BlameThePixel!

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HOW YOUR HOUSE COULD GET LEVELLED TO THE GROUND:

1. Catching on fire
2. Freezing solid
3. Being destroyed by aliens
4. Being destroyed by bipedal robots
5. Being destroyed by aliens in bipdal robots
6. Nuked
7. Being ripped apart by giant tornadoes
8. Leveled by an army
9. Neglect
10. Used to build an assortment of objects, such as giant rafts, catapults, battering rams, and colossal stacks of paper

How could my house be BURNT to the ground if it freezes solid, ripped apart by giant tomatoes or leveled by the army?

Beats me. Science?

Edit: Oh, I see.

1 1951 Plymouth gin, Triple sec, olive *
2 After Eight Black Stallion vodka, Creme de cacao, Crème de menthe ***
3 A.J.’s Marvelous Martini Black Stallion, Sweet vermouth, cranberry juice, cocktail onions **
4 Alabama Sipper Southern Comfort, Black Stallion, oj, soda, lime, drop of grenadine ***
5 Alberto Martini Black Stallion Lemon vodka, cranberry juice, lemon twist ***
6 Aloha Peach schnapps, Black Stallion vodka, pineapple juice *****
7 Angel Martini Black Stallion vodka, Amaretto **
8 Appletini Black Stallion vodka, Triple sec, Sourz apple ***
9 Bagpipper Plymouth gin, Extra dry vermouth, Single malt scotch
10 Banana Split Banana, Crème de cacao, strawberry puree, pineapple, oj *****
11 Barf’n Marnie Cointreau, Triple sec **
12 Barman’s Special Plymouth gin, Dry Vermouth, angostura bitters, onion, olives, ice
13 Bellini Black Stallion vodka, Peach schnapps, Champagne, Sangria *****
14 Berry White Raspberry vodka, Triple sec, Chambord, splash of lime ****
15 Billy Jean Lychee, Absolut pear, Melon ****
16 Black Ice Black Stallion vodka, Sambuca, touch of Crème de menthe **
17 Beckford Bajan Blast Bacardi Dark rum, Banana, pineapple ***
18 Blondie Black Stallion vodka, Triple sec*
19 Bedtime for Brian Drambuie, Absolut Mandarin, oj **
20 Blue Hawaiian Blue curacao, Black Stallion, pineapple juice ****
21 Blue Heaven Rum, Amaretto, Blue curacao, lime and pineapple juice ****
22 Blue Sky Skyy vodka, Blue curacao **
23 Bombay Blue Bombay, Blue curacao, splash lime ***
24 Bon Bon Absolut Vanilia vodka, Creme d’cacao, Chambord, Kahlua ***
25 Bronx Martini Plymouth gin, Martini extra dry, Martini rosso, oj ***
26 Bullistic Red Bull (served with the can), Absolut Kurant ** +$2
27 Burnt Barmans Plymouth gin, Vermouth, Scotch, cocktail onion
28 California Margarita Tequila, Plymouth gin, lime juice **
29 Cantaloupe Concoction White rum, Melon liqueur, pineapple, oj ****
30 Captain America Tequila, lime, Blue curacao, grenadine **
31 Caramilk Black Stallion vodka, Crème de cacao, caramel ****
31 Casamo Black Stallion Vodka, Triple Sec, cranberry and lime juice, soda ***
33 Chambord Royal Absolut Kurant, Chambord, cranberry and pineapple juice *****
34 Chocolate Jack Black Stallion, Crème d’cacao, Jack Daniels, Dry vermouth *
35 Chocolate Martini Black Stallion vodka, Crème d’cacao, Triple sec ***
36 Christmas Black Stallion, Peppermint schnapps, cranberry ****
37 Cindy's Cherry Martini Grey Goose, Cherry Brandy **
38 Cosmopolitan Absolut Citron, Cointreau, lime and cranberry juice ****
39 Crantini Black Stallion vodka, Triple sec, cranberry juice ****
40 Crantini Citron Black Stallion Lemon vodka, cranberry juice ***
41 Creamed Jeans Absolut Kurrant, Parfait Amour, Blue Curacao, Cream ****
42 Creamsicle Black Stallion vodka, Advocaat, oj, milk ****
43 Damsel in Distress Absolut Citron, Cruzan coconut rum, orange and lime juice ****
44 Daydream Absolut Citron, Triple Sec, orange juice and a sugar rim ***
45 Desert Cactus Martini Tequila, Melon liqueur, cranberry and lime juice ****
46 Diamonds are Forever Plymouth gin, Scotch, olive
47 Diego Black Stallion vodka, Tequila, oj ***
48 Dirty Girl Plymouth gin, Vermouth, olive juice
49 Dirty Martini Plymouth gin, Black Stallion vodka
50 Disco Stu Raspberry vodka, Blue curacao, oj, lime juice, cherry ****
51 Double Screw Absolut Mandrin, oj, splash of soda ****
52 Duran Duran Raspberry vodka, Amaretto **
53 Eddy’s Party Girl Black Stallion, Peach Schnapps, Blue curacao, oj, pineapple juice ****
54 El Presidente Brandy, Light rum, Martini rosso *
55 Emerald Bacardi limon, Vermouth, Melon liqueur **
56 Espionage Bacardi limon, Crème de menthe **
57 Fancy Boy Blue curacao, Melon liqueur, Cruzan , cranberry and pineapple, grenadine ****
58 Five Alive ruby Red & Citron Absolut, Triple Sec, pineapple and lime juice ***
59 Flying Dutchman Plymouth gin, Triple sec, Blue curacao **
60 Formula 44d Jagermeister, Chambord **
61 Fourth Degree Plymouth gin, Pernod, Dry and sweet vermouth,
62 Freight Train Jack Daniels, Cointreau, oj ***
63 French Kiss Raspberry vodka, Chambord, pineapple juice ****
64 Funkee Monkee Lychee, Banana, Triple Sec, cranberry ****
65 Fuzzy Navel Black Stallion vodka, Peach schnapps, oj ****
66 Gibson Plymouth gin, Vermouth, onions
67 Gimlet Black Stallion, lime juice, lime twist **
68 Gin Martini Plymouth gin, Dry vermouth, olive
69 Godfather Scotch, Amaretto *
70 Golden Girl Plymouth gin, Sherry, angostura bitters


