball, Po, found this out through a futuristc telegraph and was never seen again. He was smelled again however, since the telegraph pole stank of garbage and fish and thus began a paradox which involved at least five uses of the word "penis" then scottoons thought to himself, i shagged insanitoonsgrandmother with my penis, inadvertantly becoming his father leading to the girrafe fiasco of 1994 which turned into a russian cosmonaut, this of course was taboo because of the censor and the trap that trapped itself being trapped by a trapper who trapped himself with the clappy trappy crappo machine of trapping,the CTCMT, which was a homosexual in a hedroasexuals world so he went to the shops and said hi suddenly out of nowhere a ninja with a katana came and chopped everyone up, and then stole Mr hussains brain which looks like a penis, but smaller. and then the ninja went to the whitehouse with a crossbow loaded with a sword instead of a bolt and says: hi how are u doing and collapsed on the floor killed by the evil deamon of bad gramma for using the wrong tense before speaking. loudly. about the problems with universe and why it would just be better to have a system like the metabolic system, where something goes in, the good stuff is taken out, and the shit comes out the other way and then started wondering why this sentence was so long and decided to put a full stop in. Wow. oh wow was the breathing space good but Po wanted more, so he set out on a quest to put more punctuation in the world. Sadly he succeded,.,.,?!~ and we al,*># had to put more strange,,,punctuation in our sentences9.9., but then the atomic bomb went ka-blewy and ka-blewy went atomic bomb, which of course makes no sense, meaning that the man on isle 7 is SPAZ, and he dived for cover and gave a samll squirrel rabies which made the squirrel crazy and mad and it became a judgemental hypocit which. constantly said "1337 LEET, BABY!" and ran around looking for Pioneer322 because he knows that the meaning of life is not "42" but rather that he would and slap TheAbdBoy and thus make slapping TheAbdBoy the meaning of life and suddenly it started raining lemmings whilst large flimps came to a halt in front of the traffic lights of doom so called because the had bears that shoot lasers out of their eyes in them and killed people quite frequintly until Po came along and stuffed a peanut with spam so nobody wanted to visit the site www.apeanut.com cause of all the spam and then Danny_Phantom was shot in the head after he died, some guy called "Spam-Destroya" came and deleted all the spam in the world which meant deleting the whole of the NES But someone killed him before he could have deleates it.so there are three trees.In one there is a hole with a squirrel within.In the next there is a red point.And in the third there is the alpha-blog from Metroind Prime 2.Then suddenly everyone in the world simultaneously asked themselves "What if God smoked cannibus?" and a time paradox occured, and god was smoking some cannabis, so every drug dealer had a good life because god gave them money for their whole life.But what about vegetables?God don't eat vegetables.So there is no farmer any more.But farmers are important.They rise the vegetables and load the soundbank ,,Raffo's Soundbank''down. to a snail whose greatest achievement was eating 50 tonnes of salad in 24 hours And whose second greatest achievement was A pie which could talk and ate 50 tonnes of salad in 24 hours which was ironic and ate many happy, tasty rabbits, despite howls of protest from New York as well as howls of pain from old york which had a total population of six people Until 2.5 of them died and one was left stranded on an island made by the the opening of the dams of isengard

Your Comments: (show all 14 comments)

[]kikumbob Said:
wow..thats story should go for publishing..
[27.09.04 09:55 PM]

[B]shrooms Said:
someone fucked up the page =/
[26.11.04 09:56 PM]

[]joetheeskimo5 Said:
7th comment! :D
[27.11.04 09:27 PM]

[]Khuzad Said:
[quote=kikumbob]
wow..thats story should go for publishing..
[quote]
lol, yeah.
[22.12.04 08:08 PM]

[]Khuzad Said:

Quoted :: kikumbob

wow..thats story should go for publishing..

lol, yeah.

oops!
[22.12.04 08:08 PM]

[G]sgorilla Said:
WOW!
[03.01.05 12:26 PM]

[]HarrY Said:
Oh, my, god.
This is crap, the best connection people can come up with is "then" or "and".
:roll:
[16.01.05 09:02 PM]

[]kikumbob Said:
add to that everyones facination in extremly corny sex
[24.02.05 11:12 PM]

[G]sgorilla Said:
Hmm, i dare someone to try and read it ALL!
[26.11.05 01:45 PM]

[]concretedonkey Said:
i have read it
[19.12.05 03:59 AM]

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