BlameThePixel!

Stabbage D with my butter knife of dewm.

I just made up a new explanation of what the flying fuck POKEMON means.

POKE da MONsters

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ReadMe hands Glenn a knife.
ReadMe: Stab him once so he'll be getting to near death. The preists will start praying and we'll be done.
Glenn: Okay.
Glenn rushes at Kyle, but Kyle see's Glenn. He knocks the knife out of Glenn's hands and then punches him. Glenn falls to the ground. Hershey catches the knife in the air.
Hershey: Mofo.
Hershey points.
Hershey: Oh em gee! Double-you tea eff! A distraction!
Kyle: I'm not fucking stupid.
Kyle throws a pen at Hershey and impales itself into his arm. Hershey drops the knife.
Kyle: What are you guys trying to do?
ZoGgEr! picks up the knife from the ground.
Kyle: Oh shit.
ZoGgeR! thrusts the knife at Kyle, but Kyle grabs the blade of the knife and doesn't get cut. Kyle stabs ZoGgEr! in the leg. ZoGgEr! collapses.
Kyle: Where's my fucking money? Was this a trap to kill?
Bloopy: We're doing this for a good cause you asshole.
Bloopy takes the knife out of ZoGgEr!'s leg.
Kyle: Just give up, you'll all fail.
Bloopy thrusts the knife at Kyle, but he dodges. Kyle trips Bloopy and knocks him out. Kyle takes the knife an throws it at the wall. It stays in the wall. Kyle runs to the door. Suddenly, the knife goes right through the back of his neck. Pioneer takes the knife out and starts going stabbity. C-P1x3l enters the room.
C-P1x3l: What's going on?
The preists and Pope start chanting. Kyle loses all his energy to live and a trail of light moves from him to C-P1x3l.
C-P1x3l: WHAT THE FUCK?
C-P1x3l goes to attack the preists. ReadMe get's in the way. C-P1x3l knocks him out. But it's too late. All the light has been transfered into C-P1x3l and he begins shrinking. He becomes less pixelated and more sexier.
Pioneer322: C1, welcome back.
C1 was lieing on the floor, he groans. He opens his eyes and stands up.
C1: Pio! Thanks alot. The pixels were controling my mind. I couldn't do anything.
Pioneer322: That's alright C1, no harm was done. We're done our job. Pope, get these guy's healed.
Two days later. At Zog's Desert House + obelisk
(Listening to the radio)
Psymon: In other news: C-P1x3l has been rid of thanks to Pioneer322. Kyle was sacrificed in order to kill him and a new Pixel Pet store is opening up! All the injured are okay and it's another day in Pixville II.
(Not listening anymore)
ZoGgEr!: Congratulations Pio, you're Pixville II's hero now.
Pioneer322: It wasn't much.
TheAbdBoy: You did teh unpossible!
C1: You made me human again. Remember, most things are irreverable.
ReadMe: Just don't do it again. Okay?
C1: Heh.
Glenn: I guess this is the end of our small adventure and best of all, more more Kyle!
ZoGgEr!: Yep indeedo.
Everyone laughs.
Voice in everyones head: Mwhahahahahahaha!

AND THAT CONCLUDES OUR CYOA.

But it's left open ended. Which means that we'll have another one when you get back from your vacation (probably)?

Now if only I could get better at wielding knives...

Glenn. Shut your mouth.

Nice story

thnks kosahd. i kina had ritewrs blcok

That ruffliy translates into: "Thanks Khuzad. I kinda had writers block"

(Drunk+tired people shouldn't post)

aer yuo meaking fnu of mer?

No, I'm not meaking fnu of you. I'm helping all the other people who can't read Drunk-Canadain.

I vote A) Have another CYOA

Great ending. We'll start a new thread when he comes back or something..

shhh..... I have a sequal planned up.