BlameThePixel!

REPEAT: THIS IS NOT A BAR FIGHT! This is basically the place to role-play in a quite setting. Of course once in a while we can have a little brawl. This isn't a chatroom either. You shouldn't say:

Blinkah: Hi
Other guy: Well, hi!

*kicks other guy*

no no no. This is an RPG. You sort of write what happens like

Blinkah slithered over to Other guy and said "Hi." Then he kicked the other guy.

Everyone has their own style, but please make it a good rpg. Thank you

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Blinkah slithered over to the bartender, glanced at the price for drinks, and punched him in the side of the head. He climbed over the unconscious body, got an ale, and sat down at a table, waiting for someone else to come in. After waiting for a moment he got back up and changed the price to FREE and dumped the greedy bartender outside.

Psymon: Yo, Blinkah, How ya doing.

*psymon Needs Beer

Psymon: Who said That

*Psymon ponders

Psymon: Yeah, That.

Ahem, Psymon??

*motions to my first post*

Blinkah hits Psymon with his cane for breaking the rules.

Psymon$1: hey, I had fun, So no rules were Broken

Anyway.....

Psymon$1: What Was that for? I need a snooker cue to smash over your head.

*Psymon needs a snooker cue to smash over Blinkah's head

Handy guy: Here's a snooker cue to smash over Blinkah's head

Psymon: Thanks.

*psymon Decides To slam it over his head instead.

Blinkah sighs and hands Psymon an ale. "Have a drink, you'll need strength, becuase I heard throughout the town that there's a band of bandits coming this way, and the townsfolk will probably call on us warriors!"

*enter HarrY running around the bar franticly*

HarrY: the bandits are comeing the bandits are comeing, quick qucik, find skunk we need skunky

Guybrush trips over the unconsious body of the bartender and stumbles through the doorway landing heavily on the table where psymon and blinkah are sitting, knocking their drinks across the room.

He offers to buy them a drink but they point out that they are now free so they all sit down to discuss what to do about the impending threat of the bandits.

Glenn$1enters the bar, sits down next to the group, and pulls out a deck of cards.

'Alright, the bandits are keeping close tabs on us, so let's pretend we're playing a friendly game of poker while we discuss the situation'

The others agree, and the game commences.

Suddenly a giant Evil Alien walks in!

Muahahaha I have teamed up with your bandits and if you continue to plan against them I shall destroy you!

then sudenly again fuzzball comes in with a bannana bomb and as cool as a cucumber said " astalavistapunks" and blows up the poor evil dude

Psymon:Oooooo Ooooo, Go fish.

RUN HE HAS A BOMB AND MY CAPS LOCK GOT STUCK. Fixed it.

*psymon pulls out His staff Prods Fuzz.

Fuzzball: owch

fuzzball then prods psymon and eats the bannana then gets out his lighter and flickes it on then makes a cool fireball (his inworman power) and shoots the stupid alien becouse the other nanna didn't explode...

and afterwards finds he has a 500wong bounty on his head

The alien retreats almost dead. After he is off the screen the flying cow eats him and gains his knowledge and power. Then everyone retreats back to the bar to discuss how they can get rid of these bandits.
When...

Evil Flying Cow: I have come to get the keys to banana bomb making factory! Give them now or you shall all parish!

HarrY: nope, no ones got ne keys 2 the nana bomb factory, try the co-op next door

Cow: good idea.

*cow breaks in*