BlameThePixel!

gonna role play trench warfare here, and i need some cracters

the caracters are sarge, captin and medic. You can only control 1 caracter, its either one of these or the caracter u made up. you can make up how 2 caracter acts aswell.

this is set in 1939, WW2 so no fancy modern weapons and i dont want wizzardry here. Want it 2 be realistic, but still funny.

only 1 team will be acted out, every 1 who takes part is on the same team. You can still act out their screams n stuff.


the war has just begun, trenches have been built all lover germany.

well beable 2 start as soon as we get all the caracters.

Can I just be a soldier?

Name: Blinkah
Occupation: Soldier for 2 years
Bio: Used to be on a crew of pirates, but had to walk the plank. Somehow he escaped and joined the army.

Blinkah chokes down some bitter coffee that reminds him of dirt. Then he fetches his shotgun and plops down into the trech. A worm next to him is repairing some barbed wire.

name: HarrY
occupation: medic
bio: he recently went 2 med school, only just passed it and made it as a medic in the war. HarrY is also armed with a shot gun, for protection. that + whats the the caracter creation thread.

HarrY looks around the trench, he thinks 2 him self"this war is pure hell, there is just to much death here." he warns the worm fixing the barb wire 2 watch his him slef, your head could be shot any second now.

A moment later, a gunshot echoes and smoke rises from the headless neck of the worm. Blinkah jumps up in anger and fires two shotgun rounds towards the enemy and then drops down to reload.

HarrY throws down his gun and imediatly begins 2 clear up the dead body parts and mutters to himself "i told him do keep his head down, but noooo he wanted 2 get shot"

A worm next to Blinkah pricks his finger on the barbed wire. "OOOOWWWWW" The worm runs over to Harry and shows him the microscopic bead of blood, begging for a bandage.

Blinkah hurries over and drags the worm back to position. "Tough, soldier! You need to be tough! We're not in kindergarten anymore!"

The worm grumbles a bit, and then decides to fire a few shotgun blasts into the air. Blinkah's eyes widen and he slams the worm out of the way with the butt of his gun as the bullets nearly come down and kill the creature.

Blinkah sighs. "These guys will never learn," he mutters to Harry.

we realy need some more ppl, we need a captin at least

ime running out of things 2 say, so we realy need more caracters

Capt. Psymon: Come on, You dirty little runts. I've seen More kills by maggots.

Right, The plam!

Random solider: Plam?

Capt. Psymon: Plam! Like a plan but More skillful. We go around the back on the right flank.

Edit: I think i'll get it right once

dont you ever make me say things, control your own caracter plz.

edit: ty 4 changeing it

oh and wtf is a "flank"????

*out of RP* It's a side or around the back. I think I know it used To go around the side.
*Back to the RP*

Capt. Psy: Ready. Steady, Stelth.

Everyone charged around to the right side of the battlefield.

HarrY stands on guard for any sudden deaths. Whilst he is poised 4 action he is thinking 2 himself "what a crappy plan, everyone will die"

Ahhh, That's where your wrong, As they go around the right, Proberly to centian deaths. We Will bring a tank in, take it through the battle field and blast the Axis army to doom.

The enemy sees our tank creeping through the field. An enemy solider warns the captin. The captin imediatly. The tank is bomarded with grenades and shell fire.

Capt. psy: Right, fire the turret, and man the mach. guns, And full speed ahead.

We have to blow a hole through their defences, So the rest of our army can get through. It's a bit of a long shot but it's possible

HarrY is having 2 work extreamly fast now that loads of soliders just got hit. He stitches up as many wounds as he can and then sends them of 2 a M*A*S*H unit for the proper clean up. HarrY mutters 2 himslef "i knew this plan would fail"