BlameThePixel!

Billy Conally is a genious. From his DVD:

Has anyone ever thought about cannabilism? Sure it's not the nicest thing, but think about it... We have all this, "Theres too many people but not enough food" thing and people are crying about it and everything. But if we just ate one person, just one, the problem would be halved! Is that too much to ask, I could eat someone you don't like and you can eat someone that I don't like.

Then we can eat the unemployed, another problem solved! Then we can eat the peolpe in the jail, another problem solved! Then we can eat the homeless, and then think "Ohh fuck they could have lived in the jail!"

Hah that's brilliant

Bill bailey is another comic genius:- "Three guys walk into a bar, one of them is a bit stupid and the whole scene unfolds with tedious invevitibility...."
and:- "Some one asked me 'Hey, Bill, are you an optimist?' So I replied 'I hope so!'"

Lee Evans ftw. His new DVD the XL tour is brilliant.

"Theres one thing I don't understand, Bats are blind, and they only come out at night"

"Whats the difference? And they hang upside down? I wonder if they know that they're upside down?"

Bill Bailey's Cosmic Jam: "What I want to do next....Well, what I really want to do is grow my beard long enough so I can weave it into my pubes and play it like a harp"