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I Give To You Knock Knock jokes!

More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!

Knock, Knock
Whos there?
I know it's you.
Crap.

Knock, knock
Whos there?
A talking pig.
Pigs cant talk.
Neither can penguins, but I cant shut him up! Wait till you get a load of the dancing candelabra

Knock, knock
Whos there?
You want to buy a kitten?
You want to buy a kitten who?
Make pretty pet.
Im allergic to cats.
Taste good, too?

Knock, knock
Whos there?
You sure you dont want buy a little kitten?
Yes, Im sure.
Could make one cute fuzzy glove?

Knock, knock
Whos there?
Ted Bundy
Ted Bundy who?
Let me in, meat!
No!
I mean Hello I am Santa Claus.
Yay! Santa!

Knock, knock
Whos there?
A Predator drone-launched Hellfire missile.
Saddam, I think its for you!

Knock, knock
Whos there?
Gandalf the Gray Wizard, friend to hobbits and elves!
Dork-ass loser.
Dont hit me! Dont hit me!

Knock, knock
Whos there?
My mouth is full of spiders.
My mouth is full of spiders who?
I didnt kill the baby. It was made out of popcorn. Popcorn baby! I need a bucket - my knuckles are melting
Man, you have got to lay off the cough syrup.

Knock, knock
Whos there?
Hitler
Hitler who?
Hitler: German, dictator, mass murderer. Little mustache? One testicle? HEIL ME! Ring a bell?
I thought you were someone else.
How is that possible? There is only ONE HITLER!
Nope. Went to school with a Nelson Hitler.
Youre just trying to annoy me now.
Do you really have just one testicle?
Youd think I miss it, but I dont

Knock, knock
Whos there?
Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.
What, and that makes you special?

Knock, knock
Whos there?
Some.
Some who?
Some asshole of a Legend telling you knock, knock jokes. .
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what does ---luly---- mean :D
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sry, i wanted to write lulz, but had the damn english keyboard layout active, were y and z is switcherydood.
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knock knock
Whos there
Shirley
Shirley who???
Surely you can open the door!

ha!


heres a few rime like stuff

Hickory dickory dock,
Two mice ran up the clock,
The clock struck one,
But the other one got away.


Jack be nimble, Jack be quick,
Jack jump over the candlestick.
Jack! Your pants are on fire!


Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the King's horses,
And all the King's men,
Ate scrambled egg for two weeks.





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Quoted :: NBDLegendKiller


I Give To You Knock Knock jokes!

More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!

Knock, Knock
Whos there?
I know it's you.
Crap.

Knock, knock
Whos there?
A talking pig.
Pigs cant talk.
Neither can penguins, but I cant shut him up! Wait till you get a load of the dancing candelabra

Knock, knock
Whos there?
You want to buy a kitten?
You want to buy a kitten who?
Make pretty pet.
Im allergic to cats.
Taste good, too?

Knock, knock
Whos there?
You sure you dont want buy a little kitten?
Yes, Im sure.
Could make one cute fuzzy glove?

Knock, knock
Whos there?
Ted Bundy
Ted Bundy who?
Let me in, meat!
No!
I mean Hello I am Santa Claus.
Yay! Santa!

Knock, knock
Whos there?
A Predator drone-launched Hellfire missile.
Saddam, I think its for you!

Knock, knock
Whos there?
Gandalf the Gray Wizard, friend to hobbits and elves!
Dork-ass loser.
Dont hit me! Dont hit me!

Knock, knock
Whos there?
My mouth is full of spiders.
My mouth is full of spiders who?
I didnt kill the baby. It was made out of popcorn. Popcorn baby! I need a bucket - my knuckles are melting
Man, you have got to lay off the cough syrup.

Knock, knock
Whos there?
Hitler
Hitler who?
Hitler: German, dictator, mass murderer. Little mustache? One testicle? HEIL ME! Ring a bell?
I thought you were someone else.
How is that possible? There is only ONE HITLER!
Nope. Went to school with a Nelson Hitler.
Youre just trying to annoy me now.
Do you really have just one testicle?
Youd think I miss it, but I dont

Knock, knock
Whos there?
Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.
What, and that makes you special?

Knock, knock
Whos there?
Some.
Some who?
Some asshole of a Legend telling you knock, knock jokes. .


You just don't get it. You hav'ent even seen how exiting WWP is. :twisted:

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Quoted :: NBDLegendKiller


I Give To You Knock Knock jokes!

More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!

Knock, Knock
Whos there?
I know it's you.
Crap.

Knock, knock
Whos there?
A talking pig.
Pigs cant talk.
Neither can penguins, but I cant shut him up! Wait till you get a load of the dancing candelabra

Knock, knock
Whos there?
You want to buy a kitten?
You want to buy a kitten who?
Make pretty pet.
Im allergic to cats.
Taste good, too?

Knock, knock
Whos there?
You sure you dont want buy a little kitten?
Yes, Im sure.
Could make one cute fuzzy glove?

Knock, knock
Whos there?
Ted Bundy
Ted Bundy who?
Let me in, meat!
No!
I mean Hello I am Santa Claus.
Yay! Santa!

Knock, knock
Whos there?
A Predator drone-launched Hellfire missile.
Saddam, I think its for you!

Knock, knock
Whos there?
Gandalf the Gray Wizard, friend to hobbits and elves!
Dork-ass loser.
Dont hit me! Dont hit me!

Knock, knock
Whos there?
My mouth is full of spiders.
My mouth is full of spiders who?
I didnt kill the baby. It was made out of popcorn. Popcorn baby! I need a bucket - my knuckles are melting
Man, you have got to lay off the cough syrup.

Knock, knock
Whos there?
Hitler
Hitler who?
Hitler: German, dictator, mass murderer. Little mustache? One testicle? HEIL ME! Ring a bell?
I thought you were someone else.
How is that possible? There is only ONE HITLER!
Nope. Went to school with a Nelson Hitler.
Youre just trying to annoy me now.
Do you really have just one testicle?
Youd think I miss it, but I dont

Knock, knock
Whos there?
Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.
What, and that makes you special?

Knock, knock
Whos there?
Some.
Some who?
Some asshole of a Legend telling you knock, knock jokes. .


You just don't get it. You hav'ent even seen how exiting WWP is. :twisted:

And since you have only W:A i think that you need to see WF.:twisted::twisted:

But on to my good points. Visit this page.


Belle, please stop acting like a retarded bot.
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