71 Goldfinger Black Stallion, Goldschlager *
72 Green Lantern Black Stallion, Melon liqueur, pineapple, splash of soda ***
73 Guru Plymouth gin, Chambord, cranberry juice ***
74 Gypsy Black Stallion vodka, Plymouth gin, Vermouth
75 Hurricane Plymouth gin, Vermouth, pineapple juice **
76 Ice Berg Plymouth gin, Absolut Kurant, Absolut Citron, Crème de menthe **
77 Idiot Absolut Vanilia, Kahlua, espresso **
78 In and Out Martini Black Stallion, Vermouth, lemon twist, olive
79 In the Blue Black Stallion, Crème de cacao, Triple sec *
80 Jackie O Absolut Mandrin, Apricot brandy, pineapple juice, grenadine ***
81 Jaguar Roartini Absolut Citron, Blue curacao, Triple sec, lime juice ***
82 Jamaican Tosser Dark rum, Amaretto, Vermouth, pineapple juice ***
83 Jennifer Love Hewwit Absolut Mandrin, cranberry juice ****
84 Jewel Black Stallion, Plymouth gin, grenadine *
85 Kamikaze Absolut, Triple sec, Peach schnapps, lime and cranberry juice *****
86 Killer Kool Aid Black Stallion, Amaretto, Melon liqueur, cranberry juice *****
87 Lounge Lizard Black Stallion vodka, Blue curacao, oj ****
88 Lava Lamp Absolut, Blue curacao, oj, honey ****
89 Lemon Drop Black Stallion Lemon vodka, squeeze lemon, pinch of sugar **
90 Lemon Martini Black Stallion Lemon vodka, Dry vermouth, cranberry juice **
91 Liars Martini Plymouth gin, Triple sec, Dry vermouth, Sweet vermouth
92 Lime Light Black Stallion, Melon liqueur, grapefruit juice ***
93 Lychee Lover Lychee liqueur, Absolut Citron, grapefruit and lychee juice **
94 Melon liqueur Ball Black Stallion, Plymouth gin, Melon liqueur, pineapple, lime juice ****
95 Melon liqueur Dramatic Black Stallion, Melon liqueur, cranberry and lime juice ***
96 Meltdown Absolut mandrin, Cruzan coconut rum, oj, and pineapple juice *****
97 Midnight Espresso Absolut Vanilia, Kahlua, Baileys, espresso ***
98 Millennium Absolut, Jagermeister, cranberry juice, lime twist **
99 Money-Pennys Black Stallion vodka, Chambord, cranberry juice, cherry ***
100 Mrs. Robinson Black Stallion Lemon vodka, oj, orange slice ***
101 Naked Glacier Black Stallion vodka, Peppermint schnapps, sugar rim *
102 Nancy Boy Raspberry vodka, Cointreau, cranberry and lime juice, grenadine *****
103 Negroni Plymouth gin, Campari, Dry vermouth
104 Nooner Cranberry Vodka, Captain Morgan, pineapple juice ****
105 Nutbar Black Stallion vodka, Crème de cacao, Amaretto **
106 Orange Martini Absolut Mandrin, Cointreau *
107 Orange Orgasm Absolut Mandrin, Triple sec, oj ***
108 Opus Black Stallion vodka, Grasshopper wheat ale, dry vermouth *
109 Peanut-Butter and Jelly Frangelico, Chambord, cranberry ***
