BlameThePixel!

^ Thinks weird
< Doesn't think
v Is a nerd

^ is a nerd more than I am (I don't were glasses)
< has a PSP
v borrowed a Modem last Wednesday.

^ Knows nothing about me
< Is a bad person and beats up nerds
v Is a crossdresser

^ Knows too much

< Lies about being a crossdresser

v Has the intelligence of a flea

^ OMG LOL ROFL
< LOL ROFL OMG
v ROFL OMG LOL

^ Made and awful post.
< is feeling disgrutled.
v Forgot to bring the milk in.

^ Likes to put his face over those rubber domes that you turn inside out and fly up into the air when they pop

< Is wearing yellow

V Likes to lick the sticky side of duck-tape

^ got a camera to catch me liking it

< thinks it would taste like chicken

v will download the video of me eating the duck-tape

^ Seems to really like tape
< Is wearing a Metallica shirt
v Is a twat waffel

^ I'm with stupid

< prays he gets accepted for job in PC World

v enjoys eating pie's

^ Knows me all too well
< Found out yesterday he was an Atheist... scary.
v Sux

^ Lies

< Really lies

V Wishes he/she could lie

(Oh Runt, those PC World guys are fuckers, you only have to look at their adverts that tell you absolutely bugger all about the specifications of laptop, like screen size and that it has integrated WiFi and not a jot about processor or RAM speed.)
^ Is not really a king or an alien
< Needs more cheese
V Likes the bottom bunk

(Oh, Pope. They do talk about processor speeds, but what makes me laugh is when they go "And a whopping speed of 1.4 GHz!")
^ Is the real Pope. Possibly.
< Was always on the top bunk. Always.
v Was under me. Always.

Off-Topic: Well my friend, what makes me different to them is that I know what I'm talking about. Which I think will get me quite far if I get accepted (key word: IF)




Kikumbob, I've worked for Currys.Digital for nearly a year now. I've never heard or said that. Although I might do from now on

NOT

Anyway....

^ is a very cool guy (you are too Pope, don't get jelous )

< can't break himself away from DOD: Source)

v I'm with stupid (again, can't think of anything else)