BlameThePixel!

Ok, hardly anyone reads this forum, but I must alert you to the fact that our friend Rioter is horribly cursed. Ah, the marvel of Twitter and Facebook. Can anyone compare? I should start keeping track of things that go wrong for me, but I reckon my list would be really short. Let's examine Rioter's past 6 months.

- A plastic bag from the grocery store disintegrated, leaving him with a mess
- Repeatedly banned from MSDNAA
- Parents complaining because he doesn't act like an adult
- A hard drive died
- Formatted an old hard drive before checking whether data had completed copying to new one
- Locked out of his room
- Overfilled buses when he has a suitcase with him
- Caught in a torrential downpour on the 50 minute walk home, while walking uphill
- Got an ear infection
- Wages paid late
- Flat door not closing properly
- Windows Live Messenger wiped all of his contacts
- Numerous Macbook parts replaced
- Left his suitcase on the bus
- Locked out of his house multiple times
- Took 2.5 hours to get pizza he ordered
- Bank cards blocked and £300 taken by a French company
- Egg thrown outside his window
- Desktop soundcard buggered
- Got multiple colds
- Lost his key
- Broke a glass
- Needed a new motherboard
- Stepped on a pin
- Cut his finger
- DVD drive shattered a CD
- Lost his debit card
- Inflamed knee
- A girl puked on him
- PayPal account blocked
- Locked out of Hub Radio Studio
- Locked himself out of his sysdev project
- Drink he bought got stuck in the vending machine, and then a vending machine stole 64p
- Lost his calculator 2.5 hours before an exam
- Needed new speakers
- Someone damaged his Black Ops CD
- A chair broke while he was sitting on it
- Short circuited his computer
- Nearly burned himself in the shower

Not to mention all the fire alarms going off and flatmates making messes.

It's probably the pixel's fault, right?

good god. I've never seen someone with that much bad luck

How many computer's and parts does he need to go through? Unbelievable..

I didn't know Macbooks came in parts.

Rioter sounds like some awesome party animal, it's the only thing that makes sense

How the hell did you compose such a list!

Also, I live thanks to Old Bloopbeard alerted me to this thread.

Also, that CD that was shattered was my Worms CD (oh the irony)

The pixels did it, honest. They see everything that ever appears on your screen.

Everybody's Worms disc is destroyed by their drive sooner or later..

Does that make my brother a CD Drive?

There should be a TV segment called 'What Went Wrong With Rioter Today?'




CD Drive kinda rhymes with Seedy Guy.

Yes.

Yo. I gotta keep track of stuff that goes wrong for me from now on.

1. My clothes dryer is stuffed

I think Rioter is winning.

Eh oh, 2 in 3 days.

2. My car got scraped by a bus when I was driving to work

Oh shiz. That's shitty.

I think you jinxed yourself.

3. My PC is randomly resetting itself. I really should get a new one.