110 Pear Martini Black Stallion vodka, Pear liqueur *
111 Pink Diamond Cranberry vodka, Sourz peach, pineapple, cherry ****
112 Pink Gin Plymouth gin, angostura bitters
113 Pink Lady Plymouth gin, cream, grenadine**
114 Pitbull Black Stallion vodka, cranberry and grapefruit ***
115 Purple Butterfly Plymouth gin, Blue curacao, cherry whiskey **
116 Purple Haze Black Stallion Lemon vodka, Chambord **
117 Purple Nurple Parfait amour, Cranberry vodka, lime, grenadine *****
118 Riptide Cruzan coconut rum, Blue curacao, pineapple juice *****
119 Romulan Absolut Citron, Absolut Kurant, Blue curacao ***
120 Rusty Nail Scotch, Drambuie
121 Sex at Sunset Black Stallion, Sweet red vermouth, Frangelico, Amaretto **
122 Silver Bullet Black Stallion, Blended scotch, Dry vermouth
123 Sour Apple Black Stallion vodka, Sourz apple **
124 Squishy Amaretto, grenadine, milk, cranberry juice *****
125 Stallion Sweet Martini Black Stallion Lemon vodka, Sweet vermouth*
126 Surfer Black Stallion vodka, Cruzan coconut rum, Banana **
127 Surfers on Acid Jagermeister, Cruzan coconut rum, pineapple ***
128 The Cecil Colt 45 Ale, Rye, garnish cigarette butt (well...maybe not)
129 The Trance Chambord, Black Stallion Lemon vodka, oj, splash soda ***
130 133 Plymouth gin, Dry vermouth, Blue curacao, bitters
131 The Grand Black Stallion vodka, Cointreau, Amaretto **
132 The Man with the Golden Gun Plymouth gin, Dry vermouth, lemon twist
133 Tropical Black Stallion, White rum, pineapple juice ***
134 True Romance Chambord, Butterripple Schnapps, Irish Cream ****
135 Ultimate Black Stallion Lemon vodka, Cointreau, cranberry and lime juice ***
136 Ultraviolet Parfait amour, Cranberry vodka **
137 Velour Black Stallion, Blue curacao, cranberry juice ****
138 Violetta Absolut Kurant, Cranberry vodka *
139 Vodka Martini Black Stallion vodka, Vermouth, olive
140 Windex Black Stallion, Triple sec, Blue curacao ***
141 Zeus Golden Pear liqueur, Banana liqueur, Peach schnapps, oj *****

I did not copy and paste this from the place ui had a brithday party.

ediot:
fuck i'm drink.

Om nom, *crash*?

uh

I had the Ultimate, The Cecil, Bullbuster, Bagpipper, and the Gibson.
3.5 of those drinks turned me into a man.

It puts hair on yer chest.

I didn't notice a change
I want some of these on my 21th Bdey

So if girls drink these, is that what causes them to grow hair on their nipples?




Only at Vicious Circle in Calgary. Might wanna come here for that.

Hairy nipples. WAT?

You know, nipple hair?

usually seen on cavewomen

Dude, that shit's nasty. Fuck.

It's actually kinda sexy. It's not like pubic hair, where it gets stuck in your teeth.