BlameThePixel!

I got this from a friend that lives in Hawaii today. Enjoy!

Arkansas Translations of Computer Jargon

1. Log On - Makin a wood stove hotter.
2. Log Off - Don't add no more wood.
3. Monitor - Keepin an eye on the wood stove.
4. Download - Gettin the farwood off the truk.
5. Mega Hertz - When yer not kerful gittin the farwood.
6. Floppy Disk - Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood.
7. RAM - That thar thing whut splits the farwood.
8. Hard Drive - Gittin home in the winter time.
9. Prompt - Whut the mail ain't in the winter time.
10. Windows - Whut to shut wen it's cold outside.
11. Screen - Whut to shut wen it's blak fly season.
12. Byte - Whut them damn flys do.
13. Chip - Munchies fer the TV.
14. Micro Chip - Whut's in the bottom of the munchiebag.
15. Modem - Whut cha did to the hay fields.
16. Dot Matrix - Old Dan Matrix's wife.
17. Lap Top - Whar the kitty sleeps.
18. Keyboard - Whar ya hang the damn keys.
19. Software - Them damn plastic forks and knifs.
20. Mouse - Whut eats the grain in the barn.
21. Mainframe - Holds up the barn roof.
22. Port - Fancy Flatlander wine.
23. Enter - Northerner talk fer "C'mon in y'all."
24. Random Access Memory - Wen ya cain't 'member whutya paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks.
25. Mouse Pad - That hippie talk fer the rat hole.

Kind of funny.




Reminds me of winter in Alberta, Canada.


Canada has 2 Seasons, Winter and Road Repair.

thats what I thought they ment :/

LMFAO GLENN

Especially love:




So clever!

XD Nice ones Glenn

"5. Mega Hertz" that one was great

Again DJ, shut up and stop giving Canada a bad name. Mind you that one is true

O man thats funny But true