BlameThePixel!

ok this is just awesome

What Makes Life 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100%?

If

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented

as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then,

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,

B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far .........

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

will take you.


isint tht awesome

I lol'd.

Where did you get this from?

me and me best make random jokes
but this one isint ours
unfortunitly
im not to sure were i got it but it was from a joke site a week ago i just saved it in notepad hehe

Ohh heres one me and my m8 made up its called
--->Close Enough For Government<---
Three young boys were fighting over whose dad was the best.

\"My dad is so good he can shoot an arrow, run after it, get in front of it, and catch it in his bare hands.

\"My dad is so good that he can shoot a gun, run after the bullet, get in front of it and catch it in his bare hands.

\" I've got you both beat. My dad's so good because he works for the city. He gets off work at 5:00 and is home by 4:30.\"


and this one


--->Supermarket Mother<---

A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally, he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him.
"Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son who just died recently."

"I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "Is there anything I can do for you?"

"Yes," she said. "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Goodbye mother'? It would make me feel much better."

"Sure," answered the young man. As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye mother!"

As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50. "How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!"

"Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.

Hahaha! That was pretty good, True too!

hehe thx man

i remember it its funny^^

haha thts good man
who wants sme Knock knock jokes???

you already posted them

hehe yea i know more is comeing