BlameThePixel!

The British are following the pinch in relation to recent bombings and
have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon,
though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even
"A Bit Cross".

Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940, when tea
supplies all but ran out! Terrorists have been recategorized from
"Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a
"Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the last Michael Jackson
concert.

Also, the French Government announced yesterday that it has already
raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher
levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate." The rise was
precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag
factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

It's not only the English and French that are on a heightened level of
alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and
Excitedly" to "Elaborate Militant Posturing." Two more levels remain:
"Ineffective Combat Operation" and finally "Change Sides."
The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful
Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They still
have two more higher levels, which are "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose."

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday, as usual, and the only
threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

*waits to be flamed*

*Flames*

I'm geussing you didn't write that.

I'm surprised they released "Snakes On A Plane" (being the quote-fest!) at a time like this.

Nope, you are indeed corrct. My dad sent it to me via email this afternoon.
Made me laugh anyway